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Traumatic for the street sweeper and the passersby

7 stories tall is 90% fall death %

higher you go higher the % goes.

bring bolt cutters 2 get on the roof

How about choking on your own peener? That’s a classy way to go!

Please die at home on plastic foil. You've already bothered everyone enough by being alive, you could at least show some deceny and die without being an inconvenience.

OP jump off a building over 10 floors high. Even higher. Make a huge deal of it and you get a million witnesses and get to go out with a bang on liveleak!

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that's way worse than rafting out to the sea and blowing yourhead off for the fishies. yum

Nah, they'll still send search parties for you if you do that.

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dis maek spurd sad

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Imagine surviving a buckshot to the head

I mean, it's happened

Thats just sad. Other suicide options give you a chance to recover in case of failure but this just has to make you a potato

Not really flying though is it?
More like you'll reach the apex of an arc IF you JUMP off the building.
And not a very big arc.
Otherwise you're just falling.

How is a shotgun to the chest a faster way than to the head?

>Hey Yea Forums,
>thinking about killing myself once I get off this train. Any advice?
stay on the train pls

I'm going to call bullshit on this list.
Pretty sure cyanide should be more like 99.99%
Hanging should be 100% if done right.
Fairly certain it doesn't take 15 minutes to bleed out from a cut throat or nearly 2 hours for slit wrists.
Which slit femur, wrist, throat, etcetera is all exsanguination anyway.
Why would the angony be any different for them?
Brain death occurs quicker than 18 minutes for lack of oxygen also. More like 6 minutes.
Whoever made this up should be embarrassed.

I don't think you are guaranteed potato. The people that survive gunshots to the head miss the mark and either blow out the side or through the mouth. You either need to hit your brain stem or go through enough of the core and through both sides to guarantee death. The congresswoman who survived did because it only went through one side

Dont do it jerk off to traps instead

I think it takes into account people who don't do it correct or get quick medical attention (i.e. hanging but more like strangulation). Also, cyanide probably depends on dosage and how big the person is.

An alcohol enema. 1 liter of 100 proof booze diluted with .5 liter of water. Alcohol absorbs extremely quickly in the colon, thus bypassing the stomach and vomiting reaction. You'll get drunk really fast, pass out and die.

Brandon pls stop

you don't escape anything when you commit suicide
it all goes with you

Then it should be 18.5 like the others that involve asphyxiation.
But again, 18 minutes would be a miracle to survive.
Sure, it's probably happened, but the norm is more like 6-10 minutes probably, 10 might be a slight extreme also.
Unless you free dive.
Then maybe. But that seems like a counterintuitive method of suicide for someone trained to hold their breath for ungodly lengths of time.

Yeah, I'd like to know how you possibly last 2 minutes after a shotgun to the head.

i suppose the heart might keep beating for that long.

By only shooting your face off. Happens. Looks real shit.

Or 17 minutes after being turned to mush by a train.
Unless it catches a pinky toe and just decides to take a foot, they tend to go fast enough that the force sucks you in when you get hit.
So it just turns things into piles of goo. Goo isn't going to live for 17 minutes.