My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
first you get the money then you get the power then you get the bitches
James Myers
but i love loli and bbc threads soooo much
Gavin Peterson
Hey John. Do you walk your bitch on a dog lease.
Luis Campbell
Teach me Master
Chase Gonzalez
if i'm going down the road or out in public yeah. if i'm in the woods or my yard no.
the point is i'm in charge of that fucker either way. i'm not one of these faggots who gets an animal just to be cucked by it and let it fuck up my house and shit everywhere.
Grayson Gutierrez
Old copypasta that is killing a porn thread somewhere else GG
welcome to Yea Forums. are you a trap/fur/bbc/wwyd/fbigfag? if so fuck off.
Julian Morris
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Eli Sullivan
>fat no
>retarded maybe
>no-lifes idk, my weekends are pretty fun
>have any of you gotten pussy IDK, not what I'm after.
>making fun of people because of your own insecurities making fun of people isn't the majority of what happens on this board. it's mostly memes, porn, and shitposting.
>I'm pretty much perfect no one is, if you think you are, then that is a mental condition called narcissistic personality disorder. please seek therapy.
>you are all faggots pretty accurate.
TDLR assumptions make an ass out of U and ME. But mostly you.
