We can't lose. If the mods ban our threads for spam, then they are then going to have to also ban porn threads. Which means we win. Can't ban us for raiding because it isn't, it MIGHT have started as such from rumors of /pol/ involvement, but if they do those threads become a matyr.
Pornfags are already leaving. Keep the fight going Yellow/b/ros.
lolicon here. there should be an alliance between us and the yellows. we're not getting /l/ back, and I'm all for burning down trash threads like traps and dickraters.
Porn threads aren't spam, they are posted for a reason and they get legitimate traffic. Yellow threads are the very epitome of spam.
Eli Watson
You've already lost. You lost before you started. Yea Forums has always had porn and will always have porn. I masturbate to hire threads now. Will you ban those as well?
This is a war against an ever changing and always evolving idea. It's literally impossible for you to ban porn once we start masturbating to yellow threads.
>legitimate traffic >i'm so new i don't know what bots or samefagging is yikes and cringe tbh fam
Isaiah Martinez
I'm glad you think you're smart, and somehow, something was won.. but you all look like a bunch of pre-school cunts who get all freaked when a puppet show takes a strange turn. This is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I don't care one bit about the porn.
The pissboys are only willing to tolerate you for the moment. They hate you just as much as they hate porn, and fags, and jews, and niggers.
Lucas Peterson
How about you actually post something interesting
Colton White
and people defending porn look like braindead apes that have no idea how the internet works
Connor Murphy
This is true. Give yellowfags an inch they will take a mile. b cannot negotiate with SJW terrorists.
Landon Torres
Alright fine, greentext story g?
> Be me, sophomore year > Oceanography class, boring as fuck > We come in, shitty betamale sub >Allhellyeah.jpeg >We basically ignore the faggot after fucking with him for a bit >do retarded teen shit like stealth stealing a cucks laptop (school gives out laptops instead of fixing anything or giving supplies to teachers) and acting like nothing happened for the whole class >Doorknocks.gif >Some random nigger wanting to fuck with some niggerhoe >They leave >Probably fucking >Few minutes later. Doorknocks.gif (Americanfag so we have to keep the doors locked) >Some beta white kid who sits with cuckbeta >We fuck with them a bit, then go back to doing nothing >Doorknocks.gif chick comes back, didn't notice it at the time but her niggerweave was a bit fucked up >Kek >Getting annoyed at the door intrusion >Keeps fucking with our gamerchat about Minecraft >Door stays silent for a while >20 minutes before class >Doorknocks.gif >Feeling my autistic rage building, I open the door this time (I sat close to the door but ignored it most of the time) >Scream "The FUCK do you WANT?" >mfw it's the girls dean >Fuck.png
We aren't defending the porn. I know it's impossible for you to hold more than one or two thoughts in your skull at once so let me explain. It's free speech. You're a SJW trying to censor people. After the porn you fags will find something else that will get your panties in a twist and we will be right back here. Learn to use filters or eat a bullet crybaby.
Jayden Rivera
bump we won
Gavin Lopez
That's where you're wrong, we want porn to diminish on Yea Forums so we can see actual shitpost threads and some cool shit. There are other boards for mass spam of porn.
The only thing you newfags did was spawn even more porn threads so unless this was an elaborate ruse all along you are already the biggest cucks of the year.
Daniel Campbell
The irony is absolutely staggering.
Robert Nguyen
And your exaggerations are lies. b is a slow board these days before you piss fags showed up. There were plenty of non porn threads that hung around for hours if not a day. It's not our fault you fags can't use filter and the catalog. This is nothing more than a poltard psyop. Go back to your discord tranny.
Adam Campbell
I remember Yea Forums as it used to be: a place of autism and shitposting. I green texted within its chambers and keked among its gardens. I was happy then; at peace.
>I remember, too, the day the porn threads came.
That day marked by cries of “MOAR??” and torrents of “you got Kik???” where terrified Anons and Yea Forumsros huddled in darkened corners. Many tolerated these threads, but many more got annoyed and paid the ultimate price by leaving b. That day my beloved random sanctuary became the Yea Forumslack Temple.
There the Furries and Logposters practiced their twisted magic that corrupted the threads and nearly destroyed us all. Even after the roleplaying-cucks reckless posting tore the site apart, my anons were unable to find a lasting sanctuary. I remember the armies of “Pics you shouldn’t share” Threads that swept down on us like a plague. During these dark times, the ones called “Pornfags” made the board their home.
>Then came the Yellowfags...
The one they called the “Random, dumb, and triggering” ; the enemy of my enemy. We helped them spam the porn threads of Yea Forums and cut off the pornfags reinforcements. We fought with renewed strength, and together we reclaimed our sacred ground.
I think part of me knew even then, that Yea Forums had only traded one shitty topic that wastes all the threads on the board for another.
I prefer to remember the Yea Forums as it used to be; not the abomination it has become. My soul bears the burden of my misjudgment, but I have been patient; I have been waiting. And when the time is right, the triggering will become... the triggered....
Kek, Bold to assume I have enough confidence to even join a discord
Levi Young
I'm not defending porn, you tripplenigger. I'm saying the pissboys hate lolis and furries and twinks and soycucks and jews and niggers and mexicans and chinks and most women. But for some strange reason, you love authoritarians who are using you as sheep to give some voice to the conservative agenda.
Luis Hall
Kek
Juan Diaz
>doxcord
Jaxon Roberts
I don’t know what this means but if it means less porn threads I’m all for it!
Start a thread with a target faggot. See this is what happened to Yea Forums. You want everything but are to fucking nigger to do any work to get it done.
>there were some porn threads on b >it’s okay though because there were always other threads here >Yellowfags appear >spam yellow threads against porn >pornfags post more porn in retaliation >whole board is now yellow or porn with even less normal threads > yellow fags “want to make b great again” Well you’re doing a great job
Number of threads doesn’t mean number of people interested you bunglecunt. One dude could just sit down and spam out dozens of threads and replies if they wanted. Most yellowposters don’t even care what happens to porn, they’re just excited to jump on the bandwagon and feel like part of something, or they’re just finding it fun triggering pornfags. They don’t care if porn stays or goes in the end. Your movement is a joke.
>They don’t care if porn stays or goes in the end. no, that's kind of the whole point, it has to go, porn addicts have to stop shoving their stupid fucking fetishes into everybody's face where it's unwanted
Luke Nguyen
>we will make Yea Forums great again by posting things more interesting than porn! >great, what will you post instead? >um.... uh.... we didn't think that far ahead. the color yellow maybe?
If you don't like what you see just post something more interesting. The truth is you teenage new faggots have absolutely nothing interesting to say other than muh epic spam.
Based, considering yellow team, formerly of only lurker status and the board has gone to hell much worse than normal. I'm tired of seeing trap, gay, interracial and the same amateur porn threads every fucking day
This is the worst shit I've ever read. The abject narcissism dripping from every word is literally nauseating. You jerk offs just want something to belong to, you're pathetic. You've lost. And some autistic aspie spews this dribble. Goddamn, humanity is doomed.