Ask a guy that works at McDonalds anything

mcdonalds

Not really "broke". It goes down for routine maintenance.

how much money you make a day?
do you rent?
how much is the rent
what city are you in?
any ss numbers you can provide?

>the big mac
McDonald's Big Mac has meat patties about the size of a sausage patty. It's become a joke.

How old are you, are you crew or management, and why are you not doing anything better with your life

Any luck with the young girls?

What is a man?

What's your favorite food, salt or cholesterol?

Opinion on the McRib

that is not a question

if i remember correctly, 3g per batch

not really, although there are a couple things not on the menu you can order, like a morning mac which is just a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin with an extra sausage.

not fat surprisingly. 5'11" about 175

because we are slow as fuck at fixing it

idk, feels good i guess for both

Size doesn't matter, user.
>said no one ever

A miserable pile of diabetes.

what's the best soda

Dr. Diabeetus

Ummmm can I get a large Big Mac meal with a Fanta, 5 chicken selects and an Oreo McFlurry please, cheers

OP is a confirmed wetbacks

Time to go back to Messico, beaner

both

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Former manager, I can confirm this is true. It gets cleaned (or is supposed to be) pretty regularly. Alot of stores don't clean it as much as they should. Another issue is if it's not filled with the shake mix at night it'll fuck up the heat cycle and it won't work for basically an entire day.

this is true late at night

about $600-$700 every two weeks after taxes
no, im in college and over breaks i live with my mom
a capital city
screen shot number? yeah one sec

19, about to be promoted to manager. im in college and it's a secure job, but i'm planning on leaving in a year

not yet, that's why im on here

a person with a penis

definitely a big mac

love it, had it for the first time a little while back. everything i dreamed of

Ronald McDonald is a registered sex offender. Is that true?

Those new slushies are bomb as fuck. Not a question, just saying

Yes, that's why they keep him the Ronald McDonald's Half-way House. All the money you donate in this little boxes goes to sexual trafficers bringing him new victims.

here ya go, with some of my flare

i like the sprite

yeah, that'll be 15.69

this is true, expecially the last part

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do you get paid in burgers?
if not would you like to?

not to my knowledge, no

what country are you in? I havent heard of these

why is the icecream machine always broken when i want a shitty milkshake?

nice timestamp
where will you work when you leave MD?
Have you thought about saving & investing?

I wanted to work in those fast food placed but a friend working there told me I shouldn't.
is it too stressful or plain hard working there?

What one thing we definitely should not order on the menue?

I was gonna give you shit but management at 19 is pretty good. I became one around the same time, the other managers were late 20s early 30s so believe me when I say that's an accomplishment. Get as much overtime as you can, you can make Ridiculous money. Once your shift is over just ask the new floor manager if they want you to stick around to help, they'll almost always say yes or they don't care. Might get in trouble from your GM though, it's worth it though trust me boy

no, i get paid in money, and no, i would not like to because I already get free food when im working

this question has already been answered, sir

i plan on interning at the capital in my state, because im interested in politics. ive thought about it and i do save, but i dont plan on investing until after college

Why did they get rid of the hamburgler and the big purple nibba :(

Not OP, but it is incredibly stressful and can be hard work depending on how staffed the shift is. It's not worth the money if you're just a crew member doing grunt work

what politics are you interested in?

Most customers will treat you like you are beneath them.

the hardest part is when it's busy and your manager is yelling at you or when a customer is yelling at you. i dont really care about either so it's not too bad.

anything with folded egg. that shit smells like wet dog

this is good advice, ive gotten in trouble a few times for overtime, i even got 7 hours of it one time, but i just played stupid and pretended i didnt know it was bad and the gm didnt care too much, just said dont do it again.

yeah well it was a shitty answer, "cus we're slow at fixing it" fuck off i know you're a human at least. fucking tell me what i should tell the next person who tells me its broken

i wish i knew, i loved those things as a kid. i heard the the bid ron mcdon is dead too, i dont know if that is true or not

mostly federal and local, although i always enjoy learning about the politics in other countries

this is true, but they are pieces of shit so i take it with several grains of salt

Another mcdonalds employee here, how difficult are your co-workers? How do you best deal with them? I wish they would shut up and do their work, the gossip gets so old.

we don't even fix it most of the time. some ice cream machine expert comes to fix it and they can take a while to show up

what hourly remuneration does your current work position deserve, mr politician?

I was a closing manager and since I did Everything you're supposed to do (which is A Lot, as you probably know) I usually got an hour or two of overtime every shift and over weeks and weeks it really adds up. The other managers talked shit on me for it but hey, since I quit the store is basically falling apart so you tell me who was in the wrong lol

not too bad, but a lot of them are kids/still in high school, so that gossip thing is real. if they are ever doing that i just tell them to do something like grab sauces from the back or clean something and then they stop gossiping and do it.

i believe it's $11.25/hour, which is only 50 cents above minimum wage,but im about to get another raise

haha, this is true. there is a lot you have to do when closing, but since i moved to a 24 hour store there is more time to do it which is nice. at the end of the day, you got the money you deserved and you dont have to deal with that bullshit again

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ok, thats a reasonable answer, thank you!

Do you work with any hot teens?

have you ever been tempted to put balls in the frier?

yes

no

McDonalds always has the hottest teens

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whats the deal with airline food?

Pretty funny that Mexicans who hate white people don't even realize they speak a white language. I'd take them credible once they go back to click clack

Best way to get free food?

You need to visit Chic fil a.

McDonald's is full of niggers

Grossest thing you've seen in the kitchen?

g
what the fuck did you say about niggers?

what?

call and say they messed up your order, if they ask for the receipt say you threw it away with your food. guaranteed free food

a coworker eat a not fully cooked mcnugget

what do you meant what??
i asked a mcdonald's employee whats the deal with airline food. pretty straight forward question.

I've worked there before
This little tool automatically salts the fries
It isn't machine operated
It's a small little hand instrument
The salt falls for a good 3 seconds
That's all I can say though

can you share with us the recipes to make mcdonals at our homes?

I mean, it's okay i guess. i dont have any problems with it

I like your coffee and once in a while your McMuffins, what breakfast item should I stay away from?

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How could we improve airline food?

yeah, i know just about everything, what do you want?

anything with folded eggs. those things smell like wet dog

honestly i think ive only had airline food once, and i barely remember it. you could improve it by having more options

During the monopoly promotion do the staff steal rolls of the stickers? I know I would..

But I’m a thieving valley britbong cunt so?

Yeah, some people do, but i dont really give a fuck

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NIGGERS

Is your first initial B and are u in america

No and yes

FELLOW EMPLOYEE OF MCDICKS, Where is your store located, I'm from Wisconsin

Oregon

Have fun in Portland then, how many Antifa rallies have you had so far?

lmao, portland isnt the capital of oregon

What toy do you have?

No salt on my fries please.

The cheese goes on the top not the bottom of the burger.
Make it again!

Why do you still use Facebook like a faggot given the situation you’ll be in for the rest of your life? Literally no one cares about what you may or may not post.

Why do you subject yourself to Facebook?

did you fap on the burguers?

Can I get some free food next time I see you?

I dont memba

I only use facebook to wish people happy birthday

no

yes

kek, look at this

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why?

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I'm suspicious of yellow

Those people don’t even like you. Why let them look into your life?

did you steal from your employer like taking drinks or eating fries without paying?