guess who came back! I got new items, now come try some of my mighty strength "For the Goblins"
goblin stats:
hp:1800
player stats
dubs: 30 dmg
trips :100dmg
quad: 1000dmg
guess who came back! I got new items, now come try some of my mighty strength "For the Goblins"
goblin stats:
hp:1800
player stats
dubs: 30 dmg
trips :100dmg
quad: 1000dmg
Mooooaaaaan-attack
DIE
AGAIN
I tried
"I'm invincible" - goblin this nigger
Eat shit el goblino
-30hp
hp: 1770
Today's your last day, fucker
He's immune to Pepe today? We're fucked.
pepe still make crit
Bring out the big guns, boys.
who would get rid of this idea
You literally caught me with my pants down, shitposting... My Pepe game is weak atm.
so you can deal normal damage, if you wrote fancy spell i will count it as a crit
Finally some dubs!
Double tap.
-30
-30
hp: 1710
-30
hp:1680
stop bullying me
Off with your head nigger goblin.
I'm just getting started
You begin casting Ice Comet.
better start do damage because i going to escape with rest shekel from Yea Forums and buy better items
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
do cigarette burns damage much?
Nigger goblin's skin is rent by massive shards of deadly ice.
You deliver a critical blast!
>do cigarette burns damage much?
yes, cigarettes attack the lungs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You begin casting Funeral Pyre of Kelador.
Nigger goblin is enveloped in a funeral pyre.
-30
hp: 1650
Poop attack
Is OP instantly dead if I cum on him?
Magic is ineffective, back to conventional weaponry/
not instantly but it would take a while
Come on trips.
*pulls out meat scepter*
>hydropump
Bump attack
We're not aiming for the truck
Rolling for this
pew Pew
We have to find his weakness. Onions, maybe?
Watch this
amount of dubs is so low that i have to write how many hp left.... something big is coming
777
.
chance of dubs 1 in 10
chances of trips 1 in 100
chances of quads 1 in 1000
so we will realistically complete like 200 pts of damage in 500 posts. fucking sperg gtfo this is worse than those yellow retards. this is actually retarded. take a math class, basement virgin
You have too much life you fggit
Hahahahah faggot goblin. Look at him cry like a baby snotling haha.
*Picks up peasent shit moving stick and gives him a wack*
Quads is send tits I presume? Then the rolls shall be had.
Based math fag. Wacth me get quads for you
-40 crit
hp: 1620
make me
user uses Artillery
knuckle draggers
Fuck em in the butt
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
-100
-100
hp: 1420
thanks for the unintentional help. I'm gonna waste this faggot quick just because his number is unrealistic.
lets go dubs
Spider dude casts icky webs on gooblin, now he is unable to move and get better weapons!
Lightning bolt!
again
nice more
CRIT
need trip quad 2s to speed this up.
i channel the power of quads into DEUSes
chegem
fuck it. more dubs
hey goblin
Check attack
Izz me. Da ska fag.
oh he is already shivering and quivering
incoming
-30
-30
-30
hp: 1330
so near
more dubs
-1000 for being a fgt
need trip 4s after these dubs
crit?
Gas attack
zzz
Ha what a stupid virgin check those dubs.
Singles should do 10 dmg tbqh
Checked. based
did u say dubs?
checked
Dats riiiight. Cock gobbler smash atk
Dead
Checkkkkk
update your faggot thread OP.
btw more dubs
Oof. If you're not a scrit fag, then you're the most lucky guy of America
Hey.
Jackass.
Dubs ovah here.
Checked
Based script kiddie. Checked
-30
-30
-100
-30
hp: 1140
miss
Oi cunt
oof
you're so kewl
muh lazah missed DDD:
nigguh
Something big is coming
nigger get on my level
check
so nice you had dubs twice
die nigger
YOOG HELP US
Share script boy
I can't . You're too powerful
NO U
damn how much of a retard do u have to be to have this image saved on your computer
i can smell the unwashed fat dribbling down your chin from here
-30
-100
-30
-30
hp: 950
Okay I prayed to kek for trips I hope that green nigger didin't trick me.
Fuck did you leave? You forgot to post for 777 trips
HAIL SATAN
*throws rock*
haha u jelly?
that's because i want them
nah
fuck goblins
fatman*
Y is gobo even alive
>off by 1
what?
Cuz your nigger ass gave birth to him. SHAME
*catman
femanon used flash
PEPE
>It was very effective
femanon used ass rocket
Thx now I have to fap...
goteem
Jk I'm on nofap
like hell you ain't pussyboi
die!
We need more than pepe here. We need kek
I'm doing nofap until I get a gf
>802243320
lol good luck never fapping again
DIE NIGGER
fucking green rapist
all dubs and trips so far
another trip
i lol'd
haha kek. No soon bro. This blue eyed chink has a crush on me
-30
-10(source: mental ilnes)
-100
-30
-30
hp:750
Checked
Sneak attack btw
chinks don't have blue eyes user, let's get some pics and stamps
Savage OP
Her mother is a chink, her father not. I don't wanna doxx her
all the lulz
takes two to blue bitch, she got gene probs
what hp boys is he at im too retarded to count
now?
