How hard is it to get a korean wife, or jap wife

How hard is it to get a korean wife, or jap wife.

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die, faggot, we dont want your pathetic cock

Easy. I had one 2.5 years after moving to Japan.

How did u meet, gib full story.

How pixelated is your dick?

depends how much money you have. they'll bring their entire family if you're from a rich country, especially if you're well off

Elaborate on entire family, u could fuck theyre mom, sister, cousin just cuz u were loaded? Or u had to pay for the tumors just to get some puss?

user, time to become a tad bit realistic. It's the latter one.

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shave your eyebrows cuck

Back in 2005, I was 30. Bored with my job and prone to wanderlust (I moved every 4-5 years). Figured if I was gonna move again, it might as well be somewhere really far and really different. I figured that might hold off the wanderlust a bit longer next time. So, I chose Japan. Got a job with a English conversation school and moved to Tokyo 'burbs. Had a GF in the states, but dumped her (she knew it was a "have fun, no strings" relationship before we got together, so no hard feelings there).

Within 3 months, just based on being generally friendly and somewhat assertive, I had 3 girlfriends. Well, 2 fuck buddies (one of my students, one a friend of a friend) and a girl with higher standards (a student of another teacher at my school). I figured I should pick one, so I went with the hottest and most wifey material... the "hard to get" one. We dated for a year or so, then it seemed like a good idea to seal the deal, so we got hitched. Not much to tell, really.

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I want proof of this excelent copypasta and if it turns out to be real i want info about how ur doin right now.

Proof. Like what?

how fast can you run?

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How's that. Timestamped even.

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Super inspiring. I'm putting a fuckin electric chair on my wedding invites.

The actual wedding was six months earlier (at the city office). The chapel wedding was later (common procedure in Japan).

Here's the city office.

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awww they dress up in little suits just like we do!

Idk man, we wanna see the wife. Write a big b on her ass and take a pic or st

Damn man, thats lit, share with us how she looks unrobed, no need for face.

this. approach her aggressively while wielding a magic marker.

Were you the flirty and teasing one?
Or with some polite attention, they are eager to be with a westerner?

How is life? Japanese women anydifferent from european or american women apart from looks? How is the sex? Heard a lot of asian girls are kinky.

their vaginas are sideways

That was very lame.

it was a stupid question, it deserved a stupid answer.

Sadly, she's super prudish and me fashioned. She won't have sex with lights on, doesn't take nudes, and if I try to sneak one, she gets all pissy and makes life hell for a few days.

So, sorry, but no nudes. Sad too, cause she's got a rocking bod (if you don't mind small tits).

Kind of flirty and teasy. I'm a pretty funny guy in my native language, and still somewhat in broken Japanese. Most girls here are starved for make attention. You just can't be too forward or they'll freak out.

Life is good. After 12 years of marriage, the sex is more infrequent than I'd like (once a month). And, she's super vanilla. Like really really vanilla. No butt stuff. Begruding lame BJs. There's lots of porn in my life, accordingly.

No, it was not.

*old fashioned

Thank you. Does not sound too bad. All the best for your future.

Pretty easy. Most big city jap girls like western men, as long as you're a stereotype western man. Tall, muscular, blonde and blue or green eyes.

From what i know, if your black or hispanic dont even bother lol. And if you have anything more than 5 1/2', then your basically the massiah

it really was though. it was the stupidest question I've seen all night, perhaps all week, by a wide margin.

Honestly not hard. You make an income right. So you're able to have contact via dinner dates, online and such. Pretty friendly people. Though if you're gonna chase after someone wear something better or the same as the woman you're chasing. No one wants to downgrade.

Hahaha dafuq you’re saying? That’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard! I live in Japan (Kobe) and i see a lot of hispanic and black dudes dating (and even married to) japanese girls.

Move over that tall, muscle, blonde and blue-eyed dude thing hahaha

I’m myself portuguese and have the latin features and yet i get a lot of girls.

You cannot since Asian women treat white people as black

is she high maintenance?

>Asian women treat white people as black
nigger pls gooks are niggers themselves

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Not really. I put a squash on that when we were dating. I was clear that if we got married, she'd have to work and help pay bills. And, that I wasn't going to buy her stupid brand name handbags and shit. If she wants that stuff she can save her own money.

Seems like you have a pretty average marriage.

As far as the vanilla sex is concerned, does she squeak and squeal like the porn japs do?

Also, any issues with the in-laws?

sorry bro.
you are making kids, right?

Nah. Some do (one of the other girls I banged was a damn dolphin), but she's pretty quiet. A few sighs and light moans is all I get. The occasional "kimochee" ("feels good").

The inlaws fucking love me. We hang out a lot, drinking sake and eating good food. Her dad speaks English well and is super cool with me. Hell, we lived with them for like 6 months when we moved back to Tokyo a few years ago.

Nope. I think my swimmers are practically dead from years of daily pot smoking. We have had tons of unprotected sex, but no kids popped out. I think we're getting too old for it now.

You look like one of those senators that gets caught with meth in a gay bathhouse

without getting caught? probably pretty difficult.

I’m also married to a Japanese woman and i’m glad she’s not the average type. She speaks English, she’s pretty open-minded, indepedant, sex with her is good and intense and she doesn’t ask me to pay her expensive things. She has the Japanese mentality for certain things tho but that’s not a huge problem at all. Besides her family is great and i get along with everyone tho nobody speaks English but i’m glad my Japanese is pretty decent.

How long have you been into japan, and how long did it take for you to start fucking japaneese girls?

I’m into Japan since i’m a kid and it kept growing through years. I had my first Japanese gf when i was 17 but it didn’t last long. I then got another one for 6 years, got married but she cheated on me so the marriage didn’t last long. After that i decided to study Japanese in a language school for a year and that’s when i had many occasions to hook up with some Japanese girls. I also had several occasions when i was travelling there (i travelled in Japan like 8 times). I then met my current wife while in Japan, stayed 3 years together and got married. We now live together in Kobe

I’ve always had a thing for asian girls but my very first sexual experience with a Japanese girl was when i got my first Japanese gf at the age of 17

Sex once a month? Seriously? Is this the asn qt3.14 dream y'all niggas chasing?