>A Metal Slime draws near!
Maximum HP: 4
Even Dubs deal 1 damage
Odd Dubs make the Metal Slime flee, restarting the encounter and restoring it's HP
Trips and everything above trips lands a critical hit, instantly defeating the Metal Slime
Everything else is a Miss, and deals no damage
bump
should've attached a relevant image at least
R
Hp remaining: 3
Gotta fuckin get that xp oooo man
roll for a forward stab with my bronze dagger
metal slash!
yeah, that shit fails me in the games, too
Rolling
AXE-NADO
Roll
*triple stab*
>Halleluja
>Electro Light
>Critical Claim
Stabbo
*poke with dick
>5000 experience points!
Mystic "your mum" technique
ez
HP: 4
9
roll
I pee on the slime
roll
noooooooooooo
.
Roll
Roll
CUT!
*quadruple stab*
*Penta Stab*
>not stacking crit weapons and speed
I’ll roll cause this actually seems fun
Die you slime fucker
Fuck off
Kill!!!
>Fuck
always hated those bastards.
my accuracy's pretty low though gotta admit
You stupid fuck
Dubs get
rollin
May quads of damage rain upon you
You’re dying before this thread you shit bastard
roll
Time to put an end to this grind
>Use hatchet man with best bro Yangus.
50% to hit and 50% chance to critical if it hits.
Rolling for 2 consecutive numbers under 25
God I can’t hit dubs at all. This game is rigged and made for niggers
God I fuckin hate your damn face and smile
DIE COCK SUCKER
CRITICSL HIT
Bitch
FUCK YOU WHY YOU SO LATE
I failed but that kufing 'A' =_=
Die fuck face
Eat dick slime ball
hits left butch
I pull out my bow aim straight at the fucker and release.
Shit I missed
Roll
Your mom never loved you cause your mom hates faggot slimes
Think you might win slime fag
Crit
Die
1 hit left
He’s so close
You must die
pp erectus
roll
WILL YOU FUCKING DIE
die pp head
You should have been an aborted slime
Die
Last hit
I just hate you
It's time
You’re the reason why everybody hates Jews
I lightly swing with my cypress stick
Fuck this I’m done
You dad wishes you were dead
Dick swing
wheee
Nothing personal kid
Rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Take this ya slimey bastart
Dead
RollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
We’re gonna need reinforcements for thise one bros
Bush did 9/11
If i kill the slimey pornbois gtfo
cmon cmon
roll
Fuck
3 hp now?
crit
BRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ok well we're back at 3
ONE OFF
make that two
Suck dick and die.
*whack*
oh no i missed
rip
trips
pp extendus
"Halt Metal Slime, you've entered the Forbidden Area. You cannot cross beyond this point."
Crit
nice fake trips faggot
thx i try
Cover me
ok
who will get triple fours?
let's try for it
We should all retaliate the yellows with DBZ content
>off by 1
roll
lets get it
Almost ready
I spare you some of my energy!
roll
*crits u*
pssh, nothin personnel, kid
Roll
For the crit
x3
Hitler did nothing wrong
EVILSLASH
Kill him
slime = ded
I'm pooping
Y
Prepare to die
Goku is Yea Forums's savior
fuck, Yea Forums is speeding up some
I'll still do my best, though
EVILSLASH AGAIN
WHO IS THE ASSHOLE STEALING ALL OUR GETS
...
quads?
quads!
Well fuck that guy.
> 7 posts in 8 seconds
we never stood a chance.
trips it is, then
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'll try again, I guess
Nice job user.
VICTORY!
thank ya! I finally managed it
Poop attack