Pineapple on pizza it's literally good wtf is ppls problem??

is that your mating call faggot

only pizza on pineapple like faggots

*fag-got! fag-got!*

>t. Mental illness

It's a meme, one person said it and it started a whole thing.

Eat what you like, you're the one paying for it.

I don't understand why people get triggered by pineapple being on a pizza, but have no issue with veggies being on a hot sandwich. What's the fucking difference?

Some people are fundamentally inferior. Hence, they decided that pineapple sounds "icky" on pizza.

what a bunch of fags

i'll have a grease pizza with a side of grease dipping grease

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Pineapple, bacon, and jalapenos....best pizza there is

Tomato is a fruit you retard

I'm fine with both pineapple pizza and veggie sandwiches. Very open minded. Just make sure it's mustard on a ham sandwich, not mayo.

pineapple and green olives together is great

faggots like pineapple up their pizza

So is a pine apple. What's your point?

Pineapple likes pizza on their faggots

Fruits are retard tomatoes!

You said veggies on a hot sandwich
Which probably translated to tomato on a burger
Which is why i corrected you by saying that tomato isn’t a vegetable

Fuck off, pineapple on pizza gives it a great texture and taste

Retards are vegetable, you tomato

i'll eat it, but i'd never order a pizza with pineapple on it

Green pineapple is great olives!

People are retarded and dont understand that salt and sweet is an amazing combo.
>Salt on my chocolate, never
Pineapple is shit tier fruit tho, try banana

You obviously are a pregnant bitch if you think that banana on pizza would taste any good
Also, who the fuck talks shit about pineapple?
I’ll fuck you up nigger

In other words you missed the point entirely. Nice

Fuck that! Bananas are too squishy and chewy to even be considered to be put on pizza. Banana flavors do NOT mix well with tomatoe sauce and cheese. What kind of faggy unga bunga ding dong puts bananas on pizza?

Pineapples + ham
>kino
Pineapples + anchovies
>Yikes

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't cook right on a pizza anyway. I have no idea what that guy is on about.

Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You've gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
The vegetable will respond to you
-- Frank Zappa, 1967

it's good when you pick off the pineapple. the trace remnants make the ham taste better without ruining the pizza

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Go on, enjoy your subpar fruit.
You both are like a kid or a full grown nigger going "mom i dont wanna try it"
Enjoy the gloryhole aids you pineapple plebians.

what a bunch of niggers. people eat shit and drink piss so pineapple on pizza doesnt sound half as bad

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It was invented by Satan to drag mankind into Hell.

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A chewy squishy banana? What fucking bananas have you eaten? Also liquid evaporates at higher temperature, so the banana isnt as watery as your pineapple.

you just don't put fruit on a pizza.
pineapple and ham go great together and separately just not on a pizza. if i wanted a fruit pie i'd go to a gas station and get a box of fruit pies.

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Coming from a guy who called tobacco his favorite vegetable, i totally believe it
Jokes aside, Frank was a brilliant mind and if it wasn’t for him, music wouldn’t have had the chance to flourish like it did

He must be doing 360s in his grave considering all the faglords being marketed big time nowadays

Blah blah blah subpar blah blah
Fuck off retard
Pineapple is the shit
You’re a retard
Your argument is invalid

Blah blah blah i dont know how a banan tastes blah blah
Just enjoy being a nigger for the rest of your days.

Shut the fuck up, i eat bananas everyday
You’re just fucking brain dead retard if you legit think that it’d make an amazing pizza topping
Go lay in a pizza oven and die

Damn you wild bruh lmao

Bana tastes sweet and t3xture liek cum. U fagits love it

Why not eat pineaple every day if its that good.
No u.

Projecting hard?

gyea nigger i’m wildin’ out

I do too
Matter of fact, i eat them both at once
Well... technically i drink them both at once cause i make this really fucking good smoothie everyday that has shitload of fruits in it

He's probably cumming hard from the thought

tbh it was always weird to me how much the internet seemed to have pineapple on pizza, I mean its not what I order but its not bad, i've had some great Hawaiian pizza.

Burp...

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Anything aside from crust, sauce, cheese and meat is a figure skater’s pizza.

Only if the pineapple was cooked already on the pizza. Some fags think its okay to lay it on after the pizzas been cooked.

>i eat my pizza with fucking banana chips
What kind of bananas have you been eating, foul food deviant?

That looks disgusting

I hated you until this post.
But still, next time you make a pizza, just put like 3 slices in a corner... Maybe some curry on that. If you hate it, then you can think of me as whatever cum guzzling idiot you feel like.

>Its one extreme or the other
I bet you burn the bread until its nothing but coal.

Eating pineapple pizza will make your gf wanna swallow your load...

THANK YOU!

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Fuck me, no wonder you all hate the banana pizza if this is what you base it of.
To thick slices, to many, and no pork anywhere...
This must be a babys first homemade pizza.

