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In the name of yellow posting, let's create an engaging thread to keep all porn posters away

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7chan is better than Yea Forums

I want to murder all pedos

I once saw a dead man on the side of the road in Norway and did nothing. It's 13 years ago now. I broke down while watching that Black Mirror episode about that couple driving over a man and saying nothing about it.

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I had sex with my cousin once. We still have sex from time to time. I recently found she fucked her brother as well (no joke).

She have been joking about us having a threesome even tough I'm a bit on the edge about it

It's ok dude you had nothing to do with it . I would get you regretting if he was injured then died but he was already dead , nothing to do about it

She seems like a whore , might be infested with disease beware

Damn did you call the police. And where in Norway was this?

I am Spartacus

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7chan is better than Yea Forums

when i was 5, i let my dog lick my pussy in the family living room. my mom walked in and screamed at me for it

I know but I still feel guilt about it

Not far from Oslo. No I didn't call the police. Read in the newspaper about a guy gone missing, most likely murder. But I don't know if it was him even though the location and time is very similar.

what part of "did nothing" do you not get?

And I'm Spartacus

Maybe, she's just pretty mentally fucked up. But she's got a great ass tho

How is it your fault the dog licked the cat?

Did you get turned on by it? just a little

I hate my life so keep posting traps on Yea Forums

Growing up I had the hots for my older cousin. I used to jerk off to her pictures all the time. After cumming I would feel awful about it every time and felt like I was a sicko. One day I was in my room, jerking off to her picture as I often did back then. I finished, felt horrible about myself, walked into the living room, and then proceeded to hear the following from my father, as he was crying (first time I ever saw an adult male cry) :

"user, your cousin Annonette is dead..."

To this day I feel like me jerking off to her somehow made the universe angry, and that that's why she died.

Hey look, a yellow thread actually attempting to make content instead of mindless spam. Who knew it was possible?

i hated my life so i became a trap cause of Yea Forums

you win, jews

Stop it dude and get her to stop fucking her brother. Heal her in the name of Jesus Christ

i hate my life so i became a jew because of traps

you win, Yea Forums

I like anal
I'm relatively straight, or at least bi leaning towards straight. I dont like clasically masculine men. But fucking hell that male g spot

im building artillery rocket

You're a degenerate

I dont own any sex toys tho

Not yet

My ex-girlfriend who was a closet lesbian made turn bi.

It started with her fingering me, then slowly over time transending over to strap-on. Now she's a full on hardcore lesbian feminist. Can't help to think she used me to experimenting on.

I feel like she made me with way.

You borrow them from your mom

>yet
oh fuck you might have a point

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i hate jews so i became a Yea Forums because of traps

you win, my life

That's what happens if women don't get dick. They want to be the dick

i hate traps so i became a yellowfag because of Yea Forums

I hate Yea Forums so I joined the yellow movement

*love

I stole some faggy kid's iPod and he killed himself because of it

But you know there is no connection, right? You jacking off to her had no connection to her death.

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lmao what

Gave her plenty of dick. Now she's having orgies and threesomes all time. To think that could had joined them, if she didn't cheat and left me. Damn.

>feels bad man

Rationally, I know this. Of course there's no connection. It just was very jarring, given the guilty mental state I was already in...I guess because of it my mind just forever associated that "guilt" feeling with finding out she was dead.

It actually had a connection. Repent anons

Why did you allow her to finger your areshole and fuck you in the ass with a strap on then?

He was truly an hero

She was my first gf and lost my virginity to her. Thought it was kinda normal honestly in relationships. You'd be surprised how much you would do not to lose someone

I once killed a dog when I was 12

My wife used to suck me off while we listened to our daughter masturbating.

Was she in the other room? How did your wife feel about it

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Not me you pathetic loser. Anyways get in shape or something, no guy deserves to be treated like that. Peace and gl next time

I hate yellow; so I killed a yellow bellied sap sucker.

I want to kill all yellow. The only good yellow belly coward is a dead yellow belly coward.

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When my nephew stays with me I let him shower with me and my gf

That's where you're wrong kiddo

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Sometimes I bump threads

my biggest secret is that I hate niggers but love their dicks.

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So... basically everyone on /pol/

my biggest secret is that I don't have a big secret

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This. If every yellowposter did this, they've would created more oc than ever