Hey Yea Forums, I'm a girl gamer

Have you ever been on the internet before? Obviously female gamers exist, also you're actually not supposed to put the controller in your mouth like a 4 year old... Also tits or gtfo.

I feel like you're lowkey a guy just trolling

> lowkey
gtfo millenial trash

This is Yea Forums, not Tumblr! It's bad enough there was a large influx of social justice spewed upon this site some years ago. Honestly, fuck you. Men will listen but listening does not mean that a man will do as told. It means he will consider what is said. That's what listening is. If you want a slave, go somewhere else!

this is the baseline for what the minimum of human intelligence is. Just high enough to be called “thought,” but only barely

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Fake and Gay

Noice old and stale pasta

OP here.

GROW UP! Grow up Yea Forums. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" and "o rly?".

But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligent that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked woman shaking their boobs funny?

Haha you're mad

Good one user very cool

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>Hey Yea Forums, I'm a girl gamer.
Google Image Search determined that was a lie

I lick my controllers too

I'm an MLG PRO

Yes, I have a life. In my free time, I choose to do this. I am content with this because I am just as successful typing this as Wernher von Braun was in developing missiles for the better of mankind. He intended them for peaceful space travel and instead the military took his shit and turned it into weapons. The moral of the story is that this amounts to about as much as some other high-end science bullshit that ultimately does nothing great for us. We all die and we can only change how. So I'm going to die pissing you off on Yea Forums, godammit!

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autism detected

Talking shot about people talking shit... Retard Hypocrite.

That's not very nice OP

Should i be saying ree?

>phoneposter
gtfo

now I finally know how fake /b can get! interesting!

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Who says you aren't ugly?

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There is no way to describe Yea Forums. Or Yea Forums. Any attempt by an outsider to describe us will completely miss the point. And I get where you're coming from because I was once there myself. I've been here for years, but when I'm asked to describe Yea Forums I'm at a loss for words. To truly understand what it is like here, you must stay for at least a month. It's not about the memes, it's about the apathy, the hatred, and the intentional stupidity. The Internet (despite what people say) is not taken seriously by a Yea Forumstard. In real life, I smile and wave to people, I say thank you. But on Yea Forums, I discard my morality. I encourage people to commit suicide. I call respected members of the black community niggers and say that the Jews did the World Trade center. So, my friend, you would to best simply to say we are being assholes for the hell of it. Because the Internet is not serious business. Also, I know I'm going to get flamed up the asshole for this, but fuck off.

Lol it's not a phone it's a tablet haha

It's literally a website where everyone is anonymous, is this your first day or something?

just a joke bruh

> just a joke bruh

lol youre like those youtube guys "its just a social experiment"!!!! well guess WHAT!?

who do you think you are? do you think B is your kingdom? you gotta really learn your place around here, n00b.

this is the territory of oldFags. oldFags like me know exactly which memes were generated in what eras.

i was there for "i will always be the little girl"

so don't come and try to teach me what Yea Forums is about, or i will teach you a lesson.

Nica pasta

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why is this shitty pasta being posted?

Ur dum lol

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Can someone translate what this bitch is saying? I don't speak Portuguese and I really want to know what conditions she's giving to show us her tits.

Most people that use this term are millennials without even knowing. Born after 1980? You're a millennial.

Lurk moar

Go and play some candy crush while making me a sandwich.
Also gtfo afterwards

>retarted
You THOT you spelled that correctly.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Begone thot

Do a sandwich

I'm a guy gamer and am hot and think girls are genuinely shit on the sticks

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Stale pasta, or as I call it, "Newfag bait."