Non-porn webms

>confirmed on reddit somewhere

Wall THAT settles it!

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In American granny has to ride to the hospital in the bed of a pickup because:

"Ambulances are expensive!"

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>wall
Can you end your seething and take a breath. slow down and try again lmao

>"boo boo wah wah, a website I don't like disproves my point boo boo"

The lime was a dead giveaway

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Maruchan has made a big push in Mexico and a bunch of restaurants/street vendors took to using ramen in lieu of corn tortillas (or sometimes in combination with them).

I'm still baffled by this one, though. If most people saw you doing this int the states they'd probably think you're fucked.

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I now really really want to sit on cars

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Stating something that is true in the US isn't a joke. It's clear the education initiatives the EU put in place did little to help you. Turkeyboi, ain't ya?

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>It's clear the education initiatives the EU put in place did little to help you. Turkeyboi, ain't ya?

Turkey isn't part of the EU, you tard. I guess the "no child left behind" policy didn't help you much either.

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KEK

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What dis?

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why are people so retarded?
Is this high quality entertainment? Is this fun? Everything related to penis or sex automatically makes it funny?

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How were his eyes glowing, wat

Yes. Yes it is. Turkey began accession in 1987 and stalled in 2016. Turkey recieves EU member trade access already, education initiative support, and once erdogan stops being a retard they'll be a full member. My statement still stands, and you're still a dumb little roachboi.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pNMlHCHsKOc

Man i used to love this show until i realized they stole every joke ever written. Still funny, just kind of disappointing.

>Turkey began accession in 1987 and stalled in 2016.

No they didn't. The EU halted the talks.

>once erdogan stops being a retard they'll be a full member

Both things will never happen.

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Story? ._.

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>doubt

wipipo

Obviously fake, but quite nice video

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Can't a couple of bums have some privacy?
r00d!

What this is about?

dude he got cat eyes from the camera light

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thank lord im italian

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amazing contraption

WAT

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LEGGO MY DINGO MATE

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I still wanna marry her

* DeShawn Wick

It's fucking hilarious.
Crawl back into your hole.

I'm pretty sure Mexico is located in America friendo :^)

That was kinda beautiful

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Rent free nigger

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This might be the dumbest thread ever

Hogs are such hideous creatures

What a terrible place to live.

Imagine living in such a shit country that you shitpost about the greatest on history,
I pity OP

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Cute

>Hogs are such hideous creatures

Brzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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would you like something bigger than a spoon for bailing water out of that sinking boat you're in? lmao.

Oh shit!! I heard this guy got jail time for this

We just going to ignore the fucking tornado in the back?

That's my fetishhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians are fucking disgusting

>can't even speak BRRRRRT properly

i h8 u

Looks like she's eating a (clam?) raw, she's probably Korean

Never a dry blowjob...

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You know Italy has one of the most unhealthy diets right?
Not that they beat the US of course, those guys like to be #1 in everything, even the retarded stuff.

Exactly or kiss

Wait, you don't do this?

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>Imagine living in such a shit country that you shitpost about the greatest on history,
>the greatest on history

Also let's have a dialogue about the United States public school system and how it's failing.

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Millions of people risk jail, rape, murder, deportation etc every year in order to sneak in to the country you all deem so terrible just to have a CHANCE at living the way that country provides. Non amerifag here btw

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

what an astoundingly squalid existence.

>We just going to ignore the fucking tornado in the back?

That's a tree, you retard.

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Slits on the road you pan-faced fuck.

id eat it

>title
Seriously? Those girls are thicc and perfectly fine

-.-

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>girls

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it's a species of clam called geoduck that has an abnormally large tongue. not my favorite kind of shellfish, but it has an interesting flavor

That's because with the exception of canada the US is surrounded by shit holes.

Sure,
Deport illegals, pull their kids out of public school to make way for citizens who want to learn
-Eliminate teacher unions
-Merit based pay, and more private school competition.
*Poof* done, like magic.

weirdest boner...

i love this so much

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got me

Does this count as porn?

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HURR DURR GO TO /WSG/ OR /GIF/ ZOMG U FUKKEN FAYG

*this post paid for by your local yellowposter committee*

how bout pulling that head out of your ass

>Deport illegals, pull their kids out of public school to make way for citizens who want to learn

So you are claiming that there are US citizens who cannot attend a school because there place is taken by an illegal alien?

>Merit based pay

Clever idea. Lets pay teachers based on the grades their students get. I guarantee you the national average will be A+ in not time...fucking retard.

