Am I a weak faggot if I decide not to join the next war?

Joke’s on you
I don’t have a wife

I'm a nigger and im gonna stay home fuckin white pussy while white boy go and play soldier.
While i get my dick wet.

fuckin cracker

No if for belief reasons, yes iF because
>AAAAAHH WAR IS DANGEROUS HELP ME MOMMY
Personally I want to die like a warrior and stack bodies doing it, so I would be all in.

>iran attacks a japanese oil tanker the very day the japanese prime minister is on iran for peace talks

u.s cant even make a proper falseflag anymore

Im Unironically hoping war with Iran kicks off so I have excuse to join the military and kill towelheads.

Then you don't want to join any war, because they are all for oil. They have been for a little while now, I really don't see how they masked the imperialism for this long, or maybe people are just that stupid.

Shhh, you're not allowed to tell people

Try and get access to tomahawks and when your faggot skipper gives the order type in the knesset lat/long when he's not looking

This, when you are asked why you joined you say "To protect and serve".
But anyone with a brain knows the real reason why you joined.

You don't have to say that shit. I always said "for the adventure of experiencing a war"

War's a rare thing to have the opportunity to experience. Nothing wrong with not wanting to take part, but it's completely understandable for otherwise normal people to want to join. Also, people that keep bitching about "muh oil" have zero idea that nearly all wars in human history were fought for cynical, geopolitical reasons.

> muh islamofascists won't have a LGBT pride month
Peak good goy

Yeah, if they start offering 2 year contracts, I'll probably sign up. Sounds better than spending your enlistment waiting to fight a war that'll never come.

This

>anyone who doesn't dick-ride ragheads is a JOOOOOO

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You're a weak faggot either way for asking the question.
If you're joining, you better be willing to march into Beijing or Moscow or Tehran or wherever the military sends you.
Aren't willing? Don't join.

This is more or less the case. If you volunteer for a military, you're generally volunteering for whatever war said military is fighting. I'd much rather kill Russian-backed commies in Venezuela, but a war's a war.

The world economy is energy based. If brain dead upstarts like Iran think they're opinions on their own oil matter, they've got a hard lesson coming. Don't think that just because they sit on such a massive reserve of a much needed resource means they get to decide the way of things

That's just how it works when you're a degenerate with no one to blame your shitty life on but a made up Boogeyman.

>just because they sit on such a massive reserve of a much needed resource means they get to decide the way of things
Most resource-rich countries end up as proxies of larger powers, whether by choice in an attempt to protect themselves (like the Saudis), or because other nations want their resources. If Iran is intent on continuing to play regional power in its neighborhood, the rest of the Middle East will eventually get tired of their shit. Considering most of said neighborhood is allied with the United States, it will inevitably end poorly for them.

You are a white guy larping as a black guy.

Going to war to die for people who don't give a shit about you and you don't materially benefit from is fucking dumb.

>tfw joined because I was a neocon
>tfw now completely anti-intervention
>tfw 6 months left on my contract
>tfw this happens

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>all these kids ITT thinking war will be like their videogames
>these are the same kids who'll call anyone a cuck even thought they're wanting to die for Israel
>not joining the Coast Guard to ACTUALLY PROTECT AMERICA

>march into Beijing or Moscow or Tehran
That sounds awesome though.

>military doesn’t defend our borders from human/drug and the violence that naturally accompanies it
>but you should go to Iran to die for Israel

Bruh the last meaningful war Americans fought in ended in 1865

>Tehran, 2020

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Literally nobody but Israel and Rayhtheon have anything to gain from a war with Iran.

I mean, I plan on gaining a lot.
t. Heavily invested in Raytheon and Lockheed

Maybe you fags should quit joining. The standards are way higher because of you. Let the scumbags in.

You don't have to kiss the feet of derkas or convert to Islam to dislike Israel.

This is going to make the UTC/Raytheon merger more interesting. Opportunities for (((profit))) abound.

People need to stop applying some hyper rational theories to the adversaries of US.
Doesn't mean that Iran definitely did it of course.

Yeah, I'm not complaining. Secretly hoping Boeing shits the bed from all the recent controversy before hostilities start, so I can load up on that, too.

>People need to stop applying some hyper rational theories to the adversaries of US
Yeah, that's a good point people often forget. Authoritarian theocracies that believe god is on their side have a tendency to act reckless on the world stage.

Iran is fully behind selling their oil to any buyer. It's not their fault that Israel happens to lobby with the US to get sanctions on their shit. Lucky for them, the Chinks don't give two fucks and buy it anyway. I expect in the next few years that Iran will gain some Chinese licensed hardware that gets domestically produced that results in much salt from Israel.

>Lucky for them, the Chinks don't give two fucks and buy it anyway.
Why am I laughing at this sentence?

