cyber seuss smashes in!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Cyber seuss smashes in!
Leo Richardson
Alexander Wood
Very metrosexual...
Super suave!
Highly volatile! Dangerous substance! High voltage!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Brody Lewis
Akira seuss!
Very cyberpunk, very eighties! Very Jamaica Queens!!
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Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Julian Garcia
shut the hell up seuss
Nicholas Long
Trips!
Want me to buy an expensive car? Ride around on unleaded gasoline? Heh...
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Kevin Nelson
i dond get da hype ffor dis gaem...
r*de trips! wooh!
Joseph Wilson
f work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
>she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i don't want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>don't see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
>IT'S FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>he's the manager of that gas station
>he's always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say "good evening"
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>"good choice, those are my favorite"
>i didn't fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why she's not working?
>"nathalia? she 's not sick. I had to fire her"
>"WHAT"
>"she wasn't doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month"
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
Noah Davis
who r u quotey?
Andrew Price
OK OK...
So hear me out! Nineties seuss! Deep Jungle!
Very rugged! Very cyberpunk! K I M O C H I feel!
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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Parker Reed
Anyone else ever stick a pair of sterilized metal needles into the base of their belly button and touching the contacts of a 9volt battery to the backs of those needles to zap it for torture?
Or torture their own or someone else’s button in a way that was enjoyable for the recipient?
Jaxon Robinson
Levi Sanchez
U ok ther
David King
Yes!
I'm okay...
>I gotta talk to you about something!
>Listen, listen... the way this game looks... blends in exactly with the lower Bronx.
>Check THIS out!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Josiah Reed
Man if only this shit was legal everywhere. Even though zoo is legal in my state, be outted as a zoo would be social suicide. How fucking great it would be if I could help out so many because I remember being in their position. I've always had my intact male Shepherd so I never had to worry about that, but I know how fucking much I wanted to just be around horses, I just wanted to pet them, have them like me and me like them. I cannot tell you how much better it is being with a mare who genuinely likes you compared to a mare who just doesn't care. It feels like there's actual love going into it. The way she'll react to your touches, she'll back up against you, she'll slowly snort as she looks back at you, you can feel her breathing get harder but slow, it's so fucking good. Stallions are fucking amazing too, but active stallions are hard to be with, and calm stallions are rarer, but fucking amazing to be around.
God if I could just get some anons together who genuinely loves animals and could help them with their first times, that'd be fucking amazing, but alas, that'll never happen
Isaiah Cooper
Sure @ this whole thread
Elijah Bell
people still smoking in the future
>failed life, rude
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Cameron Stewart
rip beredict cumberbatch, he looks so happy in this pic :'(
Logan Roberts
Cyberpunk seuss! Very 90's. Very in-your-face! Very authoritative.
I am the law!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Grayson Smith
Cyberpunk seuss... needs fresh tech! Gotta have the newest stuffs! Or else the baddies will pull up on him... hardbody. Bleh, what a headache! Gimme the super shotgun! More nuts and bolts! Gimme that soda too!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Gabriel Hall
Hemlo, welcome to my shop!
Fresh Korean groceries! No stealing! I'll pop you! Pop you right! Annyeong! Kamsahamnida! Ah, the kimchi! Good buy! No preservatives either, especially for augmented people like yourself cyber seuss!
Do you want some nano-gum? What's this about a neighborhood drug dealer? I don't know about any illegal cyborgs! Get out of my store, right now!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Luis Russell
I think your thread is giving me brain cancer
Adrian Brooks
Brain tumor!
Very gnarly! Very brutal!
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We must perform surgery! Scalpel please! Gauze! Suction! Operate on user's brain!!!!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Thomas Turner
Dubs spotted in this sector
Brody Parker
Thank you for checking!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Andrew Gutierrez
Very cyberpunk! Very cool, slick, svelte!
Clever operations! Smooth operator!
So you gonna show me your boobs or not? Do I have to make you!?
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Your fortune: Outlook good