I cut my leg off

You wish we cared

I didn't really cut it off myself. I broke my femur realky bad and it never healed right so I chose to lop off the leg.

How did you break your femur?

Draw a smiley face on you stump.

What's it like being one legged?

Do you have a fake leg?

How's your sex life?

How did friends and family react?

Car accident.

>What's it like being one legged?
Sometimes it sucks. Sometimes it has its perks.
>Do you have a fake leg?
No
>How's your sex life?
Ive got a girl I'm kinda seeing but overall it's taken a downturn
>How did friends and family react?
Freaked them out. I didn't tell anyone so it was a major shock when I showed up places missing my leg.

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when you say "cut it off" you mean you went to a doc and had it cut off or did you do it

>Freaked them out. I didn't tell anyone so it was a major shock when I showed up places missing my leg
Kek
Story?

How long have you been a pirate? (When was the accident)

Doc did it.

I actually got fired from work. I ended up getting held by the hospital after the amputation 2 days longer than expected and didn't call in. When I told my boss I had surgery he thought I was full of shit. First thing when I got released I went to my job and needless to say I got my job back.

About a year now

>I actually got fired from work. I ended up getting held by the hospital after the amputation 2 days longer than expected and didn't call in. When I told my boss I had surgery he thought I was full of shit. First thing when I got released I went to my job and needless to say I got my job back.
Kek What was reaction when you walked in? Any other stories?

Also do you just use crutches or wheelchair too?

What's your job

>walked in
>OP
>walked

>What was reaction when you walked in?
Everyone was visibly shocked. Lots of concern, omg what happened, does it hurt. I was really quite the spectacle lol.
>Any other stories?
Pretty much that same reaction from Every one.
>Also do you just use crutches or wheelchair too?
Crutches only. I was given a wheelchair but dint use it. Probably sounds funny but it makes me feel like a cripple. Even though I am already a cripple at least with crutchesIm standing

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tap dancer

Lets see that stump

is not me

I manually masturbate caged animals for the purpose of artificial insemination.

first interesting thread in months, b is not what it used to be 10 years ago

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Does it hurt? What kind of narcotics were you prescribed throughout all of this?

>Does it hurt?
No
>What kind of narcotics were you prescribed throughout all of this?
Morphine in hospital, oxy on release now just gabapentin for nerve or phantom pain.