Found a newly born fawn today in my backyard. I moved towards it and it crawled into a bush and I left it alone. The mother hasn’t come back to get him/her all day and I’m starting to worry. We have raccoons and foxes where I live, do they pose a threat? I’m tempted to give it shelter and food and whatnot but if I do the mother may never come. What should I do?
>pic semi related, a fawn but not the one that I found
You should leave it the fuck alone, retard.
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Foxes will if they are hungry but racoons, not as much. If you have foxes, you likely have coyotes (or something equivalent) and they will post a threat. Dogs will too.
Bring the little guy inside and help him look for his mom tomorrow. It's possible something bad happens tonight
Kill yourself
What the other user said is right tho... You should have left it well alone. The doe isn't going to be able to find it easily now that you moved it and it's scent has been confounded with yours so there's that.
If all else fails, you can raise it on your own. Livestock supply stores should have a powdered milk that can used with a bottle to nurse it.
Smash it's little head with a hammer and butcher it up. Free meat.
Fuck off assclown
Ass off, fuckclown.
Clownoff fuckass.
Keep it as a pet, is what i would doe
The mother may be waiting til the coast is clear to get the baby, stay clear out the area for a while for best natural results.
Or pull out an AWP and try to get a doublekill when theyre lined up
Keep your pet before it gets too old, then eat it.
Or throw it in the wild , check the law.
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This.
You must be joy to your parents.
this, get dat dere sweet tender deer veal
delightful
stick a firecracker in its ass kek do it normie fag.
There really isn't much you can do but kill it and eat it. Baby meat. Baby pigs taste great.
Yeah find the mom deer give it back.
All life except niggers deserves a chance
OP THIS SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THAT FRENCH PLAY FAWN DE LAN. You're basically the Vietnamese lady in it.
I wonder what sodomizing a young deer would be like....
Ide fuck that deer till it died from shock
sharpie in pooper
The mother _will_ come back to the bambi eventually.
DO NOTHING This is normal. Deer leave their fawns alone all the time. They often leave them sleeping in my yard for the afternoon.
[underrated chuckle]
Quick, go stomp it before it grows!
>The doe isn't going to be able to find it easily now that you moved it and it's scent has been confounded with yours so there's that.
that is complete bullshit. kys faggot
If its a girl have sex with it and post pictures, if its a boy do the same thing
pour gas on it OP it needs warmth
actual pics or you're a lying newfag nigger.
trips of truth
you ever see fawn de lan?
give it shelter for the night then release it in the morning, keep an eye for his mom if she doesnt show then take care of him, deers are bros and grow up fast
Its probably having trouble removing its heavy baby fur, try shaving its legs to help it stand up and walk better.
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oh deer
call animal control or a vetrenarian they'll know what to do
Do you have a smoker? Venison is delicious
OP here, Fawn started convulsing.
>pic related
>Raccoons and Foxes.
You are its biggest threat OP.
Cougar, Coyote and Bear distant 2nd3rd4th.
Shut off your back yard lights, close your curtains so Mama can feel safe returning.
Leave nature alone it does not need your assistance.