Okay, let's try this again

Okay, let's try this again.
Good Anons will try to help with their advice.

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To fucking shy to talk to girls

I have one /thread

Well, i have ugly face, my gf leaved me a year ago. Havent sexed since that.
Like i get girls at pary and so but all i do, is kissing and touching. Like girls says that im not ugly, but i sure know im ugly.

I don't know how to love

Also I might have depression

1) My wife is enough.
2) ???
3) Profit

I don't live in a major city.
I am too intense and serious for most gfs.
I am currently not in work.

1. No time
2. My wife says i cant have a gf
3. 1 and 2 are enough

I want a girlfriend I can draw SFW and NSFW stuff with.
I live on a small island where there aren't that much people into this kind of things.
I am too poor to go anywhere else.
I don't leave my house because I'm a social retard.
And my standards are probably too high in general.

I killed her in a drunk driving accident
I'm a murderer
Guilt

kek

I just wanna fuck
Ladies don't just wanna fuck they want a relationship with commitment
When they ask for coffee I'm thinking they wanna fuck but it's an interview
Fuck

I’m too shy my teeth are fucked and my only interest is anime and anime culture

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Im broke
Im fat
Im ugly

You're British?

I hate women
I don't ever spend money on a girl
I don't like commitment

No but I would have better time if I was

this

Most married men are jealous af of me, I have a few single moms I can call up randomly and bang if I get lonely.
Nice car, house paid off, no kids, literally do whatever the fuck I want. It's fucking fantastic

Jimmy?

I'm 5'5
I'm indian
I dunno actually

1
>cant be bothered with the hassle of getting one
2
>cant be bothered with the hassle of keeping one
3
>I like playin vidya and browsing youtube more than being around anybody


3 reasons, but #3 is definitely the main reason the other two even need to be there at all

Bacause of this board.
Porn adiction sucks maan

Do no fap, it's fun to walk around with a loaded gun, and after a week the orgasm is super intense, it's like the difference between McDonald's and a home made burger

No

Thats why you should go yellow

Because I hate women and have more important things to spend my time and money on.

I'm fat
I'm a slob
I'm too autistic to ask a girl out anymore.
I did well for myself in high school but I gained 70 pounds over the last 8 years since and just dont know how to talk to girls who arent in high school

Im to rich, everyone just likes me for my money.

Fuck you grandma, no job for life, no friends for life

So the reason I dont have one now is because my ex is
1) a nigger
2) a nigger
3) a nigger
Metaphorically and literally

no one replies, guess I won

wash yourself and head to if you're white learn a bit of english theory and go overseas, you'll get mad pussy there

Wait....not having a gf is actually a thing? How is that even possible?

1. go to read the sticky and then go to /SIG/

2. do small things at first and then increase the scope of your cleaning, like start off with just putting a bag of chips in the bin, then progress from there.

3. reddit.com./r/TheRedPill. read the sidebar and ignore everything else

Can you give me some monies pls?

No joke! I'm in a similar situation. I learned to hide that I have money just for that reason.

Well your typical Yea Forums poster is well below average. In a last ditch effort to convince anyone they actually have any worth, they latch on to racism which makes them feel superior without actually havin to do anything.

alcoholism, obesity, mental illness

1. start gradually and wean yourself off it
2. watch what you're eating, start cooking food, go to and read the sticky there
3. specify to me what kind? if autism high functioning or tard-level?

1. Lack confidence
2. Lack motivation
3. Lack experience

1. go shooting

2. learn to cook or go camp out.

3. for cooking check out Binging with Babish on youtube, for outside stuff get on

same user that first replied, a caveat for shooting, first go and try out or rent a rifle chambered in something big like .338 Lapua or .50 BMG. Once you've faced that beast, get good with a .22, and then progress into .223/.308 and then your wildcat cartridges.

1. Because I don't have a car.
2. Because I don't have a car.
3. Because I don't have a car.
It'd be hard as fuck to get a gf in the current year without a car, I can't really go anywhere besides local bars, all girls there are old and disgusting looking, unless I walk to the other side of town. Even then, I don't want a gf from my town. They're disgusting, and I'd know who the last 5 men they fucked are.

Luckily I have a job, so should have a car soon.

I'm not a retard. It's like being bipolar without the high part filled with anxiety. If I don't get drunk, smoke weed, or take a benzo I act like someone who is nervous about getting caught for a major crime

I'm married so I dunno

oh thank god, that's much easier to work with.

like a lot of problems in life start small and build your way up.

get a pet, like a little fish and feed him every day.

Develop a routine, and challenge yourself to stick to it

Lmfao this has to be one of the most pathetic threads I’ve read in years. Idk what any of this feels like because I’m not some inbred retard, try doing shit with your life lmfao

Also a lot of you cheese dicks have “standards” that you desperately need to drop. That’s why you’re alone. Hoping for a 10 when you’re a 0 lmfaoooo

Besides being 5’4”, balding and ugly as fuck, I am also fucked mentally with anxieties and major depression. While I don’t have social anxiety anymore I still struggle with getting close with people even as friends. Something within me doesn’t let me get invested in people. I feel like it stems from childhood trauma since I’ve always been like this.

I might be a 23 year old kissless virgin but I’m still hopeful about finding a gf. Can’t give up.

Hypergamy

I'm not 6ft+
I don't have alot of money
I don't got my own place
I don't have and care for social status
I don't have an expensive car

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1)schizo
2)hate myself
3) i am living 12 hours per day in a box

Nice trips tho

>Dont want one
>Never made an attempt
>Doesn't seem worth the effort, especially since I'm not interested in sex

1.work third shift
2. Im a virgin
3. Need to have more money

Too busy being a yellow fag

Autistic

Beta

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1. shut up nigger

2. shut up nigger

3. shut up nigger x7

I think I’m ugly, 3/10 at the most
I’m too scared, I could be a bad kisser/bad at sex and I have no idea because I’ve never kissed anyone and I’m a virgin
I can’t talk with girls because all my favourite things (music, movies, media) are all really weird and obscure so Shen can never relate to me

1. can't get over a bitch that left me 6 months ago

2. used to be really social in high school, now I'm socially retarded

3. hate myself too much

I'm built but have gynaecomastia.
I have a surgery to get rid of it in a year.
I am 18 and I've had a gf before but I haven't taken my shirt of around anyone for like a decade.
So I'm a virgin until I get rid of my bitch tits and then around 19 yrs old I'll have sex.

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Honestly i just get bored relationships get stale after 2 years when it is the same shit day in day out.

quit fucking stalking my love life you nigger

confidence is what women are attracted to.
I've sen women who are solid 9/10 going out with 2's.
Because they liked their personality and they where confident in themselves.

fuck off faggot