Can a Doctor tell me if this is likely to work? So my plan to an hero if I need to, is to go to the rooftop bar at the Heron Tower in London and jump from the balcony. Is this high enough? It seems to be the easiest building to access as it has roof access that does have windows and I can just hop the barrier.
Any tips?
I don't want the whole "don't do it ordeal", just fuck off.
Also, trips and I'll do a flip.
LOL try a physicist mate. Dunno if doctors know enough about terminal velocity.
Oh also keep in mind the bar will probably close if you do that. So if you like the place at all..... maybe choose a venue you hate?
I'll just grab a drink before I go. I've never been there before. They'll probably just put up more safety barriers after.
Get a really expensive drink and when they tell you the price be like "how much!?" and just run for the railing hahahah
HAHAHAHA, good idea user.
trannies commit suicide so often they have a separate hotline on top of the LGBT one. KEK.
close to chingford? fancy fucking my girlfriend before you do it?
Sure, what does she look like?
holy shit
she’s brunette, petite, small but perky tits... would probably have to be forced or you’d need to supply something to make her unconscious
Nah, I'm not going to rape anyone. I'm gonna do this because I've made mistakes, making another won't do anything.
Do a flip faggot
>trips get
Roll.
I mean, i’m not gonna talk you out of it if you’re really gonna go thru with it
But before jumping you should yell in your most posh accent
>niggers tongue my anus
Those are nice dubs, maybe.
Hey OP, you should put all your drinks you get there on a credit card.
Also when you jump you should say something about the Muslim shitskins or yell "WHO FUCKING FARTED, THAT SMELL IS SO AWFUL HOLY SHIT"
I'll just put them all on a bill.
What mistakes did you make? Tell us user...
I mean, if you land on your neck right, a fall from 5 feet can kill you. So just make sure you swan dive
Yeah but there have been people who survived jumping out of a plane with no parachute, so I want be sure.
nah mate.
It's anonymous you faggot just tell us and stop being a pansy.
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tell us you retard, if you're asking for everyone's help in killing yourself you should at least say why
It doesn't matter why, because then I'll get moralfags trying to stop me.
so basically you're just attention seeking by larping on Yea Forums and you're so dull you can't even invent a good backstory like "i fucked 12 kids and i'm gonna kill myself" or "i broke into buckingham palace and saw something i shouldn't have"
also, checked
how tall is that?
You need at least 10 stories building to secure success 100%
I've seen people drop from 7 or 8 and still survive cause something cushioned their fall, and ended up fucked up.
40%
Okay nigger
You ain't gonna do it anyway since you're here for attention
Ok mate
230 meters
Ok mate
Watch and learn frens
fug
I'm in London wanna have a pint before u jump get a few things off your chest? Not gonna try and convince you not to, just interested to hear someone's last words... let me know.
If i was you i would take all my money and try to become rich in the Casino. If you win you can live a happy life or if you lose you know what to do.
also in London and would do this
England expects that every man will do his duty
Sure, I've not fully decided to yet but you can message me on whatever you have, I'll just make an account.
Make a discord and drop it here I'll add you and we can discuss.
i'm also on kik which is anonymous, very easy to make an account
I'll make a kik and post it here.
I'm fine with either, don't mind if you don't end up slamming yourself into the ground like I won't be disappointed, just an interesting opportunity.
7 Stories is considered 99.9 mostly fatal.
Anything less leaves more chance of survival.
My kik is 5uicideboi (I couldn't think of a name)
waiting on your kik mate, will add you when you post it
if you live in england you should have offed yourself earlier
Dude in the UK a few months back jumped off a bar and landed on a street bollard. It literally broke through his ass and went all the way into his torso, didn't break the skin though on the way out, basically just pounded his organs ribs and spine.
Just a warning. Also he didn't die on impact. He had a slow painful death with a huge amount of metal penetrating him through his ass and all the way up to his shoulder. You could see the bollard outline inside his body.
So if you're gonna talk about killing yourself because you're being a pussy and not wanting to learn from your mistakes. At least don't make your last move.. another mistake.
Gonna call them up tomorrow and tell them to watch out for someone who's planning to an hero :)
Summerfag detected
Weak.
Just do it with helium. Don't risk failing suicide.
Satan trips