Jokes/puns thread
>Why didn't a pirate talk to his mate?
>They got into an arrrrrrrgument
Jokes/puns thread
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your doorstep?
Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hole?
Doug.
Or
Phil.
What about a guy with no arms or legs over a campfire?
Frank.
But if it's a lady?
Patty!
Thanks folks.
I got more.
hehe i hadn't heard of phil before
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He's right ya know
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Hee Hee, you see, the funny joke being made here is that these people are saying the same thing manyy many times. As you can see, this is the very pinnacle of comedy.
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A man walks into a bar. HIs alcoholism is destroying his family.
It's not even original. That pic of the dog with schlop schlop schlop has been posted for weeks, it just wasn't yellow before.
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