Embellishing a motion
Embellishing a motion
Thanks sweaty
SHE'S BEEN DYIN'
AND I'VE BEEN DRINKIN!!!!!
I've always notice this one thing
This ONE one thing
Doremiposter never posts on INTRODUCING monkey threads
Why
told him to fuck off a long time ago, but he does still make posts like the dumb little faggot he is
question that answers itself rly
Why doesn't anyone check dubs in the tardbabble threads?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
because the posts are actually more interesting than the posts numbers lol
Zwarte Piet
Hilarious!
Fart man
u want some ?? :-)
ill post!!1
dond fforget dat beign r*de is a druge
id messes u up ann maeks u hurt the le peoplel u caer abou... ann when id comes tto drugse u shud loleways jus ssay "nno" (quotey mario)
dats nod wut da postse r...
dats nno excuse
ebery1 shud loleways maek shore tto check dublels
dubs! wooh!
Ham Sandwich
Tourniquet
Tamper-proof monky lids
tambourine man hear him jingle jangle
Hearin' those jingles and janglin' it up
spam javelin
cam u imagine... a hole jablelin maed entirelely out ob spam...
IT's ABSURD
Tuberculosis
tuber smearna
Manks Tube of Colosis
TUBA TOOTHPASTE EHEHEH
more like tuna toothpaste amirite
no that is not right by any stretch of the imagination
Imagine the smell.
i wont imagine the smell and i wont imagine the taste. and you can't make me.
The wand of watoomb is real!!!!!!!
Come on, do it.
nope. if i ever come by tuna toothpaste it would be a completely new experience for me since i never have and never will imagine what it must be like.
yes
s'basiclly minty fish innit
Imagine the experience
that's what S H E said :^)
A fuckin' minty fish
GROSS ass minty fresh fish
has it come to this?
No Incubus lyrics in the monkey thread plox
that was not the song i referenced
Thank God
Waiting for Le Pain
gwAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I THINK MONKEY MANS BACK BROS
I THINK HES ACTUALLY BACK BROS
IM WITNESSING HISTORY REPEATING
MAJOR MONKEY MAN VIBES BROS
I THINK WE'RE BACK IN ACTION BROS
you're mom is back in action
jevin?
major MANK your circuits dead
sparkles?? bro that you?
gettin' some sparlem vibrations right about this post??? could it be really you brolax?
isnt that the monkey from the sonic boom cartoon?
What is a "Sonic Boom Cartoon" ???
mongle flaps man??
i really think this is moogle flaps man bros he's finally back!
bro u are a absolute delite bro
No I am the mongle flaps man
saprples sighted in this monkey thread
one of mom's dresses is missing. windsor advisory: 70%.
Garlic Salt call u jessi tanner cuz u rolling w/a full house
gettin some strong to very strong mongle flaps vibes from this post.
I say I'll move the mountains
And I'll move the mountains
If he wants them out of the way
Bumping for corn and corn related posts
mongle flaps
The Mongle Flapper: Weeknights at 9 on the Crescent Network
Flip-flappin' his way into our hearts
I give up
you had a good run
that's what she said
that sounds like a good lyrics bro I'mma look it up l8r bro wow
AAAAHHAHAHAHHDGAHAHFGUAHAHAHAHHWUFOAIURHWAMRAOAOUAOUAOUGHE
>that sounds like a good lyrics bro I'mma look it up l8r bro wow
It's from the game Fallout 3
hello google, how to change for the better?
LUNCHUMP LUNCHUMP LUNCHUMP
Introspection and self-awareness
someone pls chinwag with me pls
could i get a chinwag to monkey thread please thank u
KICK OFF THE MULTICORE WIDENING
i'm afraid not
is there REALLY a solid argument for considering bonobos a separate species from chimps rather than a subspecies?
well i for one am not convinced
Wipe your chin you're dribbling
chin wagging will be difficult in this environment
there are NONCES in the mankposter community
yeah? yeah.... yeah idk. how;s like––––– bro how's dna even make traits bro..... lol..... like wow bro..... if i didnt know better (i dont) id think that dna alone was proof of some unseen "source code" that makes otherwise inert things do incredible supernatural things. ac t g ........ t g a c......... = nose shape ????? = fingrenail width???/ how........
i hacked the source code for chimps long ago, ask me anything
unarius manklings fluttering into the next dimension
You know like some people say it's a simulasion but anyway even if it is, it don't answer nothing because there must be a real world at some level outside the sumalusion, so what's all that about we dont know nothing really eh
when you die you will wake up in the body of an alienoid chimp sitting around a circle of other alienoid chimps passing around a pipe containing a psychedelic substance, and you will be asked 'How was the trip bro'?