>private school competition

What the fuck is that supposed to mean anyway?

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Rare picture of an american with a brain inside his head

Took you only 22 minutes to reverse this. You're a pro!

Do me a favor. Mirror this webm please.

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Pigs eat vegetables.

I agree. Bring back the porn.

mediterranean cuisine is one of the healthiest worldwide only beaten by south japanese and some other asian and a few african cuisines
but if you only eat pizza and fatty pasta all day of course it isnt
look at what actual italian cooking is and youll see its pretty healthy

t not even an italian

>Pigs eat vegetables.

Pigs eat literally everything, you fuckwit.

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one escaped

Except teeth.

>What the fuck is that supposed to mean anyway?
If you can't understand simple concepts, go argue elsewhere.

>one escaped

No it didn't.

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made that ages ago, rarely see the real one posted these days

not OP but i agree with him

1) classroom and schools are getting more and more overcrowded, which makes it harder for the other kids to learn, makes violence and disruptions more likely, and costs the taxpayers money they shouldn't have to spend. People who don't contribute to the system should not get to use its services.

2) obviously it wouldn't be on the teachers grades, it would be based on a test or series of tests given to all the students that is impartial... fucking retard.

3) obviously it means opening up more private or charter schools to give students who go to bad schools based on geography a choice to go to a better one. I don't agree with this personally but you'd have to be a real moron not to understand what he was trying to say there.

Fucked up that tyrannosaurus deer

>If you can't understand simple concepts, go argue elsewhere.

I guess that means you can't even explain your own "simple" concept.

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No

Obsessed, it makes me happy knowing that my existence pains you this much

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I'm thinking that you're a virgin, which makes you a dick, which makes you unable to appreciate humor, which in turn makes you remain a virgin. Good luck breaking the cycle douche

Are... Are they not girls?

think it's light reflecting off of the retina or something like that

that looks fucking disgusting

Never understood this Webm. What should i focus on? The cringy middle-aged woman dipping some sort of croissant in a glass of Coke or the kid that's yelling at that poor cunt for doing so that suddenly stops after he sees the camera pointing at him.

Nope

>I'm still baffled by this one, though. If most people saw you doing this int the states they'd probably think you're fucked

Yeah, no, that's not American, that's just fucking strange. I would wonder if she had some kind of actual mental 'thing' going on

is this some kind of stroke?

Actual Italians eat lots of fish and vegetables. Italian-American cuisine isn’t the same as Italian food.

>2) obviously it wouldn't be on the teachers grades, it would be based on a test or series of tests given to all the students that is impartial... fucking retard.

Great idea. Now tell me what that test is supposed to look like, how you stop teachers from only preparing their students for those tests and teaching them shit else and how you adjust the whole thing to social factors. A single mom from the ghetto working two jobs probably doesn't have the same time to make sure her kids do their homework like some prototype family from the suburbs.

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And eating his fruit

>some sort of croissant

That's fried chicken, you mongo.

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That was the funniest thing I've seen on b in a while

As if anybody wants your smelly brown asses anywhere near the western world.

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That only makes it better

I can't really be arsed to look deeper into it, honestly. It's always been a pointless webm in my eyes. Up until now, i've ignored it every time it was posted.

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Fake.
It was Berenstein not Berenstain

American here: would-try-it confirmed

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watch close in the back ground, left hand side. you can see the bushes moving as it runs away.

not a maga hat, sorry fag

That's straight up prison food

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patricia conde

Wouldn't have been easier/cheaper to stick some explosives along that thing?

That single mom from the ghetto and her kids should die off

It's Berenstain fucktard

What the entire fuck is that and why are there so many God damn sauces topping it?

Pfft Liberals

The yuropoormuzzies are up and salty again! Yuros you are garbage!

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Amerifag here and that woman is a fucking genius. Shit looks delicious. Also no one ever starves in the U.S.

Being fat is a sign of poverty here.

Best country evar

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thats just Florida... Its the Afghanistan of the US

>Americans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripe

Then explain this to me like I'm fucking 5. Foreigners love to make it seem like America is the only one eating weird shit, or an excess amount of it. Obesity exists in other countries. And at least we're not over here eating bullshit like this.

teachers already teach to a curriculum and nothing else. Make the curriculum expansive enough and make the test based off the curriculum and then it doesn't matter if they're "teaching only to the test" because that's the same as them teaching what they should be.

