Alright newfags, after multiple requests im doing this, My name is Sick-kun. I'm an oldfag with a greentext story about me falling in love with a lesbian and how that worked out. Any questions, ill answer.
>So back in highschool when i was 16 year old underage ban, I joined my theatre program in my school since i heard there were dozens of girls thirsty for the D(which was true, due to the influx of gays which left an overstock of pussy). I join and become friends with a lesbian, lets call her M(she’s not the focus, her girlfriend is). >I hit it off with M, a les who’s short with the fattest booty this side of the Mississipi and eyes the same color of Walter White’s meth. >Very talented singer and actress, but a bit too much of a feminazi for me. >Meet her gf through theatre. Tall, curvy, blonde. Perfect smile, pefect body, also had a big ol booty. 10/10 dick daimond on first glance >hit it off with GF, gonna refer to her as D from now on (no homo) >D and I both 16, have a lot in common (like all these stories go). We start hanging out outside of school and she’s lowkey flirty with me >hella dumb beta male, never notice until later >M starts noticing, starts getting hella jealous >At the same time all of this is happening, we’re getting ready for my first big show/the biggest show my school has put on >D ends up dying her hair black to fit her character >HNNNNNNNG.jpg >Out of pure fucking luck, D ends up being my main dance partner for one of the routines >MOAR FUCKING HNNNNNG
>P.s at this point, im a relatively attractive guy, like 7/10 but i am bony as fuck and D thinks i can’t lift her for one of the routines >lift her on first try, she’s impressed and compliments me >DICK IS PURE UNREFINED COAL >D and I grow even closer as we spend tons of time rehearsing our dance >rehearsals are daily and as opening night gets closer, we start doing weekend rehearsals which means an extra 4 hours of us all up on each other >also means me SEEING DAT GOSH DARN BOOTY IN SWEATPANTS >blah blah blah skip to opening night >D is super nervous, so the whole time we’re backstage im trying to calm her down >“Trust me D, we’ve got this” >“…but I don’t know user, what if I mess up?” >“uh no, you wont. at all. You’re great at this. believe in the me that believes in you” >RARA FIGHT DA POWAH >our routine goes ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT >We go backstage, hug, and I can still feel her shaking from the nerves. Honestly, she was so warm and it felt nice that i could comfort her a bit >She starts calming down >“…thanks, user :)” >I smile back at her and leave my hand on her back while she’s still pretty close to me. >M comes walking and sees us from the other side of the stage and sees us >pure rage in her eyes
>M: “ummm user, why is your hand there?” in a tone so condescending I would’ve slapped her if I wasn’t so hard from how I killed that routine >D:“ don’t worry about it. He was just being there for me, so don’t get pissed” >M rolls her eyes like they we’re on fucking ecstacy >I turn away and let my face twist into a smile so wicked, it should be a spongebob meme >D defened me >IknowWhatIMustDo.jpg >blah blah blah show goes great. I end up sticking with theatre because i’m crushing on D, even though her and M are still together >D and I start hanging out more, she starts telling me about their relationship problems and how M is jealous of me for no reason >“no reason” >time skip: couple months. M & D finally break up. >Introduce character D’s dyke best friend, V >V fucking hates me, a common trait that all of D’s girlfriends have, including her current gf (blatent foreshadow. I’ll explain the juicy bits later) >at this point, D and I are texting each other on a daily basis. Flirty texts, still don’t realize D is interested >V and D start getting really close. I start getting left out more and more >I dont notice as much since I start dating this other theatre girl >Also tall and blonde, well call her A. she’s german with perfect legs (in case you haven’t noticed, tall blondes are my type) >D and V start dating. D and I start hanging out less and less >feels, but I was focused on graduating and my gf >Graduate at 17 with honors as a thespian funny enough, still together with A as I start at a pretty good university nearby >D and I still talk often, just not daily. We both have our gf’s >I end up breaking up with A after finding out she cheated on me with another guy in the department and lied to me about it. >heartbroken and dont forget to bump the thread before it 404's on me
