Things you saw that no one believes is possible

Things you saw that no one believes is possible

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I saw my penis once

Before you cut it off?

A demon when I was about 6 but idk, I could have been seeing shit it's crazy I still think about this on some days..

One time i ate a hole pizza

Elaborate nibba

Never told anyone before and i know it will probably sound like i’m making this shit up but last time i went back to live at my mom’s, there was a night where i went out front at around 2-3 am to smoke a doobie and at the end of the street i saw a big UFO
by UFO, i mean unknown flying object because it clearly didn’t look like a flying saucer
In fact, it was right in front of one of my brother’s house and about slightly lower than the lamp post that was right next/behind it
The only thing i saw was a huge oval shaped white/yellow “light” just hovering there
Nothing else i could make out of it other than “light”
Didn’t move and didn’t make any sound and i swear, shit was wide and quite big
I kept staring at it and for whatever reason(which in hindsight i regret it) i was too much of a pussy to walk towards it to really see what it was

As soon as i finished my joint, i went inside to text(cellphone was charging) my brother’s friend to tell him to go outside his house in caps lock
He never answered back til 11 am the next morning
Went outside soon after and it was gone

Still wonder wtf it was and no i live far away from the nearest military base and i live in Quebec

One of my brother’s friend’s house***

I believe you. Got another one?

They would have ayy lmao'd you if you were to go to close

In 2017, when i was about to drift to sleep, i once saw a gold orb materialize and drift off into nothingness
Kept me awake fo hours cause i got a huge surge of adrenaline out of this
Moved away a couple of months later and saw the same thing but closer to my face when i was laying on my bed in total darkness
Pretty sure i didn’t hallucinate it and i always wondered wtf it was

I swear I saw ufo shit too. I have a feeling a friend of mine attracts them. He talked to me abou tthem casually, we went to a park and boom I saw one. Then I repeatedly kept seeing some when I looked in the sky. Now this never happens anymore and I moved. I wish My camera would have a better zoom option

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Where do you live?
Was it near a military base?
Describe said UFOs, were they always the same shit or was it different everytime?

No, that's the thing. It was in Berlin.
Also a friend of mine told me he saw the marijuana spirit

Reality is stranger than fiction

Different, but for some reason I knew it is one whenever it happened. Man it's almost 2 years ago now. It was always from a long away distance, but I saw strange lights move, sometimes the shape (of the light) changed etc.

Uh.. you still didn’t describe shit
Also
>he saw the marijuana spirit
Wtf is that even supposed to mean?

Ahh
Go fuck yourself you fucktard
Weird

Dunno user. He told me marijuana is an entity and he talked to her (female). I know he was high as shit, but I remember him telling me weird shit even when he was a kid, when he was like 8.

Saw something jump from a roof to another (the distance must have been like 8 meters). It scared the fuck out of me

I saw porn disappear from Yea Forums

>marijuana is an entity
Wouldn't surprise me if there is such a thing
Ayahuasca is often described to be a female entity by the people who take it.

Fuck off, you’re clearly making that shit up and it’s not funny

I just remember being outside of my house at night in LA and I saw glowing eyes under my uncle's car in the driveway so I go take a look and this figure pops out slowly and did the come here hand signal twice... I was scared but I went a lil closer and by luck my mom came out yelling at me because i was out too late, as she was dragging me in the house I look back and I saw the figure do the damn hand signal u know what I mean? Like fuck he got away hand signal. I remember the figure being brown with what looks like a monkey's tail and demonic wings.. I don't remember the face But I couldn't tell you if it was a lucid dream, an hallucination, or real but imo what I saw was real..

I was on Meth like last month and I own this mini fridge that's reflective as hell, I haven't slept in a day and a half and i was laying down and saw what appears to be a demon in the reflection. IT LOOKED SO REAL but I said to myself im trippin. I leave the room for about 15 mins come back and it was still there.... Staring at me.. And I was thinking it was probably the same figure I seen when I was 6.

I remember in 2007 I was 17 and me and my 2 aunts seen a flying orb go out my window quick asf. We all looked at it at the same time and agreed it was a ghost cuz it totally was. I put all the pieces together in my head and damn near had a heart attack I was trippin cuz i was still seeing that demon shit in the reflection of my mini fridge..

I was told in the 80s my uncle had this Ouija board that he would play with my mom and aunt. My grandma burned it and supposedly she heard screams but I don't know if that's true because my grandma passed away in 1996 which was the same year I saw that demon shit. What crazy is they turned the garage into a room and my aunt passed out in there cuz she seen a really ugly woman in the mirror.. Till this day I think she has a phobia of mirrors because she hates looking at her reflection and she never puts on makeup... She's only 48.

No I'm not. Ever thought about why we see weird shit while high or during dreams but nearly never in rl? It's cuz your eyes are just a tool and limit our vision, they work like a camera. the seeing takes place in the brain.

Don’t listen to the other retard
I tend to believe more your story because everytime i read/hear about people’s experiences with DMT, they always seem to report being transported into a kaleidoscopic fractal realm with beings that look mechanical and colorful
So this is plausible
Weed just fucking ehances your primary senses

I never took something else than marijuana so i can't relate :/. I remember tho that once when i took it I felt like I could tell what other people are abou to say. It was weird

Stop buying laced weed from street niggers
Otherwise i’m calling out your lame ass LARP

Im all breathing hard right now after I read this I think this gave me anxiety lol also it happened in the 80s when my aunt passed out in the garage. Imagine if that's a succubus or some shit me and my aunt seen??

More experiences you got as a child. And be careful bro never let other dominate your main conscious, try to have a strong main conscious and be upright. I know someone who babbled wird alien talk when he was high af and the more he talked the more he liked it. However it seemed to me like he almost was controlled by a... something.