And a single mom from the ghetto having to work 2 jobs doesn't mean her kids won't do their homework, there's little to no evience that homework helps kids learn in the first place, and a kid coming from a "prototype family (whatever the fuck that means)" from the suburbs doesn't guarantee they'll do well in school.

And none of this has anything to do with the design of the education system itself. Ultimately the greatest factor determining whether a child is going to learn or not is how much the kid WANTS to learn. if it was anything else then all rich kids would be geniuses and all poor kids would be retards; neither of which are true. And lastly, there's no kind of education system that can be created to address such superfluous social factors as those, the only thing a good education system can do is remain impartial in its treatment of the students and have the resources available to teach them as best they can. That means stop wasting money on people who shouldn't be in this country in the first place, and stop wasting money on keeping bad teachers around.

They need to do something quick, because hogs are notorious for digging under fences. If you raise hogs you have to have them on concrete, or constantly be filling holes and fixing fences

It's comedy for the masses. Our lower intelligence friends can laugh at the penis humor and belligerence in the face of authority. Those on the other end of the spectrum can laugh at the absurdity of the entire situation.

Imagine that was full of jizz instead of water

I wanna suckle on her titties

nope

breeding out the black race

Spit is my fetish. I would ravish her and drink her spit. Seriously, my wife will spit in my mouth when I ask, no questions asked. I get diamonds.

I'm fucked in the head, I know.

But tasty.

it's worse, it's full of shit and piss. that's what you get when you have an overfilling septic tank and bursts. and yes it's a septic tank and not a water main because it's directly under the front yard of a planned community, which is where all septic tanks go for easy road access for the sewage pump trucks.

This just blew my mind.

This is likely a 50's or 60's apartment block in some Finnish city, probably Tampere. In all likelihood a very nice neighborhood.

what? How could you?

I want to do this

stomach good for you, user. fried chicken pepsi is just retarded.

no

Obvious fake is obvious
Black guys do not get into a pool

Holy shit, you're right.

The point of the race mixing propaganda seen in the last 10-20 years hasn't been to destroy the white race, it's been to destroy the black race.

Rich, affluent white people are going to stay white, but lower classes will slowly breed out to be non-white and non-black.

Would have been hilarious if he shot his hand

The white guy in the back is the only one pushing lmao

Then you are a lucky man

Your services are required.

U GOT ME

Here's a hint sugar tits, it aint

Are you saying Mexico is not on the North American continent? Here's a hint - It is.

fuck...gollum is driving

I love how it just stands there, in complete disbelief that anyone would ever hit it

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Jews being Jews.

The niggers pushing are in different colors on purpose. Have you ever seen anyone push a float before? Cars exist.

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He is..... The dicklander

animal beater

Nice try wanna-be American

There's some hardcore projections here. When do you go back to school buddy?

how the fuck did they make this?

ok buddy

So many closeted patriots

Tripe used to be quite common decades ago in the US. Open a fucking history book once in a while. You’re embarrassing the rest of us Americans. dumbass trailer park trash

>Born in 1543, in Cockland. Dicklands, Cockland.

>He is Dunkan McCock, of the clan McCock

I luv me country I do.Wot iz show bad abaut dat?

I ain't your buddy,friend

dil perfect

dose genetics

How long is this webm???

wack

H

>Whot e peace off shit

Who the dude or the 'roo?

lost

cry more, leftard faggot

Porsche panerà

They are traps with no cocks

The dude for hitting that magnificent animal

>That is precisely what she said,friend.

Nigger!!! That's meth. Lol.

Obviously fake

Even though she's working two jobs for you? And all her fellow low class citizens; picking up your trash, preparing your food (literally, FEEDING YOU AND YOUR FUCKING RICH SHIT-HEAD CHILDREN!) and building your homes and supplying you with literally everything you rely on.

But fuck them, they're the plebs. They should just die off. It's no wonder they're poor while rich people can dick around at the golf course all day because they've got pieces of paper with their name on it. Now THAT'S economic justice!

Looks delicious

>protects his dog
>bad

If I had a dog, and a giant rat had it in a chokehold, I would punch that fucker with everything I had

ofc

menial work is simply work that anyone can do, even though the word means "unimportant", and the things that people have evolved to be able to do just happened to be everything that actually needs to be done.

Welcome to America. Here's your beer and cigarettes.

wow, looks at those flags of fat

Shows Doom Patrol pretty good and weird. Guy in the video went to a Nazi scientist to get powers and ended up with a rock arm a vegetable arm and a raptor head his super villain name is animal vegetable mineral man.

MAGA!
average trumtard

good one

homos are fucking disgusting!