What style is /b rocking?

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Because you are too young, or have genes that are too inferior to grow a full bodied stache. It is wispy and disgusting.

quads of truth

okay this is reasonable, i could trim the tips and go full johnny depp
but then i would look gay right?

blind boy is blind

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shave it off and build muscle

damn user you could wear a proper van dyke
nice

You already look kinda gay and creepy.

Thank you, yeah my facial hair is able to grow in seriously thick and full. Only takes me 4-5 days from being totally clean shaven to get to beard status again

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then id look like a german steroid head
i mean phisique wise nature hasnt been so kind
im a manlet basically

you are jelly i can tell

whats the longest you have ever had it?

You look like a musketeer

Is the gay pirate look fashionable? I'm out of the loop.

As in having a beard? I’ve had a beard for a solid two years now, maybe a little more. I’ve ditched out on the clean shaven look. It takes a lot for me to always be clean shaven. Plus it’s expensive with quality razors and shaving cream and what not. Also here’s my balls, the reason I’m able to grow facial hair insanely well

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They aren't even that large.

Fuck off Mike

Lads

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It’s about having strong testosterone, they aren’t like weirdly massive. But they are big, you said they aren’t that large. Meaning they still are large

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Fuckin nice user, that’s a solid masculine beard

Do you also shave your legs?

Real men are clean

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Cute balls

No, I have blonde hair, my beard is brown though. But my head hair and body hair is really light colored

I mean I’ve never had they called cute, but thanks I guess lol

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thats cool
i dont know
did i ask for opinions or for contents?
this wat
nice, does it get filthy during the day?

u got a weak chin dude

no i don't wtf

you cant grow it full just like me thats why you are clean
bro we know how a dick works, no need more pics

Can you show hairy nipple or dick inside a pussy?

he just has a long neck, like me

Can you pls stop. U make every thread a chance to show your dick u fucking gaylord

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Yeah, you do my dude. Not everyone is born with a chiseled jaw.

You got me there.

the fuck did you expect on b with a gay ass "beard" and "that shit under your nose"

I like it a lot. Good look for you.

Your dick tickler is coming along nicely. In a few weeks, that will be a landing strip for cocks being signaled straight into the hangar. Faggot.

I'm ashamed of myself trying to disprove you so desperately

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I like it. Keep it up dude.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VkVh9nkLIgc

based

thx anons

leave him bro, he just jelly
he prolly has a triple neck under that 'chin' of his

This is a real jaw.
I myself have a weak chin.

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""""rate my beard, fellow redditors"""""""

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looks pedo

bro this this is totally square, not nice looking
anons jaw is way more balanced and good looking
also this dude straight out 2007 style is fking hilarious

Rate me pls

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i think you spelled "my iq is single digits thats why i cant read" wrong
goddamn i can tolerate gay not fkingn pedo ffs

Nigger/black

Guy foxx

post your fully erect and jacked dick, bitch

This is it full hard

but not jacked. do you even jack? jack it

Niggy

You are so gay

i believe it was fawkes? he had no goatie
i thought about shaving it but never did

fakes a gays

nice beard tbh
nothing because genes cursed me with babyface

white mom/10

jesus reporting in

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yall got a problem with looking at dicks, fags? you'd suck a dick if you had the chance. think about that.

After shaving. I've had a full on jesus beard for the last 6 months up until yesterday.

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you listen to korn and wear lee pipes

With a good haircut and nice clothes a solid 7/10

Tnx, wish girls would notice me.

show them your purple dick

Nah, we would have to get to know each other first.

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Kek. I do listen to korn, but I don't wear lee pipes.

damn bro well done
if i want to look at a dick i pull my pants down, this is not a dick thread faget
cool but i think you should trimm the goatie a bit
id say 7.5 even tho its bait
you lose all the points with that smokimg habit my guy

kek

>bear sucks fag

THIS IS NOW A DICK RATE THREAD

rate my fucking dick yall

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this is now a 'find the retars thread'
i already won

It isn't bait. Do you think I have a baby face?

Mad because my beard is better than yours and my jawline is to. Lose all the points for smoking, ok faggot

you can't even spell, you dumb bitch.

>quads

I feel like your balls should be bigger to match your monster cock

aaa the smoke smell sticks to the beard blexhhhh either cut the beard or cut the smokes instant boost in attractiveness

you look like pickles brother from dethklok with that facial hair

you're a fucking faggot

As the guy who posted the photo and who smokes, I’d agree. Pissy over that lol

nah man
but it would look cool a full goatie if you could grow it
also as user already said, take care of your hair
nah man
i complimented your beard, but smoking is totally uncool for me
bye felicia
isnt that a necessarily bad thing is it?

lets rate some dick Yea Forumsros

>bye felicia
absolute faggot confirmed

why do you shave your pubic hair and not your facial hair?

It’s the time of year I always shave down there a lot, hot and sticky out. Nothing smells worse than hair sweaty balls

so this nigga post somewhat neutral content for chill people and yall piss on him? go back spamming porns or yellowthreads niggers
wonder why /b sucks balls

tnx

fuck off OP

Do you even aesthethic brah?

i think you are the one who doesnt
why so mean user

your thread sucks

>t. woman who can't grow a beard

My scraggy beard atm, trimming it after the weekend

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You look like a boyish baby rapist.

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This is him now. Feel old yet?

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ok moot,get lost now
you are one jelly dude
dont make it too short, it looks nice

Like a pedophile and a child at the same time somehow keks

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Jelly of what?

