New trap thread

new trap thread

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Fucking degenerates

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is this the same dude?

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Alexa?

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Fuck off to porn piece if shit

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Where is this?

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Y’all watch hypnotube?? That shit has got me craving cock now

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Recommend some nice HFO videos or JOI but without hands (yeah I know it's an oxymoron), or anal instructions to cum without hands, here some OC chastity as a gift

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Just deleted all my tranny porn, go fuck yourselves

Everyone engaging in this thread is a fag.

Welcome sis

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lmao imagine coming to Yea Forums and crying about muh degeneracy
you people don't belong here

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Oh look another faggot thread

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this is a Spider man thread

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>Not yellow flash thread
Can you even summer

go back to Yea Forums

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take back B

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I wish to be kept locked long term, so I'm desperate to cum like this!

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Uh-oh! Looks like trap/trans is still man with mental disorders!

The world

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Uh-oh! Sounds like you're still crying on the internet!

Nobody cares

Reminder 51 blue boards blah blah kys

Yeah, but traps are man

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Uh-oh! Sounds like a faggot!

You don't belong anywhere you piece of degenerate trash

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lol! your mom gay

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no ur mom

Shrek 5: The Divorce
It was just a normal day for Shrek, he'd been working really hard; knocking down walls with his THICC and then plastering them back together. Of course this all went down at the construction site. Eventually the workers threatened to call
the cops if he didn't leave so Shrek went back home to the swamp. When he got home he was greeted with the sight of his 3 demon babies shitting all over the front porch of their hut. Naturally, Shrek cleaned up the poop, spanked his babies
as punishment, and microwaved them for dinner. It was okay though, he could always just clone some new ones for tomorrow. Fiona however, was not pleased.
Fiona: So honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Shrek: Well I wanted to spoil you so I microwaved the babies as a treat!
Fiona: *starts packing suitcase*
Shrek: Honey what are you doing? *Shrek reaches for Fiona's hand, wanting to hold it but Fiona SLAPS it away and continues packing*
Shrek: What has gotten into you?!!?
Fiona: I'M TIRED OF YOU TREATING OUR CHILDREN AS DISPOSABLE OBJECTS YOU CAN DO WITH AS YOU PLEASE!
Shrek: I mean it's not like we should treat them with respect, after all they're just kids. Kids are like the Ox on the Oregon trail; they're useful for what you need to get done, but if you're starving you kill them and eat them.
Fiona: *softly* We're getting a divorce.
After this fateful phrase Shrek is taken aback. After all Shrek has done for Fiona how could she do this?
Shrek lashes out at Fiona, calling her such things as a stupid whore, a fucking bitch, and most importantly, a goddamn ungrateful cunt. When Shrek was told to sign the divorce papers he did so GLADLY. He called her a stupid whore on the
way out and she cried. In reality Shrek was lashing out to hide his true emotions. He felt betrayed. So he turned to his new life in the Circus!
His act was that he would put anal beads in his butt and pull them out his mouth. He got kicked out of the Circus after 2 months because of an

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SPIDERMAN MAY BE RED BUT HE IS A SERVICE TO OUR CAUSE. THANK YOU!

EMBRACE YELLOW
REJECT PORN

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Shrek 5: The Divorce
It was just a normal day for Shrek, he'd been working really hard; knocking down walls with his THICC and then plastering them back together. Of course this all went down at the construction site. Eventually the workers threatened to call
the cops if he didn't leave so Shrek went back home to the swamp. When he got home he was greeted with the sight of his 3 demon babies shitting all over the front porch of their hut. Naturally, Shrek cleaned up the poop, spanked his babies
as punishment, and microwaved them for dinner. It was okay though, he could always just clone some new ones for tomorrow. Fiona however, was not pleased.
Fiona: So honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Shrek: Well I wanted to spoil you so I microwaved the babies as a treat!
Fiona: *starts packing suitcase*
Shrek: Honey what are you doing? *Shrek reaches for Fiona's hand, wanting to hold it but Fiona SLAPS it away and continues packing*
Shrek: What has gotten into you?!!?
Fiona: I'M TIRED OF YOU TREATING OUR CHILDREN AS DISPOSABLE OBJECTS YOU CAN DO WITH AS YOU PLEASE!
Shrek: I mean it's not like we should treat them with respect, after all they're just kids. Kids are like the Ox on the Oregon trail; they're useful for what you need to get done, but if you're starving you kill them and eat them.
Fiona: *softly* We're getting a divorce.
After this fateful phrase Shrek is taken aback. After all Shrek has done for Fiona how could she do this?
Shrek lashes out at Fiona, calling her such things as a stupid whore, a fucking bitch, and most importantly, a goddamn ungrateful cunt. When Shrek was told to sign the divorce papers he did so GLADLY. He called her a stupid whore on the
way out and she cried. In reality Shrek was lashing out to hide his true emotions. He felt betrayed. So he turned to his new life in the Circus!
His act was that he would put anal beads in his butt and pull them out his mouth. He got kicked out of the Circus after 2 months because of an

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Any traps in Kentucky?

