Suicide advice

Suicide advice.

I'm going to commit suicide. I was thinking of using the exit-bag method. çi was thinking of getting the biggest tank I can get, so that there isn't any danger of it running out and me being left alive but braindead or something. Also, getting a bag of very sturdy plastic so that I cannot break it and it doesn't break on its own. Secured perhaps with a cord and belt.

Do you know of better suicide methods?

What i'm looking for is the most painless way to die.

Can you think of anything I might've overlooked? I'm trying to make this as fool-proof as possible.

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The biggest tank costs 400$ and 300$ to fill it with helium, so it's a total of 700$ dollars. I will have to save for money first, but hey, if there's a moment not to spare any expense it is at your time of death right?

If you have any other suicide method or can think of ways to improve mine please let me know.

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autism levels over 9000

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At least have the decency to take some kikes, niggers or muslims with you

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Dont do it its bad for your health

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It's this or being homeless, my dude.

I'm not in some sort of black hole of emotions. I don't have time to plan a killing spree and it honestly it just seems... stupid. I would only kill people who deserve it and, again, I don't hav emuch time nor money.

I'm not joking about this

They deserve it tho

Call your local suicide hotline, trust me

I'm not depressed.

It's this or becoming homeless in Mexico City. I don't want to be beaten, raped and then die of hunger in what remains of my life.

This is pragmatic suicide.

How come you will be homeless?

Hold off until we win dude, get in the fucking game

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I don't know why everyone assumes that suicide will provide relief to anything. For all we know, you wake up on the other side in worse circumstances (what some of the southeast asian religious traditions assert to be true). Things will change, it's the only thing that we are guaranteed in life—don't kill yourself in the meantime.

I second this

The best way to go about it is jumping of the highest building you can. Unless u are scared of heights, personal preference tho

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Also make sure u are jumping as if u are diving into a poll head firs. This would more than likely kill you if the height is at least 70feet

damn... nice dubs

>for all we know
>you wake up on the other side
>all we know
user I...

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Parents are kicking me out.

Which is funny, because they are paying everything for both my older and younger brother and sister, but since I'm not going to study a career they think I'm doing nothing.

I had my own plans, but I won't bother correcting them.

I wanted to save the world. Just seemed like someone ought to and I had paranormal experiences, confirmed by objective reality, so I thought I had a mission to find out the truth or something.

Buuut... life's demands have caught up with me. I guess you could say reality has caught up. Life for me would only be being a wagie till the day I die.

I'm gonna record what I learned and what I experienced on youtube, just, you know, in case I did have some kind of mission that informaiton might help the next person. After that then it's just taking care of myself.

I have enough fight in me to get a job in order to secure my suicide material, but I've had jobs before and I always end up losing them because I'm not suited for the life of a slave.

Does that answer your question?

don't kill yourself!
post porn on Yea Forums instead ;)

what game? win what?

holy cr*p!

heh

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Then go fucking save the world. If you had to earn money doing something, what would it be?

Don't do anything stupid. Don't commit suicide. Choose life. get up and pray the rosary, i implore you.

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This.