How would you torture/kill your worst enemy?

How would you torture/kill your worst enemy?

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Force him to browse Yea Forums until the end of time

paper cuts on the flesh in middle of the fingers and toes.

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jesus dude, don't you think that's going too far? get help you fucken psycho

Yeah, and then throw the nigger into a salt shed naked

>shove sparkler into dickhole
>let burn down
>repeat until bored

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By living a great life

Make him listen to Billie Eilish.

think I would force him to file his own teeth down to the gums while pointing a gun at his family and then after he did it, I'd drown him in a big bucket of vinegar

Give them taste buds in their anus

force them to read the bible until they convert

I would just let him see what impact he had had on others, without hurting him or even saying anything, and then let him wallow in self-pity.

>puncture ear drums = no hear
>pour boiling water into eyes = no see
>cut out tongue = no taste
>fuse nostrils closed = no smell
>strap into coffin and hang upright while hooked up to catheter and shitting tube
>bury underground
>fed water/food through IV
>keep there for eternity alive and trapped in their own mind

Pretend to give him something good

Suck him off, let him fuck my asshole, etc. Keep doing this over and over with zero refractory period. For the first 3-5 orgasms he'll think it's not so bad, or maybe it's not even punishment.

By orgasm 10 he'll suddenly think "uh oh"


By orgasm 20 his dick will be hurting bad and he'll start experiencing extreme fatigue

Keep doing this until he is on the verge of death, and in excruciating pain in his dick and balls from having no breaks.

If he waivers or cant get it up, force feed large amounts of viagra and keep going

When he's on the verge of death I'll bring my hot girlfriend out, naked, and have her hover over him with her pussy, get him hard one last time

Then when I can tell his eyes are saying "ok, let me go... but at least I get to fuck a pussy before I die one last time" I will push her aside and slam my asshole down onto his cock for the final blow, look him in the eyes - "Haha you fucked a guy, faggot"

Throw acid in their face then let them live out the rest of their lives as a melty-faced freak. The muslims got that one right.

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>extreme fatigue after 20 orgasms
>mfw
I bet you any amount of money your asshole will get tired long before my dick does.

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Make them read this thread. They'll be begging for death.

I have crohns disease

You have underestimated the amount of torture my asshole has been through. 100 dicks would be nothing.

Force them to play vidya with a refurbished 3rd party controller

Dry anal when they lose

It's common science. Layers of your inner ass would melt away YEARS before my dick even began to chafe. It's more fathomable that you would OD from the salt lethal dosage from my loads of cum before you killed a guy with your ass.

trips.

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it depends on why i hate them, but probably i'd break them and make them my slave and then make them serve me while mocking their failure the rest of their life

cut off their cock and balls then seal the wound
they can only ever get off by getting fucked like a girl now

drown him in piss