Guess who came back! I got new items, now come try some of my mighty strength "For the Goblins"

guess who came back! I got new items, now come try some of my mighty strength "For the Goblins"
goblin stats:
hp:1800

player stats
dubs: 30 dmg
trips :100dmg
quad: 1000dmg

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Mooooaaaaan-attack

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DIE

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AGAIN

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I tried

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"I'm invincible" - goblin this nigger

Eat shit el goblino

-30hp
hp: 1770

Today's your last day, fucker

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He's immune to Pepe today? We're fucked.

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pepe still make crit

Bring out the big guns, boys.

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who would get rid of this idea

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You literally caught me with my pants down, shitposting... My Pepe game is weak atm.

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so you can deal normal damage, if you wrote fancy spell i will count it as a crit

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Finally some dubs!

Double tap.

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hp: 1710

-30
hp:1680

stop bullying me

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Off with your head nigger goblin.

I'm just getting started

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You begin casting Ice Comet.

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better start do damage because i going to escape with rest shekel from Yea Forums and buy better items

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

do cigarette burns damage much?

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Nigger goblin's skin is rent by massive shards of deadly ice.
You deliver a critical blast!

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>do cigarette burns damage much?
yes, cigarettes attack the lungs

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You begin casting Funeral Pyre of Kelador.
Nigger goblin is enveloped in a funeral pyre.

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-30
hp: 1650

Poop attack

Is OP instantly dead if I cum on him?

Magic is ineffective, back to conventional weaponry/

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not instantly but it would take a while

Come on trips.

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*pulls out meat scepter*
>hydropump

Bump attack

We're not aiming for the truck

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Rolling for this

pew Pew

We have to find his weakness. Onions, maybe?

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Watch this

amount of dubs is so low that i have to write how many hp left.... something big is coming

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777

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.

chance of dubs 1 in 10
chances of trips 1 in 100
chances of quads 1 in 1000

so we will realistically complete like 200 pts of damage in 500 posts. fucking sperg gtfo this is worse than those yellow retards. this is actually retarded. take a math class, basement virgin

You have too much life you fggit

Hahahahah faggot goblin. Look at him cry like a baby snotling haha.
*Picks up peasent shit moving stick and gives him a wack*

Quads is send tits I presume? Then the rolls shall be had.

Based math fag. Wacth me get quads for you

-40 crit
hp: 1620
make me

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user uses Artillery

knuckle draggers

Fuck em in the butt

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

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-100
-100
hp: 1420

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thanks for the unintentional help. I'm gonna waste this faggot quick just because his number is unrealistic.

lets go dubs

Spider dude casts icky webs on gooblin, now he is unable to move and get better weapons!

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Lightning bolt!

again

nice more

CRIT

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need trip quad 2s to speed this up.

i channel the power of quads into DEUSes

chegem

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fuck it. more dubs

hey goblin

Check attack

Izz me. Da ska fag.

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oh he is already shivering and quivering

incoming

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hp: 1330
so near

more dubs

-1000 for being a fgt

need trip 4s after these dubs

crit?

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Gas attack

zzz

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Ha what a stupid virgin check those dubs.

Singles should do 10 dmg tbqh

Checked. based

did u say dubs?

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checked

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Dats riiiight. Cock gobbler smash atk

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Dead

Checkkkkk

update your faggot thread OP.

btw more dubs

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Oof. If you're not a scrit fag, then you're the most lucky guy of America

Hey.

Jackass.

Dubs ovah here.

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Checked

Based script kiddie. Checked

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-30
hp: 1140
miss

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Oi cunt

oof

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you're so kewl

muh lazah missed DDD:

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nigguh

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Something big is coming

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nigger get on my level

check

so nice you had dubs twice

die nigger

YOOG HELP US

Share script boy

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I can't . You're too powerful

NO U

damn how much of a retard do u have to be to have this image saved on your computer

i can smell the unwashed fat dribbling down your chin from here

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hp: 950

Okay I prayed to kek for trips I hope that green nigger didin't trick me.

Fuck did you leave? You forgot to post for 777 trips

HAIL SATAN

*throws rock*

haha u jelly?

that's because i want them

nah

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fuck goblins

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fatman*

Y is gobo even alive

>off by 1

what?

Cuz your nigger ass gave birth to him. SHAME

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*catman

femanon used flash

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PEPE

>It was very effective

femanon used ass rocket

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Thx now I have to fap...

goteem

Jk I'm on nofap

like hell you ain't pussyboi

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die!

We need more than pepe here. We need kek

I'm doing nofap until I get a gf

>802243320
lol good luck never fapping again

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DIE NIGGER

fucking green rapist

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all dubs and trips so far

another trip

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i lol'd

haha kek. No soon bro. This blue eyed chink has a crush on me

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-30
-30
hp:750

Checked
Sneak attack btw

chinks don't have blue eyes user, let's get some pics and stamps

Savage OP

Her mother is a chink, her father not. I don't wanna doxx her

all the lulz

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takes two to blue bitch, she got gene probs

what hp boys is he at im too retarded to count

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now?

