Hooker story thread

Hooker story thread

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Me and my friends met a girl in the world cup that would fuck us for money, best invesment ever made

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Story?

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>be me
>early 20s
>horny af all the time
>backpage
>get a hooker and have her come over
>Stacey Lovett
>white trash and does anal for 50 bucks extra
>have her over like a real chick
>candles lit and music
>making out with a hooker
>feels good even though I know she eats dick for breakfast
>fall in love with her
>finish in 2 mins and spend 58 mins cuddling
>saw her for 4 years
>still had a gf but always loved my hooker
>I think she's dead now

Backpage is dead too now

This was both hilarious and depressing AF at the same time.

Such is life

too clichéd...

>still had a gf but always loved my hooker

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Why not?

> be me, 26yo user, never paid for sex before
> get tennis elbow from work, despite never having actually played tennis
> older guy I work with says "user, you should see this woman I go to for massage" and gives me number
> why not? call and make appointment, nice voice
> go to address, door answered by very sexy woman, looks part Chinese, part black, great body, wearing comfy shirt and yoga pants
> the usual routine, she has me get undressed and under towel while she's out of room
> she comes in, I tell her about my arm, and holy Moses does she go to town! arm, back, legs
> has me flip, massages thighs, chest
> asks "is there anywhere else you need a massage, user?"
> clueless.jpg
> she looks down at my crotch and winks
> light dawns
> take her hand and guide to cock
> she tells me prices, I'm flush with cash having just gotten taxes back, and now horny AF
> she removes her top, fucking amazing tits, defy gravity, ignore Sir Newton, rubs them on dick
> puts on condom, goes to town sucking
> i get bold: "Umm... I've never done anal, is that an option?"
> she gives me price, I say sure
> she lubes up cock, and straddles my hips backwards so I can watch
> rides, lays back on my chest, writhes all over me, sits back up
> buries dick in her ass and holds it, squeezing muscles inside like she's milking my cock
> starts to bounce like crazy
> Vesuvius erupts
> she removes condom, cleans me up, I dress, pay her, and we part ways

That's the only time. I admit, it was kinda fun, but I don't think I'd shell out cash for sex ever again.

I fucked a hooker in Amsterdam when I was there. You don't pay for the sex, you pay to leave immediately. That's the great part. I got mine, fucking out.

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That's called a cigger

Lmfao stop acting like paying for sex isn’t normalized by now, it’s completely fine and heathy and pretty much every man will do it once or multiple times in his life. Even the rich elite pay for sex. Sex workers are great therapist too, so you can cum and then cry about your shitty life.

A paid subscription always has its benefits

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