This will kill the nigger goblin
I don't know shit about genes. Just that I'm not race mixing, because she has blue eyes and looks kind of european
yee
Fap attack
check here
cmon trips
I thought this would be funny you nignog
kurazy tiamont ora's ur gf gene bakk to wrk
an stopid gublen :DDD
To the gulags with you fucking greenskinned gypsie
h- hot
that poor woman :(
It is funny tho
Maybe a curse will put him down
by the power of faggotry i shall strike you with man ass you green fuck
FUL ONNN DEK GANTLUMAN
1234
760 hp suck my dick goblin bitch
Screw I'll prolly not sex her. She is older than me anyway :DDD
730 now
IM BACK PREPARE TO DIE
CHECK THOSE Q U A D S
DEadass? tell moar
hold still while i glass you cunt
everytime
Roll
godamit
TWICE mfw
Roll rol ro r
-30
-30
hp: 690
Ded
44444 praise Kek
holy shit almost penta'd
dang
roll nigga
Ducking captcha
one day
sad attack
She's 26 and I'm 22 and I'm failing at university while she is excelling at it.
I just saw a chance cuz I like her and told her I have something important to tell her son and then she bugged me a couple of times to tell me in an inviting way.
She is tall (for a half chink), has black hair, likes to wear dresses and plays in a marching band in her off time
Checking these trips
lmao
Penta would be insta win
easiest dubs of my life
fuck this shit im out
die slave
Time to die green cunt
And then a random shit with no picture comes in and quints him to death instantly.
Czech em.
close
void pepe attacks
Die faggot
fuck you nigger
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum, it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang!
I'll see y'all later, suuwoo!
Pop these niggas like a wheelie, nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them Billy niggas and them Hoover niggas
You run up and they shootin' niggas, we ain't hoopin', nigga
Yo KB, you a loser, nigga, up that Uzi, nigga
On the stoop, crills in my drawers, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck, but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case, a nigga throwin' shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talkin' 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her, that's a sad ho, she a bad ho
I'ma fuck her, then I dash home, to the cash ho
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out ******* but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinnin' through ya block, like a pop shove-it
Shoot at me I'm shootin' back, I'm gettin' buckets
I ain't wanna take his life, but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out ******* but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out ******* but I fucked that nigga bitch
S C U M G A N G
Dubs
checked and keked
-30
-30
-40 crit
-40 crit
-30
-30
hp:490
Reverse that bullshit
You fucking nigger
I’ve got the beast in my sights
Delet this fucking nigger
not a single hit in the nigger
all that effort and no dubs
burn you goblin cunt
Blasting with my ray gun! Take that!
user used 404
I'm going to split your ham cheeks gobnob
faggot
gorgeous body
Nigger
someone fucking script it already
No u
die gobliin
DIE NIGGER
-30
hp: 460
BASADO
Check it
Defeat this green menace
I'm searching you right now you ugly, fat, goblin cunt. I'm going to twist your nipples, caress your balls and then suck your dick you fucking faggot
user used: >SuperBombNiggafaggot
hp: 430
based
It was very effective
deus vult!
-30
-30
-30
hp: 370
waithp: 370
Checked
For the Motherland!
>punches goblin the the belly
That gotta hurt like a mofo. It's a crit
You cannot resist my magic fiend!
-30
-40 crit
hp 300
your taste is shit
HP: 300
HIIIYAH
We're ending you now fucking green faggot
user used:
BY THE POWER OF YHWH,BEGONE FAGGOT
Are you the goblin from spiderman?
I cast DUBS on thee!! And double damage for next dub
300 life left.
hp:
270
Check these dubs that do double dmg
fail
Bump so more people can attack this vile beast
take a bit for dubs
Ok fire modafoka
Die shitty Mongoloid
you are not worthy!
pk fire
60 damage
60 damage
60 damage
I'll leave if I don't get a get
when in doubt, dom
chet
2 dubs meaning 120 damage
This vile goblin is almost as good as dead
hp: 240
Bet
r u guys retarded? There is no get
more like cock goblin
but this is :D
nice singles bröther
of course we're retarded your on Yea Forums retard
lmao checked
-30
-30
-30
-100
-30
hp:80
TrumpRageattack
shoot your gooigi my dudeigi
He can’t take much more
hp: 110
Fuck get him before 404
SUNRISEATTACK
time to end this
-30
hp :50
who will do last hit
Who is the OP here?
Fire
.
ME!
Fire.
true
(OP)
dAMN YOU COKCGOBLIN
Magic missile
SUKC MY CHODE
Megafucked
JESUS TALKKS
trips
I CAST A DILDO UP YOUR ASS
404 is coming
sup my nigga?
i WANT the overkiull
Fuck
Congrats user you killed the goblin!
holy shit we did it
wrong you fucktard, it has to end in dubs or trips or quads
winrar!!!
Hooray
this user made fatal blow, good fight anons
STFU no no I didn't. Faggot
Atttttaaaackkkkkk
you're blind nibba
That's it? Give us the grand prize
A pleasure fighting alongside you all, comrades
We wasted time to play DnD in Yea Forums worth it