some would say, oh, there is world, wher, u being u, on the 29tha july in twenny nineteen, insteada doin your normal thing, start fuckin uhh.. screamin at the toppa your lungs... or jus start fuckin bashin your head against the concrete .. or like a planet of Mr. Eds grazing amongst one another... but i say.... no....... no its not like that at all.... these possibilities are simply not playing out in any capacity... i reject them.....
monkey man :}}}}}} monkey man enjoys to ponder these questions i am thinking maybe u are him if we could get affirmative on that???? big guy?? big fella ????? ol fren ????? buddy ol pal?????? :] thang q
but yea. yea that actually makes MORE sense than what i just SLOPPILY OUTLINED... i ACCEPT THIS before i accept a infinity multi verse of every possibility playing itself out no matter how absurd...
yeah its me bro, we should hang out some time
thatd be nice bro but i think the elite are so unfathomably sick & twisted because they are aware of how to make the afterlife comfortable, and that the average person no matter the faith is not, and so their 'interference-pattern' on this plane and in this time-slot is utterly irrelevant to them, because they know of one true religion that will make their after life journey go smoothly, and so they obey the wishes of those forces. thats what scares me most bro. people that seem most deserving of damnation,, hideous trillionaire kikes,, are in kahootz with the guy behind the curtain or some sh*t. like retirement but on another level. afterlife retirement shit going on i think bro....
afterlife retirement package "in2 infinite midnite" luxe edition
can a negro save a snap chat filter i mean come awn
I think maybe if there is a multiverse thing its not every infintie thing, but only things that might happen ok bear with me like if you throw a coin on the floor it can land here or there but it will never land on the moon so thats not a possible universe, but only variuations where it might actually land or something i dunno lol
The house always wins.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA yea but... those SPIRAL OUTTA CONTROL tho bro. i mean eventually if enough of those little things vary you're talkin a RADICALLY DIFFERENT UNIVERSE... there's a CUMULATIVE EFFECT there that's NOT to be underestimated. i thought maybe, while considering the "MANDELA EFFECT", that like... not only do possibilities SPIRAL OUTWARDS in the FUTURE, but also the PAST.... like we are this NAIL in this fan & possibilities FAN OUT both ways... mandela is consistent w/ ur thing about REASONABLE possibilities... boom mind blone?
now for this post yes this post freaked me out quite a bit the way it is worded and the overall feel of it, like a casino dealer scooping my chips away in one fell swoop foreverially experiencing infinite midnite upon worldly passing. mad creepy reply bro but monkey man advisory so its alrite
but––––––––––bros i think we got monkey man bnack bnros ~fuickimgn loud ass cheering [p[issing uou off covering ear~
IO THJIN L WE GOT MONKREY MMNA BACK BROS
AH*H@ *%*(A *H*A(H* (H*@ H*$H*$ *@*H@$ *HH*$ @%H&T BAH&@ H@ H&A@ H
OMG
I LITERALLY–– I CANT BELIEVE IT BROS
OH MANJ WHEAOUh
Relaxing Trippy MONKEY IN VR #6 - "The Best MONKEY Experience" (360 Video) ACID EYE 360 VR - Psychedelic Deep Dream Fractal Trip 4K - LSD DMT Spicesack Ayahuasca
but what the fuck did you mnean by that tho bro
its like––– the uniferse could still be perfectly just––– even if billions of people on earth went to hell forever–––––– because it is so vast––––– & balances out somehow–––––– but no..... no that cant be.... no not forever......
word in the street? expect to spend 1/4-1/3 of the span of your life burning in the holy fire..... to purify ur soul....
i mean it's BETTER than FOREVER u feel me? idk......
I'm leaning more towars its all the simulation like space is so big its ridiculous I think someone is just increasing the scale everytime we discover more telescopes and shit, it used ot be smaller but then we made rockets and they're lik, woah we better up the scale or they'll find the invisible barriers
you think they EDITED it because WE WE WE got TELESCOPSE & SH*T? after how many trilien year ???? how many quintilien planet ????? erm,,,,, sweatie..........
is........–––––––––––––but ––––––––
but monkey mank............................
is that u bro
did sode come back on home with my mother fucker ass lop sided aids brain????????
pls definitively confirm, it is time.
sit up strait & give us a HELL OF A SENTENCE or two that NO ONE ELSE could muster bro
i kno u got it in u bro pls bro
Yeah I mean they figured we could start to see space so they just made it bigger, imagine you make a little simulation of people on a world and you just make a bit of sapce but then your little people start to make dpaceships and your like woah we better make space bigger so they dont find the edge, its all nonsense space is fucking nonsense big
ooo ooo Oo o O ok ,,, ok i c , i c now,,,,
dude––– ~dap~ hell of a theory dude. HELL of a theory
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
not just big....... nonsense big...........
