Two days ago I went to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I dream of fucking a melon since a few years, and finally, after I've just started a new job I could finally afford one. (Not that I couldn't afford one earlier but a big melon is like 7€ in Germany which is quiet a lot for a one time use sextoy)
Finally at home, I carved a hole in the melon and started fucking it! It was amazing. I've lasted like four minutes and finally came inside the watermelon. After this good fuck I've felt the urge to pee, so i put my dick back in the melon and filled it with pee. Suprisingly it soaked up all my piss. I went to bed with the melon next to my bed, waiting to get fucked in the morning. Over the last two days I've came nine times inside the melon and peed in it for two times. On the second night I've stored it in the fridge so it wouldn't go off so fast.
Today I finally put this to an end to all of this, fucked the melon a last time. By this time the hole has doubled in size and the melon started to smell not really off but also not really fresh. I've cut open the fruit and ate it all with a spoon while fapping.
All I did let's me feel kinda gross, but it was rally hot while it lasted. Had a ton of fun the last few days!
>big melon is like 7€ in Germany which is quiet a lot for a one time use sextoy
What is a good price for a one time use sex toy in Germany?
Alexander Howard
How did the melon taste? I guess its so sweet, that you would barely even taste the piss.
Cameron Wilson
Hollow out a large jalapeño pepper. The smooth wet inside feels exactly like pussy
Luis Price
I've really never bought one time use sex toys... Are there any except Tenga eggs? Just bought a few dildos so no idea sorry
Jaxon Wood
Then how do you know €7 is a lot to pay for a one time use sex toy?
Brody Campbell
anything under 7€
Hunter Powell
You could definetly taste the piss. It tasted like a sweet melon piss mix! Really good! The cum soaked parts where the best!
Austin Gutierrez
Also I have a hard time believeing you since you haven't posted the after watermelon.
Anthony Morales
Fair enough. You weren’t harming anyone. Yes it’s a bit weird. Especially the eating it part. Like I said if you enjoy it then go for it. As long as a sexual act isn’t rape or child sexual abuse or animals then it’s fine.
Fuck what other people think.
Andrew Gonzalez
I've just wanted to state that this is more than I would normally pay for something like this. This was just a high price in my eyes. No idea what other people pay for something like this or waht they think is a good price
Jaxon Williams
Post your dick, seems nice
Ian Miller
Fucking Germans....
Carter Reyes
Thans man! We need open people like you
Elijah White
>more than I would normally pay for something like this.
So what do you normally pay?
Isaac Cooper
It's more about accepting "harmless taboos" than being open. There were studies done on how people react to "harmless taboos", usually the ones who have a problem with them are religious.
Nolan King
Read "The Righteous Mind" by Jonathan Haidt if you are interested in that topic. Chapter one "Where Does Morality Come From" goes quite in depth about this.
Joseph Morales
this is quite possibly one of the funniest things ive ever read in my life, thank you sire. rofl
Camden Nelson
>If you enjoy go for it Did you fucks grow up without parents or something
Nicholas Walker
If you don't hate yourself for doing something like this, something is off