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Oh, I think its time for brazilian shit meme

HOWS IT HANGING FELLAS? DONE INJECTING SO MUCH FUCKING ESTROGEN INTO YOUR LEFT NUTSACK THAT YOU BECOME A BEASTLY INFERTILE CREATURE THAT'S ONLY JOY WILL BE IN DEATH?

HOW ABOUT SHILLING OUT FOR PORN ON A FUCKING IMAGE BOARD? OH YEAAAH! NOTHING LIKE PAGES AND PAGES OF GARBAGE PORNOGRAPHY TO FRY MY BRAIN, MR GOLDSTEIN!!

EMBRACE YELLOW
REJECT PORN

777

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What do you with your penis when you poop? Does it just kinda hang there cutely, or do you try to rest it on the toilet seat?

damn nudes?

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GUYS I THINK THIS THREAD NEEDS A QUICK WATERBREAK TO REFRESH THEMSELVES

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I want to be chained up like that so bad

Traps belong to Yea Forums now and forever but those celeb, 10/10 face etc threads can go

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REEEEEEEEEEE

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If you watch porn you are addicted. Period. It doesn't matter how much or how little. If you watch any porn at all you are addicted.
There is no in between, there is no "healthy" porn use. There is absolutely no such this as "moderate" porn usage.
If you say that you can "quit whenever you want" and you're "not addicted", you just don't want to stop", then you are either lying to yourself or delusional.
Porn is disgusting, and we all know this. If you engage on something so disgusting, you are addicted. By watching any porn at all, you have already become so consumed by it that
you are willingly giving up yourself. Even aside from that, think of all the better things you could do instead instead.
Through all the time i had watched porn i probably wasted hundreds of hours, not even just on jerking off, on watching or looking at disgusting things.
I probably could have learned a language in the time is spent doing that. So could you.
You could spend that time lifting, or playing a sport, or learning something , or reading, or any number of actually useful thomgs to better yourself, instead you are motivated to not better yourself, because you are
incentivized to spend more time consuming porn. It's worthless. It has no use or benefit besides that it makes your dick or pussy feel good. And it makes you feel worthless too because you know that. Not saying this to be mean

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Shrek 5: The Divorce
It was just a normal day for Shrek, he'd been working really hard; knocking down walls with his THIC and then plastering them back together. Of course this all went down at the construction site. Eventually the workers threatened to call
the cops if he didn't leave so Shrek went back home to the swamp. When he got home he was greeted with the sight of his 3 demon babies shitting all over the front porch of their hut. Naturally, Shrek cleaned up the poop, spanked his babies
as punishment, and microwaved them for dinner. It was okay though, he could always just clone some new ones for tomorrow. Fiona however, was not pleased.
Fiona: So honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Shrek: Well I wanted to spoil you so I microwaved the babies as a treat!
Fiona: *starts packing suitcase*
Shrek: Honey what are you doing? *Shrek reaches for Fiona's hand, wanting to hold it but Fiona SLAPS it away and continues packing*
Shrek: What has gotten into you?!!?
Fiona: I'M TIRED OF YOU TREATING OUR CHILDREN AS DISPOSABLE OBJECTS YOU CAN DO WITH AS YOU PLEASE!
Shrek: I mean it's not like we should treat them with respect, after all they're just kids. Kids are like the Ox on the Oregon trail; they're useful for what you need to get done, but if you're starving you kill them and eat them.
Fiona: *softly* We're getting a divorce.
After this fateful phrase Shrek is taken aback. After all Shrek has done for Fiona how could she do this?
Shrek lashes out at Fiona, calling her such things as a stupid whore, a fucking bitch, and most importantly, a goddamn ungrateful cunt. When Shrek was told to sign the divorce papers he did so GLADLY. He called her a stupid whore on the
way out and she cried. In reality Shrek was lashing out to hide his true emotions. He felt betrayed. So he turned to his new life in the Circus!
His act was that he would put anal beads in his butt and pull them out his mouth. He got kicked out of the Circus after 2 months because of an

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READ UP ON THIS BIG BIG BOOK AND GET NICE AND STROOONG OOH YEAAAH

WHATS THIS BOOK I'M READING? WHY, ITS ONLY "HUNTER" BY DOCTOR WILLIAM LUTHER PIERCE!!