Come on fag, it’s all fun and games
I really don’t give a fuck about people enjoying bananas on a pizza
I just personally think that taste-wise, it would taste horrible

Pineapple is overwhelmingly sweet by itself. That’s why it works on a pizza as it sweetness isn’t hidden by the other ingredients on a pizza.

I don’t think bananas have the same level pineapples have.

bread, tomato sauce, cheese, ham, banana and then some curry. Its lit famalam i tell ya what.
Just avoid the end pieces of banana.
I feel you, what else should i do, im to damn lazy to spam yellow and/or porn. Rather sit here defending banana.

A banana doesn't even seem like it'd have the right texture to work.

Oh, of course. You're adding other ingredients, including fucking spice, than just fucking banana. No fucking shit, I bet the banana is the least prominent ingredient in that mix.

That's fucking curry pizza.

Despite what you think the cheese and bread will negate your cum tasting sweet with dairy sourness. Only drink + eat canned pineapples+juice.

I just gave you an example. Or are the pineapple people itt saying we should only do pineapple on the pizza?
>including fucking spice
So I should make it bland then? Are you seriously telling me to make the pizza worse than it can be just cause you like pineapple more?
Jesus dude. enjoy your bread and fruit.

I'm saying it's a false equivalence, more or less. And I will enjoy my bread and fruit, just like you enjoy your bread and curry.

Also, you can add some peanuts.

How about some broken glass?

If you want to I wont stop you.

Great, I'll call it the curry pizza.

Sure, what is your point?
Should i just fight the same battle and do a screws and bolt called pineapple pizza?

>bananas on pizza oh but also curry
>no fucking shit that's a curry pizza
>what do pineapple people just put pineapples on pizza
>yeah no shit adding curry is different
>you can add some peanuts
>what the fuck okay how about some broken glass
What the fuck, peanuts?

i fuck with pineapple pizza

So make a pizza with only bread sauce cheese (or is cheese to much now?) and then some banana.
Do you just live for the one topping only pizza or what?

I'm saying that a banana pizza isn't everything plus curry and apparently peanuts. A banana pizza should be exactly what it sounds like. A pizza where banana is the main topping, not a footnote.

That's like saying a pizza with every commercial topping on it is a pineapple pizza. Technically, that's true. Realistically, not even close. When you say banana pizza, I expect a banana pizza. Not a pizza that you have to add spice to so you can enjoy it. That's fucked up. That's not a banana pizza, that's a curry pizza. And then there are peanuts on it? What the fuck?

Nobody's adding curry to their pineapple pizzas. So yeah, make a pizza with bread, sauce, cheese, banana, and some ham if you want. Then compare the two.

So you just eat pineapple on the pizza with nothing else on it?
Then you have even worse taste than i thought

Eat the pineapple on the pizza with nothing else on it. It's better than eating banana on a pizza with nothing on it. Hell, you put curry on yours.

Curry.

yeah if you're a faggot HEHEHE

Sure, that might be true, but who the fuck rolls one topping on a pizza? Are you just to retarded to know that people like some mixing?
>we have to compare base ingridients vs eachother
So what do you prefer, just eating salt, or eating pepper?

>Are you just to retarded to know that people like some mixing
No, but my whole point is that a pizza with bananas, ham, and then curry can't be called a banana pizza. Nor can it be compared to a pizza with ham and pineapple on it, something that's traditionally known as a pineapple pizza. Ham and pineapple? That is literally what a pineapple pizza is, unambiguously. Ham, pineapple.

Do you know what changes things drastically? Curry. You're putting curry on something. Not salt. Not sugar. Curry. What the fuck, that's a drastic flavor change. You just made a curry pizza. The headliner is curry, and the side act is banana, if at all. Ham and pineapple is nowhere near equal to that.

If you want to compare pizzas, you sure as shit can't just start adding all kinds of ingredients, and call said pizza the namesake of an ingredient that is undoubtedly overpowered by something like curry. What the shit, no. It's banana and ham versus pineapple and ham, or nothing. Otherwise, you may as well say that a curry pizza is better than pineapple pizza, in which case you have an even weaker justification for comparing the two.

Because it's fucking curry.

Legally in the U.S., tomato is a vegetable.

So you are just autisticaly stuck on one detail that want even relevant to the start of the conversation?
So take away the fucking curry for the experiment and stop crying ffs.
Im sorry i call it a banana pizza instead of writing a pizza with banana on it.
Also your pineapple pizza is just a ham pizza, so you are not even adhering to your own rules.
>curry isnt the same as ham
No but it has different tastes that changes a pizza drastically when entering the mix.
Jesus you fucking assburger.
Just compare the fucking ham and fruit vs the other, I only added ingridients to make your kid ass acctually try it cause you fucking havent.
I gave you a small recipie and you just went with one detail over and over cause you are AUTISTIC.
if only you were the most retrarded guy ive spoken to today on Yea Forums...