This will kill the nigger goblin

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I don't know shit about genes. Just that I'm not race mixing, because she has blue eyes and looks kind of european

yee

Fap attack

check here

cmon trips

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I thought this would be funny you nignog

kurazy tiamont ora's ur gf gene bakk to wrk

an stopid gublen :DDD

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To the gulags with you fucking greenskinned gypsie

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h- hot

that poor woman :(

It is funny tho

Maybe a curse will put him down

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by the power of faggotry i shall strike you with man ass you green fuck

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FUL ONNN DEK GANTLUMAN

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1234

760 hp suck my dick goblin bitch

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Screw I'll prolly not sex her. She is older than me anyway :DDD

730 now

IM BACK PREPARE TO DIE
CHECK THOSE Q U A D S

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DEadass? tell moar

hold still while i glass you cunt

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everytime

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Roll

godamit

TWICE mfw

Roll rol ro r

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hp: 690

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Ded

44444 praise Kek

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holy shit almost penta'd

dang

roll nigga

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Ducking captcha

one day

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sad attack

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She's 26 and I'm 22 and I'm failing at university while she is excelling at it.
I just saw a chance cuz I like her and told her I have something important to tell her son and then she bugged me a couple of times to tell me in an inviting way.

She is tall (for a half chink), has black hair, likes to wear dresses and plays in a marching band in her off time

Checking these trips

lmao

Penta would be insta win

easiest dubs of my life

fuck this shit im out

die slave

Time to die green cunt

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And then a random shit with no picture comes in and quints him to death instantly.

Czech em.

close

void pepe attacks

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Die faggot

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fuck you nigger

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Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum, it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang!
I'll see y'all later, suuwoo!
Pop these niggas like a wheelie, nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them Billy niggas and them Hoover niggas
You run up and they shootin' niggas, we ain't hoopin', nigga
Yo KB, you a loser, nigga, up that Uzi, nigga
On the stoop, crills in my drawers, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck, but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case, a nigga throwin' shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talkin' 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her, that's a sad ho, she a bad ho
I'ma fuck her, then I dash home, to the cash ho
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out ******* but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinnin' through ya block, like a pop shove-it
Shoot at me I'm shootin' back, I'm gettin' buckets
I ain't wanna take his life, but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out ******* but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out ******* but I fucked that nigga bitch

S C U M G A N G

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Dubs

checked and keked

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-30
-40 crit
-40 crit
-30
-30
hp:490

Reverse that bullshit

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You fucking nigger

I’ve got the beast in my sights

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Delet this fucking nigger

not a single hit in the nigger

all that effort and no dubs

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burn you goblin cunt

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Blasting with my ray gun! Take that!

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user used 404

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I'm going to split your ham cheeks gobnob

faggot

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gorgeous body

Nigger

someone fucking script it already

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No u

die gobliin

DIE NIGGER

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-30
hp: 460

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BASADO

Check it

Defeat this green menace

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I'm searching you right now you ugly, fat, goblin cunt. I'm going to twist your nipples, caress your balls and then suck your dick you fucking faggot

user used: >SuperBombNiggafaggot

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hp: 430

based

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It was very effective

deus vult!

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-30
-30
-30
hp: 370

waithp: 370

Checked

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For the Motherland!

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>punches goblin the the belly
That gotta hurt like a mofo. It's a crit

You cannot resist my magic fiend!

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-30
-40 crit

hp 300

your taste is shit

HP: 300

HIIIYAH

We're ending you now fucking green faggot

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BY THE POWER OF YHWH,BEGONE FAGGOT

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Are you the goblin from spiderman?

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I cast DUBS on thee!! And double damage for next dub

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300 life left.

hp:
270

Check these dubs that do double dmg

fail

Bump so more people can attack this vile beast

take a bit for dubs

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Ok fire modafoka

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Die shitty Mongoloid

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you are not worthy!

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pk fire

60 damage
60 damage
60 damage

I'll leave if I don't get a get

when in doubt, dom

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chet

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2 dubs meaning 120 damage
This vile goblin is almost as good as dead

hp: 240

Bet

r u guys retarded? There is no get

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more like cock goblin

but this is :D

nice singles bröther

of course we're retarded your on Yea Forums retard

lmao checked

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hp:80

TrumpRageattack

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shoot your gooigi my dudeigi

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He can’t take much more

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hp: 110

Fuck get him before 404

SUNRISEATTACK

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time to end this

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-30
hp :50
who will do last hit

Who is the OP here?

Fire

.

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ME!

Fire.

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true

(OP)

dAMN YOU COKCGOBLIN

Magic missile

SUKC MY CHODE

Megafucked

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JESUS TALKKS

trips

I CAST A DILDO UP YOUR ASS

404 is coming

sup my nigga?

i WANT the overkiull

Fuck

Congrats user you killed the goblin!

holy shit we did it

wrong you fucktard, it has to end in dubs or trips or quads

winrar!!!

Hooray

this user made fatal blow, good fight anons

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STFU no no I didn't. Faggot

Atttttaaaackkkkkk

you're blind nibba

That's it? Give us the grand prize

A pleasure fighting alongside you all, comrades

We wasted time to play DnD in Yea Forums worth it