EMBRACE YELLOW
REJECT PORN

777

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Shrek 5: The Divorce
It was just a normal day for Shrek, he'd been working really hard; knocking down walls with his THICC and then plastering them back together. Of course this all went down at the construction site. Eventually the workers threatened to call
the cops if he didn't leave so Shrek went back home to the swamp. When he got home he was greeted with the sight of his 3 demon babies shitting all over the front porch of their hut. Naturally, Shrek cleaned up the poop, spanked his babies
as punishment, and microwaved them for dinner. It was okay though, he could always just clone some new ones for tomorrow. Fiona however, was not pleased.
Fiona: So honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Shrek: Well I wanted to spoil you so I microwaved the babies as a treat!
Fiona: *starts packing suitcase*
Shrek: Honey what are you doing? *Shrek reaches for Fiona's hand, wanting to hold it but Fiona SLAPS it away and continues packing*
Shrek: What has gotten into you?!!?
Fiona: I'M TIRED OF YOU TREATING OUR CHILDREN AS DISPOSABLE OBJECTS YOU CAN DO WITH AS YOU PLEASE!
Shrek: I mean it's not like we should treat them with respect, after all they're just kids. Kids are like the Ox on the Oregon trail; they're useful for what you need to get done, but if you're starving you kill them and eat them.
Fiona: *softly* We're getting a divorce.
After this fateful phrase Shrek is taken aback. After all Shrek has done for Fiona how could she do this?
Shrek lashes out at Fiona, calling her such things as a stupid whore, a fucking bitch, and most importantly, a goddamn ungrateful cunt. When Shrek was told to sign the divorce papers he did so GLADLY. He called her a stupid whore on the
way out and she cried. In reality Shrek was lashing out to hide his true emotions. He felt betrayed. So he turned to his new life in the Circus!
His act was that he would put anal beads in his butt and pull them out his mouth. He got kicked out of the Circus after 2 months because of

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Noice one there bro

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Shrek 5: The Divorce
It was just a normal day for Shrek, he'd been working really hard; knocking down walls with his THICC and then plastering them back together. Of course this all went down at the construction site. Eventually the workers threatened to call
the cops if he didn't leave so Shrek went back home to the swamp. When he got home he was greeted with the sight of his 3 demon babies shitting all over the front porch of their hut. Naturally, Shrek cleaned up the poop, spanked his babies
as punishment, and microwaved them for dinner. It was okay though, he could always just clone some new ones for tomorrow. Fiona however, was not pleased.
Fiona: So honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Shrek: Well I wanted to spoil you so I microwaved the babies as a treat!
Fiona: *starts packing suitcase*
Shrek: Honey what are you doing? *Shrek reaches for Fiona's hand, wanting to hold it but Fiona SLAPS it away and continues packing*
Shrek: What has gotten into you?!!?
Fiona: I'M TIRED OF YOU TREATING OUR CHILDREN AS DISPOSABLE OBJECTS YOU CAN DO WITH AS YOU PLEASE!
Shrek: I mean it's not like we should treat them with respect, after all they're just kids. Kids are like the Ox on the Oregon trail; they're useful for what you need to get done, but if you're starving you kill them and eat them.
Fiona: *softly* We're getting a divorce.
After this fateful phrase Shrek is taken aback. After all Shrek has done for Fiona how could she do this?
Shrek lashes out at Fiona, calling her such things as a stupid whore, a fucking bitch, and most importantly, a goddamn ungrateful cunt. When Shrek was told to sign the divorce papers he did so GLADLY. He called her a stupid whore on the
way out and she cried. In reality Shrek was lashing out to hide his true emotions. He felt betrayed. So he turned to his new life in the Circus!
His act was that he would put anal beads in his butt and pull them out his mouth. He got kicked out of thCircus after 2 months because of

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I have a important statement:
TRAPS ARE MEN
TRAPS ARE MEN

Man we raped this thread worse than a trap poster at 8 years old

haha fuck yeah, glad to be apart of the yellow tide

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