Captains Log Stardate 47634.44
We are in orbit around Chanus 4, a planet devoid of intelligent life. A small war has begun between factions of an insignificant tribe. The prime directive forbids our intervention.
Captains Log Stardate 47634.44
Kevin Hughes
Elijah Hall
I sense... fear. Sadness. The yellow faction has many doubts about themselves and their place in this world
Joshua Martin
They claim to be against obscene images, but a cursory scan of their storage units reveals thousands of images and motion pictures of an obscene nature. Captain, is this normal?
Austin Martin
sorry, i was fucking around he're the lineup my nizzles
Lincoln Jenkins
jej
James Martinez
>CP
reported
Nathaniel Sanchez
*coughs*
Whaaaats the Situation, Captain?
>The Yellow Posters have landed in the Main Porn Threads, we´re tracking them!
Just as Count Dooku predicted!
William Carter
Kek
Kayden Williams
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Joseph Gray
Wyatt Ramirez
Capped in traditional Yea Forums fashion.
Landon Hernandez
Still made me laugh op
Ryder Bell
Blashpemer!!!
Charles Kelly
Sir, the yellow faction has launched a bananna at us. Shields down to 10%.
We cannot withstand another direct hit.
Hudson Reed
creamy, steamy...
Daniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Parker
Julian Carter
They think the ferengi are behind all this? but there is no profit to be made spreading these images for free. I'm insulted!
Hudson Reyes
It's the Bajorans. They're always using the occupation card.
Jordan Gray
Captain, the subsystems are collapsing!
if we calibrate he optical chambers with the directional transporter matrix and install some interphasic decompilers with luvetric tablets, we just might be able to save it.
Isaiah Lopez
It is creepy... it's better being a douche and treating them like things, but it's still wrong nonetheless
Jacob Myers
MAke it so
Mason Powell
Now, if anyone is interested in PURCHASING a custom made holosuite program.... I might be able to help.
Owen Torres
Daniel Bell
Cooper Miller
I'll buy your program, Ferengi, but you need to add watersports.
Adrian Stewart
Daniel Rivera