Hey yellowposters, why don't you guys start posting that good content you've been promising?

hey yellowposters, why don't you guys start posting that good content you've been promising?
cmon I heard your greentexts were really good, just like the old days, right yellowposters?

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They will never post "good content" because they don't give a fuck.
>72% of all threads in the current catalog are pissposts

this

kek

You're no better than them fucking frogposter

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>your yellow threads are preventing smaller threads from getting attention
“HOLY SHIT NOW YOU PORN FAGS ARE STARTING TO GET THE POINT, EXCEPT THATS WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR SEVERAL YEARS BY SPAMMING YOUR PORN. CAUSE Yea Forums SERIOUSLY NEEDS A DOZEN PORN THREADS GOING 24 HOURS A DAY EVERY DAY. GO TO YOUR OWN BOARDS AND SPAM YOUR PORN IF YOU SERIOUSLY CARE ABOUT OTHER THREADS GETTING ATTENTION

Sorry we're disrupting your loli time pedo

At least we can make something entertaining you retards would only post porn.

>be me
>hot fresh and 16
>have a 9/10 gf
>really hot, really psycho
>got raped or some shit when she was like 11
>always threatening suicide and shit if I leave her
>yaddayaddayadda.jpg
>one day at her house while her parents aren't home
>fucking her nice young defiled pussy
>hear door open from upstairs
>ohfuck.gif
>throw clothes on
>hide under bed
>dad comes in room
>sees my gf is naked
>"DAD GET OUT IM NAKED"
>dad stands there
>"its like you prepared for me haha!"
>wait what
>oh no fucking
>cont

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>see dads pants hit floor
>gf clearly embarrassed and starts sobbing
>dad saying some supportive shit
>mfw my Gfs dad is the one who/ keeps raping her
>I'm under the bed and hear all of it
>start recording on my sick ass LG Versa
>squirm out from under the bed
>not thinking at all
>"well well well look who just got caught doing the no no!"
>nigger what the fuck did I just say
>dad gets scared as fuck, stands up and clocks me in the jaw as his massive dad dong starts deflating
>kinda half conscious
>hear some shattering bullshit
>ohfuck.exe
>gf broke a fucking glass over his head
>her hands all cut up, hes bleeding out his head but still conscious

And that's how I learned my gf was getting raped by her dad. We called the cops and hes in jail now. The mom came home and we hadda talk to her for like 5 hours. Gf told her some fucked stories of the dad doing the no no. She was still fucked up for years. I left her eventually. She teaches kids now. Hope shes not doing the no no

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In response to the long green text story, what was your gfs name?

wow that was the most forced and fake shit I've ever heard.
good work yellowposter, you're really making Yea Forums great again.

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Sam

Believe what you want friend! Theres a lot more to the story but yeah man. One time I had to call an ambulance to her house cuz she did a bunch of pills trying to kill herself but all she did was like tear her stomach lining or some shit. That LG Versa was a god tool... you kids wouldnt understand

Bump because fuck pedos

nyet

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omg ur right

.... and you think you know this because??

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAMB SAUCE??