You're close to trying to compare a Mercedes to an actual orange when you start out by saying your curry pizza is better than a pineapple pizza. That's real fucking relevant to the start of the conversation, because you said banana pizza. But then out of fucking nowhere, it's curry.

>your pineapple pizza is just a ham pizza
>so you are not even adhering to your own rules
No, it is genuinely a pineapple pizza. Pineapple, ham. If that is a ham pizza, following that logic, so is your curry pizza without the curry. I don't believe that. I'd call that a banana pizza. Why? Because it's banana and ham.

>No but it has different tastes that changes a pizza drastically when entering the mix
Speaking with respect to the culinary aspect alone, you're trying to compare a chunk of meat to a spice that can change the entire taste of a dish. Ham =/= curry, not even once. You're an insane person for trying to imply that. That's like saying an entire bowl of ground pepper is the same as a pinch of sugar. Fuck no, not unless you have no taste buds.

>Just compare the fucking ham and fruit vs the other
That's what I'm asking for. I'm making a fuss over the curry because that is exactly what you said came with the pizza. Banana, ham... oh, also curry. Oh, add peanuts if you like. The fuck?
>I gave you a small recipie and you just went with one detail over and over cause you are AUTISTIC
Your words: bread, tomato sauce, cheese, ham, banana and then some curry. You call that a banana pizza? May as well put some broken glass on it. When I eat that, I'm sure I'll think banana and not broken glass.

It's not that autistic to point out how fucking insane that is.

fuck that shit but bump

>You're close to trying to compare a Mercedes to an actual orange when you start out by saying your curry pizza is better than a pineapple pizza
I never compare a pizza with curry to a pineapple pizza, i just wrote toppings that make a great pizza.
>That's real fucking relevant to the start of the conversation, because you said banana pizza
But its not the start, its like 10 post in for me.
>But then out of fucking nowhere, it's curry.
You forced this fucking issue
>No, it is genuinely a pineapple pizza. Pineapple, ham. If that is a ham pizza, following that logic, so is your curry pizza without the curry. I don't believe that. I'd call that a banana pizza. Why? Because it's banana and ham.
This is just a strawman arguments about fucking pizza toppings.
>Speaking with respect to the culinary aspect alone, you're trying to compare a chunk of meat to a spice that can change the entire taste of a dish.
Just read the above
>Ham =/= curry, not even once. You're an insane person for trying to imply that. That's like saying an entire bowl of ground pepper is the same as a pinch of sugar. Fuck no, not unless you have no taste buds.
Same here, just read above.
>That's what I'm asking for. I'm making a fuss over the curry because that is exactly what you said came with the pizza. Banana, ham... oh, also curry. Oh, add peanuts if you like. The fuck?
Its you who compare the full fucking curry peanut and so on pizza to yours, not me. Its still just a list of toppings to get your baby palet to taste banan on a pizza.
>Your words: bread, tomato sauce, cheese, ham, banana and then some curry. You call that a banana pizza? May as well put some broken glass on it. When I eat that, I'm sure I'll think banana and not broken glass.
I hope you eat glass.
>It's not that autistic to point out how fucking insane that is.
Maybe you need to learn to read again then autisti boy

yellow bump

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It's a fruit. Imagine an apple slice or strawberry slices on a cheese pizza. It's a clash of flavors. imagine pasta with watermelon.

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>I never compare a pizza with curry to a pineapple pizza
>You both are like a kid or a full grown nigger going "mom i dont wanna try it"

>But its not the start
It's the start of where you prattled off a list of ingredients for a banana pizza. Which you're saying you should've wrote differently... which wouldn't have mattered, as a pizza with bananas on it would unambiguously be a banana pizza.
>You forced this fucking issue
Yeah, because that's just fucked. You called a pizza with fucking curry on it, a banana pizza. Curry! If I spill nutmeg all over your pizza, does it still taste like anything but nutmeg? What the fuck? You don't think even a pinch of nutmeg will change the flavor dynamics? Because you seem to want to say that curry doesn't radically alter them. It's fucking curry, what the fuck.

>This is just a strawman arguments about fucking pizza toppings
I don't think you know what a strawman is. If you do, break down that and show that it's a strawman. You told me what the pizza would be. If anything... you made a strawman out of me by saying that I'd made rules in such a way.

>Its still just a list of toppings to get your baby palet to taste banan on a pizza
But I won't even taste the fucking banana at that point!
>I hope you eat glass
I still won't!

Why does the current generation abuse the shit out of "literally"? Expand your miniscule vocabulary, you fuck.

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I mean, fuck me, your line of thinking implies you think a normal human being would actively seek out a mix of curry, bananas, and peanuts in the same instance.

Why not toothpaste and orange juice? Or bile and bubblegum?