UGH. My neighbor is mowing my lawn again. Anyone else have to deal with bad neighbors?

UGH. My neighbor is mowing my lawn again. Anyone else have to deal with bad neighbors?

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Throw depleted batteries over the fence into the tall grass.

If that's a bad neighbour I dunno what pleases you. Buy the man a beer ffs.

That's the joke.

as a german i didn't laugh

My neighbor shot my dog and he’s fucking my wife.

Buy a bulk of lithium batteries and sprinkle them in his lawn. Wait for the fireworks

Messing with another man's property without permission is a douche-move.

Germans are generally obtuse and devoid of humor. This checks out.

As an American, it's your God given right to shoot that man the moment he steps into your yard

kek

Not in my case. I'm kind of disabled. I appreciate it but am too ashamed to go out and thank him/pay him.

Good thing that's he's a good person.
Too bad you won't even thank him

Too bad I have crippling social anxiety and can barely answer the phone and even then only when I absolutely have to.

Yeah , it is too bad.

Im going to shoot your wife and fuck your dog

I’d feel embarrassed af that another man is basically cleaning up after me.

Same
I would at least feel completely totally obligated to thank the man if I was legitimately disabled

3 of my neighbors are moving and one died. I'm scared guys. I may have to shoot someone if I get a family of spics who throw a party every night till 3.

How have you not shot your neighbor and why did he shoot your dog?

Maybe you should try crying into your own ass and using the pool of tears to wash your face?

They will kill your dog too.
Happened to me twice.

Nice job you disabled fat faggot
At least thank the man
We are giving you advice you should take as a man.
Don't be a loser your whole damn life and insult people trying to get you to do good things

You're fucking pathetic

u hab been visited by the ps2 owning negro of the day
u will be blessed with lung piercing rape and your sons exile from normalcy but only if u can say thank you cristopher with dicke in mouth

I don't have a dog but I live in a Irish, Italian Republican mid class neighborhood. There will be blood if some Jew try to block buster the neighborhood.

Then order him something online and get it posted to his place with a note from you, or leave beers on his porch with a note saying thanks, you don't have to see him face to face

OP is a fucking loser

Nah. Besides I could order MYSELF something online and wouldnt have to leave a note. Well, maybe one that says "Hang in There"

You are subhuman
Neck yourself with a engine hoist I know a rope wouldn't do the job

What is wrong with you (asides from being a crippled neet)?

I'm going buy myself a 3DS and the first three Yo-kai Watch games. Fuck yeah

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You know user I've never said this to anyone in my whole life but you should be ashamed of yourself

He has to repay you some way for fucking your wife while you’re at work

I know people like you
I don't talk to them anymore.
I bet you have people that have done this to you too
It's well deserved.
You're nothing OP. A soyboy faggot , greedy and soulless.
There's no hope for you anyway. Enjoy the diabetes death early

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