Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread
Confess Degenerates

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i'm a chubby boy (pik related)

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yellow is my favorite color.

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

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I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

I jacked off to a picture of Bernie sanders.

i know who killed my best friend but dont care enough to tell the police and am too much of a cuck to handle it myself

I had an affair with my neighbor.

She lived with two other girls in college...

She started coming over when my wife was gone just to flirt.

Eventually it became very obvious what she wanted.

So I spent a summer cumming inside her...and buying lots of plan b.

The kicker is, she had a HOT boyfriend and I never knew her obsession with me. When I got her pregnant she blamed him and made him take her to pp.

I’m 40 and she’s 23.

post pics

I have 2 best friends who are in a relationship for more than a year now. I do little things to make them question their relationship and I actively try to make the guy's life harder in subtle ways.

It's sadistic, but I enjoy it. I've yet to find a real good way to mess with them, it's only been little things so far

I'm celibate because I'm a far right Catholic. If you hear what muslims believe that's what I believe.

I was raped by my uncle and it was the best orgasm of my life

I am OP

I film my coworkers in the bathroom

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I keep having urged to become a tranny cam whore it gets me so horny thinking about being a little whore

I used to fuck a tranny , one day the tranny fucked me and i like being the bottom bitch.

I’m locked in a chastity cage and my wife holds the key. AMA

I let my neighbor fuck me when i was 13

I get off at other people's misfortune.

Jeez your fuckin terrible. For karmas sake I hope he haunts your ass, this is a crime that must be punished. Go to the cops

I woke up to my dog fucking me when i was 15

When OP realizes he was paying her 50 bucks a nut and she never bought plan b

Quit being a fucking pussy and handle it or go to the cops.

I've been masturbating while wearing lingerie for years now and have been thinking about getting fucked for real

:joy:

more?

Watched footage of my parents making pov porn, secretly very often growing up late teens/early college years.

My step dad gets drunk, beats me, makes me put on my mom's panties and fucks me daily and i love it

I've spent my entire adult life building up blackmail material of everybody I come in contact with even tangentially. hours per day for 15 years, hundreds of people. thousands if you include some who just got caught up in it.

I'm never going to use any.

Sometimes when I drink cranberry juice I let it sit on my tongue just to torment my sense of taste.

what's the juiciest you have?

incest, fraud/embezzlement, confessions of past crimes that would land someone in jail for decades.

neat, nothing about bestiality?

i make yellow threads

-I found and made digital copies of my Mother and father in law’s sex tapes along with found USB Drives and Hardware drives with hundreds of nudes.
-Unfortunately no sex tapes on the drives just nudes from vacations and what not.
-Did discover my MIL was having an affair from the HDs, long story short she’s the Perfect Milf. Fit, fake tits, cute butt. I’ve fapped to here bikini pictures for years. Anyway confronted her when we were alone. First she denied it, then I showed her evidence, she cried begged me to keep her secret, said I couldn’t, she blurted out she’ll fuck me to, Told her that’s not what this is about then she took her top off and showed me her perfect tits and said keep quiet please I’ll fuck you another time.
-A month later we ended up alone and she reluctantly fucked me I told her this isn’t a one time thing and left
-We still fuck, I’ll grab her tits, rub her pussy through her clothes quickly while passing. Haven’t told a sole about it because GOD DAMN that pussy good

some, yeah. pictures and video included for a couple.

nice

My brother was the only one who could make me squirt

I once stuck a 5 inch dildo in my vagina as I was climaxing and pushed it in too far. The dildo got lost in there. I was digging for it for at least 30 min and each min that went by got me more worried. It was starting to hurt my vagina walls while I was doing the claw machine in there. The grip wasnt great as I was able to grasp the tip of it while it was semi lubricated and the awkwardness of my position. I asked my roommate for help and she started laughing. She told me to go to the ER and I said no. I was embarrassed to show her my vagina and at first I got a towel wrapped around it like im giving birth. My roomie complained that it was hard and she couldnt see so I reluctantly pulled the towel off. She told me that I had nice labias and I was blushing but I just told her to get it out. I think she was doing it on purpose by digging her fingers in my pussy. After 5 min she got me moist from the unintended fingering and sge stated that it would create less suction if I was wet to help pull it out. 15 min later she finally got it out. I told her to swear to never tell a soul and she did. After that she took the dildo and licked it up and down. She told me I tasted good. I jokingly told her to give me back my dildo and go away. Long story short, I ended up not going to the ER and my roomie fingered me to help get my lost dildo from my vagina. Protip dont lise your dildo in your vagina from maximum climax or else you wont be able to take it out.

