What is the most disrespectful place you either defecated or urinated in? Stories and did you ever get caught?

What is the most disrespectful place you either defecated or urinated in? Stories and did you ever get caught?

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I pissed on the steps of a church.
I feel it necessary to mention I'm a female so it isnt exactly a swift action to do lol

One time whwn I was like 14 I was walking back from Carl's Jr with my friend and this guy washing his car calls us faggots for no reason so we just were like ok bud... I shit in a huge cup and then pissed in it.I went back and threw it all over his clean car lol good times.good revenge

yeah most homeless tweekers like you do piss where ever...

ANYTIME I go into a single use bathroom, I piss ALL over the walls, on the toilet paper, on the floor, into the trashcan, if it's in the restroom I try to get it in my spray.

Sometimes the mom and pop places have that wicker basket stand with magazines, yup, I soak them.

Idk why I do it. No, not sexual. Because I can. No one can catch me. If someone goes in after me I can just say "Ya man I saw that, isn't that gross. That wasn't me."

There's no way to stop me. There's no way to catch me. Even if you installed a hidden camera, what are you going to do, show people you installed a hidden cam?

Thoughts on this? Lol? Am I the only one?

My family owns a summer house on the lake that we close at the end of each season. One year when I was a kid when we were opening it up for the summer I shit on the neighbors walkway leading to their back deck. The reason was we hadent turned the water on yet for me to use the toilet.

You're a horrible person and if I ever run into you I would kick the shit out of you and use your clothes to clean it

Technically it was my neighbors lawn, but I shat in my shorts wrestling. Ran down my leg when they weren't looking. Gross walking home, but once i cleaned up I laughed for days about it

"if I ever run into you."

See, that's the thing, you never will. There's NO way to know it's me. That's why I do it.

Sometimes, I open up the toilet paper holder and piss on all 6 refill rolls.

When my girlfriend broke up and she wanted her coffeemaker back I took a piss in the water tank and also jacked off innit, then I let it boil trough and gave it back to her.
She and her new guy use the coffeemaker until this day, having no clue.

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