>open cockpit door
>see this
what do, Yea Forums?
Open cockpit door
hijack
try to work some way into getting some skyhead
Be thankful its still on the fucking ground
Probably get shot for opening the cockpit.
Get a double blowjob.
Praise Allah it's just a simulator.
better now?
A.I.: Makes flying so easy, women can watch it happen.
hnnnnnnng
>a second and third cockpit
>inside a cockpit
>cockpitception
nice photoshop
3 cockpit
Bruh
grab em by the cunt
I'd let them "pull back on the stick" for takeoff
Nothing. They look certified enough
That is literally 767 or 757 cockpit. You can tell it by nice brown color and CRTs.
They didn't have AI back then, and flying plane actually required knowing shit
pull my dick out
That is not a simulator, but real plane in hangar.
Btw, I think that putting paper in throttle lever ain't good.
Get the fuck off that plane
I would ask when they will be around with drinks and peanuts.
Is this flight going to Gillsburg?
Sit on jump seat.
RACIST
>what do, Yea Forums?
Find my seat and take a nap, knowing that my life is in good, capable hands.
>Women are much better at most anything than men, other than at being arrogant fuckwits.
a plane being driven by women oh god no
Fap.
It they were in airbus, I would make joke about sidestick and center stick.
I AM IN LOVE WITH SKYQUEEN
>you know why they call it a cockpit dont you
Thats a mom and daughter. Look it up
Get the fuck off the plane, women can barely drive cars. Why would I trust them to fly my plane?
Dude, aviation niggers are not sjw infested, so they hire people who actually know shit they do. Withing 9000+ women, there would be at least one, which has enough brain to drive a car and airplane
Ask if my sandwich is done
Go down on one while the other goes down on me while the plane goes down into a highly populated area.
Ask them to shit in my mouth and treat me as their slave