Why assume Iran is being irrational?
The meeting with Abe was a flop. The SL felt he was regurgitating the US line and basically told him he wasn't interested. So the notion that Iran wouldn't attack a Japanese tanker is gone.
Outside of that, the Iranians know this isn't going to lead to war. There's plausible deniability, no US ships hit, and they know the US isn't interested. The US has the perception of "starting it" and positioning for war, so the US gets some blame. In the end, Iran demonstrates power, pressures other countries, and flaunts the US, while suffering no consequences as of yet. That's a big win.

>Iran will gain some Chinese licensed hardware that gets domestically produced
They already build domestic versions of Chinese AShMs. Needless to say, they're garbage.

2 year contract?

bruh youd be in training for the majority of the first year and deployments are usually 9 months to a year if your unit happens to get one that year which it fucking wont.

theres a reason the usual enlistment time is 4 years, or longer if your MOS requires significant training time.

They were offering 2yr AD contracts for a number of MOSs during the surge. I think you had to agree to another 2-4 years of being in the reserves (not IRR), though.

Wait this one out, I doubt it’ll be the big one we’re all waiting for.
If it turns into ww3, then you can join up later

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This.

Dont enlist now. Wait till its been burning a few years and then enlist. Army and Marines will be short of men so you will get a much better deal, and the branch you join will be experienced in the type of combat that is occurring so you will stand a better chance of surviving.

Let the lifers go in first.

IIRC it was a 15 month active duty enlistment. Clock started ticking down on the 15 months once you finished basic+whatever MOS school you picked.
Once your 15 months was up i think you could spend the rest in IRR

Don't you want to help your greatest ally create Greater Israel?

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>not including Iran

guys, don't forget what happened in Tonkin gulf and who did 9/11
don't be puppets

>Tfw only joining for the money

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this guy gets it.

only
Zionist
kike
puppets
support
war

God
bless
Iran

Best way I can describe going to war is like this:

Initial insertion omg, sometimes I don't even care if he just lubes up a bit and goes right in because it's like a relief. YES it's back in me! I don't know if I'm crazy or not haha. When I'm super horny, and I want him inside me, and then he's that close, I'm practically dying in the seconds waiting to feel 'full'. And when it slides in it's the most phenomenal feeling. Its a sensation in your whole abdomen sometimes, and the first few thrusts feel like some of the best, it builds this intense queasy feeling that isn't nauseating but pleasurable. You ever driven over a bump in the road or been on one of those big-drop carnival rides where you feel your stomach 'drop'? Thats a similar sensation.

no, why the fuck would anyone want to kill Iranians to protect the Saudi royal family?

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That picture is pretty funny, considering one of the first wars the US engaged in was against pirates from the Ottoman Empire.

kek
Good point. People like to pretend the US doesn't have a history of getting involved in conflicts outside of its territory.

You will fight for primarily Israeli interest. You will die for useless, conniving Jews. Being unknowingly subservient to kikes is the biggest cuckoldry of our time, we will look back on it and cringe.

Anybody who joins a war that isn't for the defense of the nation's borders from an existential threat like total war or occupation is a faggot who's weak in the head.

Someone make an edit of that picture with that.

You’ll be dying due to the machinations of a Arabian prince. The least American thing possible. The founding fathers are rolling in their graves

Ok guys I was just about to post this and saw this thread....

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If this is true...I got a feeling alot of young men are going on a deadly camping trip

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I would kill you for a Klondike Bar

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ten billion hours in MS paint

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based barbary war poster

>Am I a weak faggot if I decide not to join the next war?
No. It means you're not retarded and poor.

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>I want to die like a warrior
>with no legs in a pool of my own blood
>for (((them)))
Your life is boring, I get it. It's still better than being killed by goat herders' IEDs.

Alt right propagandist literally can't into history.

theconversation.com/the-soldiers-across-europe-who-were-excited-about-world-war-i-29807

Repeat the cycle.

you sound like a 12 years old that just finished playing call of duty

No you actually have a brain and realize that your life is worth more than the malfunctioning equipment that the Pentagon forces you to use puts on

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>Live action

>"""guy"""
99% chance it's a discord tranny

That's the dumbest reason to join with the hours your working you'd probably make more money doing anything except McDonalds maybe

that's Greatest Israel, don't "they" teach you anything at school?

>Am I a weak faggot if I decide not to join the next war?
Nah, you're probably being smart. This Iran fiasco is just Saudia Arabia and Israel manipulating us into another multi-trillion dollar snafu.

>you better be willing to march into Beijing
Implying we're actually going to take down a real fascist nation that is threatening global freedom. China's looking like the next Nazi Germany more and more these days.

No, you're a weak faggot if "weak faggot" is the reason you got pressured into a fighting a war that you have no personal reason to fight. If it's not for your country or your loved ones, how are you different from a mercenary? Real men don't make excuses no matter their reason to fight.

Only because the barbary pirates were attacking American merchant vessels. It was a practical war, not one of the modern "liberal world order" compliance wars.

*You're

Guess YOU'RE a mentally weak faggot. Drop the glock and pick up a book my dude.

Joke's on you, my waifu will follow me into battle