SNATCH MY FIREWORKS
ok....... monkeys gotta go
honestly? this manks gotta crowak boays
sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge
ok honestly fucking goodbye bro sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge
sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGe
fucking SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGe
sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge
sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGe
uh huh
I will attempt to murder everyone in the room
>it will never land on the moon so thats not a possible universe
what if there's a universe where at the exact second you threw that coin the world blew up and the coin was thrown onto the surface of the moon
Nonchalant dubs but still they need checking
The people in that universe are faggots they dont matter
Dubs confirms
Dubs
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
hey bro am fourth chan nub is there anti masterbation place or just pol
Where are my trips i need them for something
ok
IDLE FRETS
ollfofollfolfollfofoflfofo
LOGOUT LIFE
thunder so loud i can feel the floor shaking
ebil trips
Your fortune: Bad Luck
youtube.com
OOOOHHHNARRROOOEEOOOEEEAHHUUUHHHHHH
dubs checking trips
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
a kewl experience thakn u
vr's the future bro
'nthe future bro?
vr music videos by default bro
idk why it aint blowin up yet bro but thats where its at bro
t. cujtureal influence mastermin d
gotta eagle beak w/ tha ostrich feet
pullin , my , weight , in , gold
Saaage
Filing a motion to officially move the monkey thread to a different board
It doesn't belong here anymore
I'm open to suggestions of which board would be best
/vip/ is out though because lol
how 'bout you move your ass to the hospital so they can inspect they severe pain you are having.
get domed on kid this is the future.
This son of a bitch is right
MOTION DENIED
introducing
i was on a long unexplained hiatus
did you remember to wash your hands?
no I want AIDS
aaaaaaaaiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddddsssssssssssuh
pozzed
l'awl
>666
My favourite trips.
but...
>8027
There have been so many. Yet 8028 is such a small number.
It's a strange spectrum of scale and size and scope and other such words. Nice trips.
Your fortune: Average Luck
you really got upset about that reddit spacing comment huh
reddit spacing isn't real bro.
it's more like html spacing
real or not, accusing someone of using it certainly has a real effect
stop right there
i-i-i mean which manks poppin! hard 2 tell! usually there are distinct editions that separate the moq... i suppose being the greenest and eldest that this one is most appropriate for the time being
i am manktaaaa-niii-uum
For me, the more chubbed a muncher is the higher its status in the pack and consequently the more deserving of our attention and affection
Jumbo munchkin
frankly, i wish the manks would help themselves.
y––––––––yea usually
but there is a planned deviation in place due to abundance of moq
exact opposite strategy
chub the runts keep the troupe beefy
learning a lot about american culture from the new idubs entry
tell me about that
anime was real all along
prove it
sWooCe
Expertly done my friend
Moon Quest
soewartah piet is een neger haha
well enough about me
DUMBFUCK MONKEY
everybody hates monkey first. only natural to hate monkey. open up monkey don't understand what goes on and hate it. healthy reaction is to first hate monkey but also be intrigued.
Holy shitnipples where can i buy this videogames
Someone recommend me some musical juice boxes
will you put the BEEF back in the FUCKIN OVEN
sounds like something a baka would say
hopin this works files.catbox.moe
i dunno man you might be tryin to monkeyshine me
what waitwhat -why would i shine your shoes , me. shining ur shoes? unheard of i would never shine your shoes nope not me i dont even know what shoe shining is 1000% *shines ur shoes*
i saw susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
did you really see that
I envy text to speech for this reason.
Your fortune: Average Luck
That's so fascinating
rather spiffing yes
Spiffing and tiffing, yes
Oh this made it all the way to page 3 already, let's fix that
munks up in the monastery woohoooop
good double
gween??? GWEEN????????????