>D hears about it and texts me. I tell her. She’s pissed >“user, i would never treat you like that… you’re don’t deserve that. I wanna beat A’s ass so bad right now” >boner >D and I start talking everyday now….She starts telling me about how hard things are getting between her and fucking dyking V >D and I start getting close again, hanging out all the time, texting daily, all that shit >one day D asks me “hey user….um…would you ever want to shower with anyone else…like maybe me?” >she knows I have the biggest fucking shower fetish( hot water running down a girl’s body turns me on) ever >“YES” >YES YES YES YES YES YES >we start talking shit about all the things we would do to each other (we’ve had convos like this before, but I skipped them as not to bore) >“I’d love for you to squeeze my butt while you cleaned me user” >“so…how big is your ummm…."thing” user?“ >” honey dripping all over me? how’re you gonna clean that? please tell me more user" >“lol that sounds so hot user ;) lets plan it out. well im going to bed, goodnight at this point my cock had torn through my boxers and was now pulsating like a fucking star >balls bluer than Papa smurf teabagging Grover >spend rest of the night planning out this fantasy we wrote. fuck, im too boner to sleep >THE DAY FINALLY FUCKING COMES >sunday afternoon, my parents leave me alone in the house since they have to go to some friend’s party >Notice the opportunity, immediately text D >“hey you wanna finally try that shower thing we were talking about?” >She’s reluctant at first…but says yes and decides to come over >DID I MENTION HER AND V ARE STILL TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHA. FUCK V, THAT DAFT CUNT
>she comes over. I am pure fucking spaghetti over the fact that the girl ive been crushing on for nearly 2 years is in my house ready to shower with me >she was also pure spaghett. Its adorable, but I realize quickly this is going nowhere >I make us gin and juice to loosen up a little and we start playing strip poker. >Snoop dogg smiles in the distance. >STILL SO SPAGHETTI. I end up losing while she’s still in her bra and work pants. >too pussy to show dick then. Take off shorts for a second while she isnt noticing and put them back on >wtf was i thinking???? >we end the game and we’re both a little tipsy. I finally get the courage to ask >“so D, wanna come shower with me?” >the most sheepish “sure” falls from her lips >my boner is about to destroy the only thing I was wearing at this point, these fucking grey shorts >I grab her hand and lead her up the stairs >We make it up to my parent’s bathroom( remodeled and nice as fuck. Built in jacuzzi tube, seperate shower, tile floor, the whole 9) >We’re still obviously nervous around each other. I haven’t mentioned this before but I’m pretty sure this is the first time she’s ever gone this far with a guy >Just the thought of being so close to tasting this forbidden fruit and all the erotic thoughts of what could happen have got me harder than a resident evil puzzle >“ So…um D, are you ready?”
Reported both of your threads, show tits with timestamp even if they are flat, or fuck off you fucking stupid whore.
No one will believe your cringy weeb story.
Mason Martinez
im a guy you ass clown
Jonathan Mitchell
>“Yeah…but em, haha what’s that?” she says, pointing directly at my hard on >I HAVE BECOME SPAGHETTI INCARNATE. I had forgotten that since I lost at strip poker, I never put my underwear on, which means nothing is restraining this erection. >Try to play it off as cool as possible. >“lol sorry, just the thought of having you D…has got me this” >“lol user, don’t worry. I just didn’t think I’d turn you on like that…” >Hearing this, my boner boner grew 10 times the size of the Grinche’s heart. >“Im still…umm, a little shy about getting naked around you user"she says this, hesitating a bit >"How about I get the shower going and step in. get undressed and join me when you’re done?” I say (my dick is speaking for me at this point) >I turn on the shower and try not to cum from the fact that D is getting naked out of eye’s reach. >try to center my chakra. A leveled head is one which doesn’t come within a minute >I hear D walking towards the shower and see her (so you can get a better idea: parents bathroom has one of those shower surrounded in tile besides the door leading to it, which is made of steel and glass) >I turn and look at her, her body oozing pure perfection. >She was still shy, but now naked and it was worth every bit of time I spent waiting >Her legs were so perfect, creamy and soft. It almost looked a like a sin the way they ran so perfectly to her thicker thighs. Even then, she looked like an angel standing before me, with every curve slowly being accentuated by the water that dripped off my body onto hers >And, of course, in D fashion, she was still shy and covering her boobs with her left hand
