Open cockpit door

>open cockpit door
>see this
what do, Yea Forums?

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hijack

try to work some way into getting some skyhead

Be thankful its still on the fucking ground

Probably get shot for opening the cockpit.

Get a double blowjob.

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Praise Allah it's just a simulator.

better now?

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A.I.: Makes flying so easy, women can watch it happen.

hnnnnnnng

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>a second and third cockpit
>inside a cockpit
>cockpitception

nice photoshop

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3 cockpit

Bruh

grab em by the cunt

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I'd let them "pull back on the stick" for takeoff

Nothing. They look certified enough

That is literally 767 or 757 cockpit. You can tell it by nice brown color and CRTs.
They didn't have AI back then, and flying plane actually required knowing shit

pull my dick out

That is not a simulator, but real plane in hangar.

Btw, I think that putting paper in throttle lever ain't good.

Get the fuck off that plane

I would ask when they will be around with drinks and peanuts.

Is this flight going to Gillsburg?

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Sit on jump seat.

RACIST

>what do, Yea Forums?
Find my seat and take a nap, knowing that my life is in good, capable hands.
>Women are much better at most anything than men, other than at being arrogant fuckwits.

a plane being driven by women oh god no

Fap.

It they were in airbus, I would make joke about sidestick and center stick.

I AM IN LOVE WITH SKYQUEEN

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>you know why they call it a cockpit dont you

Thats a mom and daughter. Look it up

Get the fuck off the plane, women can barely drive cars. Why would I trust them to fly my plane?

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Dude, aviation niggers are not sjw infested, so they hire people who actually know shit they do. Withing 9000+ women, there would be at least one, which has enough brain to drive a car and airplane

Ask if my sandwich is done

Go down on one while the other goes down on me while the plane goes down into a highly populated area.

Ask them to shit in my mouth and treat me as their slave