A* %H*(H*@% %H*(H*(%@ *(H@% H*(A@% H*(A@%H*(A@% H*(A%@H*A*@% *H%H*(*H(A% @H*(A@%*H(A@% H*(A% @
so weird to see this take on it being expressed ... all pride aside i thought we did somethin different ~shrug'n'frown~ i thot we rly took a nuglet of nothing and turned it into a wacky wild world of its own, unpolluted by the larger culture of the board & the site. just, a picture of a fuckin monkey. intro-fuckin-ducin. ....& a lot of it IS by definition "BABBLE", monkey manger baby mane made this the case in a trademark way, in even his early postings. he was ingrained in babble-like tendencies, but conjuring a combination of ideas & images that always had another DIMENSION of str8 up AESTHETIC to me. i see so much POTENTIAL in it. feel fucking COOL reading it. i scroll thru this thread after a long day and its like the thinking mans sunday comixx. on some springboarding in2 infinitefutures sh*t. and i can only assume my BABBLING is adding its own DIMENSION as well for the other patrons. could chalk this up to "schizos vibing on the same freq" but i do not buy it. –––GRANTED it WOULD be hard for me to "BUY IT" if i am "IN IT", like thay say, "if i'm sinking in laughing at something sunken in i am"
but so––– its also weird cuz the H8R is basically expressing what i feel about a lot of the OTHER threads on the board to this DAY. maybe BOTH of us are wrong bro... maybe NONE of it is nonsense bro... and you dont have to be some sort of broken-in-the-brain to appreciate any of it–– only of varying temperament... and life style....... d*mn ....... really uncoverin the deepest seeds of truth here today.......
––––––––––but what even is cringe anymore
We know what we're doing here, who the fuck cares what people think
Gotta get over that crap, and realize other people's opinions are exactly like their assholes
poopy?
poopy and smelly, and brown
yeh..... jus felt like there was a VALUABLE TAKEAWAY there for me personally..... knowing where he is coming from in a sense...
shuffling the damned ape out the door with a well places dage
it's ignorance to some degree so that's why it's not really worth acknowledging
anyway, people that eat with their mouths open should be put in cages and beaten
quads
thx bby
come here h8r & read how we speak of u b*tch
like a nothing, like a ant, like a data set to neutrally observe,
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
this
FUCK this thread full of IDIOTS buncha fucking TARDBABBLE it's all MEANINGLESS just a load of stupid CRAP posted by DUMMIES making SHITTY posts for FREE on an IMAGEBOARD just FART in your LAP for PENANCE whilst TICKLING the gorge of an ANTELOPE sack of RUNNING WATER cold brisk!
is he allowed to say that? i dont think hes allowed to say that
Is this some kinda secret message board for russain spies, if so I'm not involved
thats tha spirit
Is this the dark web
seems like wwe have a influx of new comers welcome bros
gotta make a list of like, ... some really GREAT standalone posts mechd in munhii... and just SPAM them at ppls :] b like BOOM. WAD of history in your ball cort. cannot deny breadth & depth of fsacinating intieresting misteriouse materiels put into MOQ
it's the light brown web
Is this MK Ultra am I being activated
You already were that's why you came to this thread
ne-a yawl got any ANOMALIES in ur life time photo collection ????????? i do bros...... two of em........ reall weird bros.......
ill assemble that monkey man book first
Anomalous photographs???
sorry i haven't seen a family photo album in y(e)a(r)s, and my personal small photo collection is elsewhere so it can't be verified
There's an FBI bounty out for Mr. "Monkey Maker" Man
Page 3? Not on my Rolex
"O Relecxxxxxx ohhhhh oh ermam meller meme chair " fuck YOO OO OO O OO U
shut the fucking FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
What did he mean by this?
mmm what a rub
mmmhyyyEEEP THATS THE RUB youtu.be
thats the oily ol' ointment for me ol' joints
That's the spice
thats the beans for my toast
monkey man just wanna let u know
your monkey meme is shit
introducing is a failed abortion that no one will ever care about inside of s4s
you got that?
lol i missed this one
>HUGH MANN
>HUMAN
BRAVO NOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
the fuck you mean by this b*tch huh the F*CK you mean by this
wanna play roblox
DUBS CHECKED
I wish I had taste-buds...
I get hearing, vision and touch, but not smell or taste. I don't have a sense of balance either. I'm very conscious of my orientation, however, so I adjust consciously.
I don't have a subconscious. I don't need it. I don't breathe, digest, or even blink. All I do is move, see, listen and feel.
