Ok this is the bottom line, my freaking room mate ate all the god damn whole foods gorilla cereal that I PAYED FOR with my own money. I already tricked him into thinking the FBI was after him but that's not enough! Ideas for pranks anons?
Ok this is the bottom line...
Andrew Flores
Daniel Stewart
Put icy hot on the toilet seat
Elijah Richardson
Show him pictures of yourself getting tag-team fucked by a group of random men, then you can call him a faggot for looking at gay porn.
Andrew Carter
give your roommate a caramel or candy onion and tell him its a caramel or candy apple
Camden Perez
Seems like a rock solid plan to me
Andrew Anderson
Empty your pee pee bottles on his bed
Levi Clark
Ask him if he liked the gorilla munch.
Buy a whole other box if he says yes.
Also buy the world’s hottest hot sauce/pure capsaicin. Dump the contents into the gorilla munch and shake it around very well. Maybe leave it in your car to dry for good measure so the consistency isn’t obvious.
Then laugh while your roommate is in hot sauce pain.
John Gutierrez
peppermint patty filled with toothpaste?
Logan Lee
Hit him over the head with a shovel.
Dominic Ortiz
Forge a letter that the roommate says he will assume your half of the rent. Drop it off at the landlords office. Then move out when he is gone for a few hours. Change your cell phone number while you are at it.
Ayden Brooks
hotsauce wont work has to be capsaicin extract as there is no smell but i like your thinking
Jordan Perez
put sugar free haribo gummy bears in a regular gummy bear bag
Elijah Wilson
the old classic bucket of water over the door
Parker Robinson
Ask him if he liked them and if he says yes then just be like
>AHH HAAAA! I FARTED IN THE BOX EVERYDAY FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND YOU ATE MY FART AIR DRIED CEREALS HAHAHAHA YOU’RE GONNA GET EBOLA AIDS CANCER LOL YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF ASS TUMOR
Lucas White
Bump
Thomas Reed
maybe teach him about the importance of spelling? its just a prank bro
Austin Brooks
Hate fuck his Mom in the ass with no lube, take vids, post em here
Anthony Hernandez
eat his asshole
Brody Gray
get fucking petty.
>write his number on every peice of cash that you can find saying "call me for a good time: (his number)"\
>put glitter on the top of his ceiling fan if he has one
>put about a tbsp of piss in his shoes every week and watch him wonder why he has athletes foot and his shoes smell so bad
Levi Baker
Just rob the money that it cost you to buy the cereal to make it even
Austin Fisher
>>write his number on every peice of cash that you can find saying "call me for a good time: (his number)"\
Writing numbers on bathroom wall are making a comeback. They mostly get bombarded by dick pics.
Jordan Morgan
ok but you faggots don't UNDERSTAND. This is a god damn feel. This is a crime worse than stealing, an offense worse than saying the n word. You need to fucking buy some military grade shit here, my man. You need to get fucking inhumane. How dare that lunatic lay his fingers on your God sent Gorilla Munch? ITS FUCKING WAR