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Probably people laughed behind your back for a whole year
Grats

He still has that jawline brah. Even in the afterlife.

wow gayss
hahahahaaha ya got me

If you cant grow a full thick beard, dont have any facial hair at all, you all look fucking shit.

you look like a tv character

I don't have to get outside of my house until october
if I did I'd shave it, but I don't so I won't

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i dont agree
which one?
you do literally not exit your house?
try that hitler smug before totally shaving ahaha

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I exit my residence only for forest walks and dissociative mushroom hunts, though I do consider forest as just another room in my home though
I'm afraid my hair isn't dense nor dark enough for the hitler stache

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>dissociative mushroom hunts
what do you mean by that

okay bro we got it
is that a choice of yours? you dont like socializing?

Nice beard op. I am rocking a full beard, but with the neck beard shaved though

thats a classy act, shows you take good care of yourself

neat

amanita muscaria, amanita pantherjna, amanita gemnada, amanita rubescens, amanita regalis
they make me calm and help me with stress
>choice
I live in forest village in poor household, I can freely travel and go outside in nearby city but can't even go into nearest bakery to buy food
not that I would go and socialise since majority of population just doesn't do it for me, we have different tastes and it's better for everyone to hold to their own turf; that is I don't fuck with them and they leave me alone

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shrooms don't mess up your sanity?

thanks
well would/could you move away?

This wasn't a roast thread but I'm at work and can't post pic but I'll let you know that you're actually rocking it

not really, these have more of a sedative effect, makes it easier to sleep
only got halucinations of devils and Jhin when I was blasting hard on space cookies, still I felt completely calm and serene
>would
in some other home near a forest? yes
in some flat or house mid city? no, I cultivate, extract and process (minute amounts of) drugs, that's not something I could easily do for cheap anywhere else than here
>could
no, currently in NEET status, if I get into college I'm stuck here for the next 5~7 years
if I get employed I'm still stuck here for the next 1,5~3 years
weirdly enough both employement and college aren't available for me 'til october, so the stache stays

ty
well if you do get into college or jobs youll have to socialize
yeah the stache gotta go in that case
but i believe youll be surprised by some people, theres always someone to get along for everybody

>have to socialise
as in; talk to people and not sound like a mystic sperg high on datura (I can talk to people just fine)
or as in; go out with people I don't care about, listen about their boring life and talk shallowly about my own life in a way that wouldn't scare them (because I'm not even capable of doing that with my weed group of maniacs without looking as an even bigger maniac)

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Is that supposed to be a 9

that's obviously greek letter ro "ρ", which is commonly used in physics and chemistry as a symbol for density

listen nothing is scary about your life unless you are a serious killer/rapist
i mean you have interests in nature and walks
other than that everybody has strange thoughts
what you thinks doesnt make what you actions matter
and from what ive learned from you, you seem a chill guy
yes it is
how do you write 9?

what you think doesnt make you what you are* fug

Thoughts?

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avoid smiling at all costs

That’s not how dates are written so I’m not surprised you have faggot facial hair as well

lets just say I have certain "issues" and tend to "slip" on occasion
(I suppose) I can see you have best intentions regarding my social situation and I asure I'm not going to end up as an absolute loner who everyone keeps distance from
I just tend to make "noises" and express my opinions and interests which aren't deemed conventional or even moral, this only happens when I lose my cool and get out of control
I'm as degenerate as most bottom Yea Forums tards are, I just keep that mostly hidden from people that don't spend more than 10 hours a day with me

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Is that you, Richard d James?

fuck I meant to say I express opinion and interests at wrong time and audience

itt: bad teenage mustaches and "wanna be beards" anons...no one cares about your shitty faCIAL HAIR.

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Damn, so you're like a professional autist

Fuck. You found me. This will delay my next album by at least 4 years.

I wouldn’t trust a nigger(you) that looks like you

are you british?

yes thats how they are written in over 100 iq countries
i bet you are one of those who still get measures with their inches and feet like cavemen right?
well those shrooms are doing that good then ahaha
ok bro
whut

Clean. I'm not a faggot

You look like Doc Holliday if he smoked cock instead of cigarettes

this

yeah well you are
smoking is bad man

Muh kekkles

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jokes on you, pal, I've been at psychologist office (lets put aside that it was because I slipped and told someone I was going to kill myself and had to lie through my teeth to her)
she did a lot of tests on me and turns out I have IQ of whopping 140 and and certified autism free, I just had a shitty upbringing by conservative dumbfuck villagers, yaaay
well I only started doing them recently and yeah, they do help somewhat with whatever condition I have

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Them lilies are looking good

clean shaven, like a grownup

Rockin the classic neckbeard / long-hair combo

pics?

You aren't a real man. You are a boy. You have the neck of a boy, the jaw of a boy, and the hair growth of a boy. It would take you a month to grow a 5'o clock shadow, and even then it would be like the pubes of a Norwegian ninth grader.

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nah it'd be too meme-able
Just picture your classic basement dweller

You look like a homo

/thread

Meaning you can't grow facial hair

based

heres mine

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you're anonymous here, c'mon mate
get your foot loose and live some

+1

Trailer trash shaggy beard

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you look like you don't have a penis

Growing a full beard. Not showing my face, because I'm not fucking dumb.

>not dumb
as if any of nu Yea Forumstarda could find you or recognise you

dumb as fuck ginger beard reporting

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Bumpppppp

I need to shave

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Why are you posting your face is on this website it's so gay.