I must have a very good mind to be able to keep everything at the forefront. I really do have it all there at once. Memories, abstract thought and the likes are all on my mind at all times. It sometimes makes my head spin.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
fuck niggers
beat u senseless
It would be my first time
hey there manklilah, lala lala lalalalalala
based
I'm sorry but your posts just don't fit in with the aesthetic
mr. hand-stuck-inna-pringlecan lookin ass
mr. knuckles like sofadimples
u speak okf ''oooo oo roledx diment enna famcy chair ooo i get famcy chair" fuck YOO OO O O U
I don't even have a chair, much less a meme chair
dond fforget tto b nice
cave ur head in with that dookiegraphictablet of urs
i aint got no rolex nigga f*ck you
jungle is massive is the poster we don't deserve but the one we need right now
hah
nno.
bullyign won't maek u happye. pls b nice insted ob thinging tryign tto hurt ebery1's da onlely way tto lib ur life
My hands are shaped like this.
Π
It's inconvenient, for sure. I'm not a product of natural selection.
Your fortune: Outlook good
shoo, go away
replacing possible years of studying anatomy, colours and light, landscapes and everything in between to make truly aweinspiring art with turdlet drawings youd make on a napkin mkFUCK u up SCRATCHPAD pukegarbage chunks
AH*A (H* (*HAH* (H*(A H*H*(A H*(*HH@A *(HAH* H*(A H*(AH* H*(A *H(A HH*A actauully fucking love the fucking actual fuckactual outta you bro
bullyign is nod coole ann wont maek u happye
beign nice is a basick part ob libing...
breakin out the broom
studying is boring doremiposter does not do boring things because doremiposter is a fun guy
dats nod somethink u shud b lookign tto b liek
ids nod coole tto b r*de
how many more threads will he kill today? only god knows
put me in a room w/ da old freakazoidus rex in it and ill smash my headup against the wall prison style lest i get molested.. NOT A FUN GUY
fucking cat, get out!
i would just cake him in the face but that works too
... on the other hand... funny dope ass monkeys right back on track boys smile and wave
monkey set to break another record onna momqorom man plan with dental & vision
shoo fag, shoo
Capuchin monkeys are believed to be one of the smartest New World monkey species. They have the ability to use tools, learn new skills and show various signs of self-awareness.
dude...... dudes...... we're comin up on five fuckin years of monkey dudes........ holy shit dudes........ aug30 bros........... just................... wow
Do not engage repeat do not engage subject is activated
baaaaaaaaaaased
"Posting in an epic thread ", as the original monkey was captioned. oh man yeah. yeah fuck. i remember commenting on how prophetic that really was. really kind of amazing. what a BALLER move. he fuckin called it from the get go bros.
who the f@@ck are u posting this shit at me outta all people at random in the deepoidz of a monkey thread who ARE U. ANSWERS
mister pounden-mochi-onna-moon mane ?????
mister bowlbag man? u here bro? u are an instant legend for that one bro
for centuries we've had bowls and bags, but it took until 2019 for prodigy bowlbag man to civilise us and put the bowl in the bag
Le Bagette (a tiny bag)
yesterday, had leftovers of ham'n'mustard sandwich, half eaten. couldn't figure out how to put the dang ol thing in a bag. but, i put the bowl in the bag and it all slipped in place and i kissed my golden locket of mr bowlbag man for the help. thanks bowlbag man
You treasure that locket I don't give that to every mankposter
ids nod hlelthy tto b r*de
ids nod coole tto try ann fit in wid a clique ob peoplel who jus wanna put peoplel dowm. id won't maek u happye or productib jus hurtign eachudder... ids nod nice. id doesnd hlelp u or any1 in ur life
god can this shit chimp just croque already
you got time to make 11 more posts
croak
Mank Threads are intimidating to me because they lead to the harsh realisation that i'm not as good at creative writing as i'd Like to believe. It's quite hard to come up with sumsthing unique when your just an average Joe
Just thought id leave that here
You mentioned hands.
That's all, really.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
harpin in2 deepoidz for sure here
I think its just like flinging poop at a wall and seeing what sticks
i just realized.... there will never be JAQ STORY TIME ever aggain *fist-head-frustration-punch*
|----SUMMON REQUEST---- |
|----------------------------------------|
| jaq plz story time plz plz pr|
| etty plzplz storytime mayb |
|------[YES]---------[NO]----------|
most of the time, yeah
but there is a certain intentionality to it
hes dead jim , just like shit monkey
'Cause even when I dream of jews
The Sweetest Dream would never do
I still miss ya baby
And I don't wanna miss a thang
is it over for le green makako?
truly, this nigga has been sufficiently choked and will soon be croaked
golber mack! an exlcellent edition really held its ownn
Yeah.