I post edited pics in random threads of someone in this pic

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those are nice

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What did you do?

Green text?

M/f?

Was a child prostitute and fucking loved it.

When i was a kid a neighbor girl told me to get on my hands and knees while she was walking her dog. It mounted and started humping me. Could bearly stand up. Ive had a bestiality fetish ever since.

What happened next?

Good story

Also femanon here. Used to masturbate with a barby doll leg that i popped off. Pushed it too far in. Couldnt get it out and figured gravity would do the trick so i left it in there. Id guess 3h later while walking around the house it moved low enough for me to grab.

But why?

we /yellow/ now

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My friend had sex with my sister and tried to keep it a secret in case I got upset.
But the truth is I have no reason to be mad considering I had a threesome with his parents, which I'm almost certain he doesn't know about.

thats fucked up. were you trying to get her pregnant?

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that's a really cute story.

Well i mean a few stories but i dont wanna type them out on my phone. Im female btw. Told my sister about it. We both did stuff with our dog.

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Ty

>femanon
>fem

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i had a wank once

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My female cousin raped me when I was 8

I got a handjob from a Japanese massage girl last Saturday. My wife knows I got a massage, but she doesn't know it came with a happy ending.

dude, thats illegal.

I don't know. finding something new on somebody is such a rush. I've always loved having that power over people even if I never end up using it.

Greentext it, fag. I had basically no childhood sexual experiences, and I'm jealous of people who did.

I fucked my friends wife for a year while I lived with them. When he was at work. Sometimes we would fuck while he was in the shower. I always hit it raw. I moved out when she got pregnant. We're still friends and he found out.

I just bough a dildo and mouth fleshlight.
For some odd reason I've been obsessed with wanting to fuck my prostate until I cum. I'm not gay though; just no attracted to men. I ordered it from Amazon so you know, I hope my family doesn't see that fuckin' dildo. When I get the chance and time, my prostate is gonna quake!

I fear I have a sexual addiction but it keeps me from drinking myself to death.

My brother raped me when i was 14 and he was 15. I was legally emancipated when i become 16 and now five years later, my family wants to talk to me again.

I am OP's father

what does your addiction make you do?

I coerced my wife into a threesome so i could fuck my best friends wife. She didnt want to do it but i told her since she gave me permission (reluctantly so) she cant be mad at me about it.

My college aged son is a closeted homosexual. For several years I've been logging into his email account and have seen his dirty talking exchanges with other men, dick/ass pic swaps, and clear evidence that he's met some of these man and had sex with him.

He has had two different girlfriends during the time I've been reading his email and I'm certain that neither has any idea that he's doing this.

i fucked a girl i was babysitting

I post on Yea Forums.

I did the same thing, but with my best friend. Of course, my wife left when she was feeling bored watching us, and we didn't realize until much later that the wives had gotten together themselves.

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I play online video games naked, the other players have no idea that they are being owned by a naked man

when i asked my ex if she wanted to have sex and she said no, i raped her

I let him finish, it felt good

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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m soon to be f

>Be me 13
>Neighbor keeps saying how pretty i look
>He watches me when im playing on the slip n slide
>I like how he watches me
>He gives me more attention than my parents
>He gives me a hug
>Starts touching my nipples through the bathing suit
>My nipples get stiff
>I start feeling funny
>First time feeling this way
>He invites me to his garage
>He pins me down on his work bench
>Start feeling more excited
>He starts kissing me, i like how it feels
>He starts having his way with me, it hurts at first
>After a couple of minutes i start feeling good
>He finishes on my face and makes me lick it

Like... how did it happen? Story?

Oh fuck, I wish a teen girl would let me take her virginity like that.

are we sure this is a girl

Lmao no. “I feel funny” isnt what a girl would think.

>Starts touching my nipples through the bathing suit

Reading comprehension.

Greentext fag?? greentext??

>actually thinks a girl posted this and not a LARP fag

Im a fucking sex addict who is about to relapse i think. After being celibate for a couple years to help get my mind straight i accidentally hooked up with some asian chick and now sex is all i can think about again.

But now that craigslist doesn't have the personals section anymore i cant remember what my old contacts were for fuckin. So no more craigslist orgies for me i guess. Dont really know any people out here in la so i think ill be fine. I dont think im that attractive and i dont have that much self confidence so tinders a no go for me. But god damn my dick is now something im more aware of again and i think my sensitivity is increasing again.

God i wanna fuckin cum. Fuckin hell.

I really want to find a partner to who is a bi switch. I want to tell him to go out and get fucked for me. I want to have him bring cute guys and girls for me to play with. I like the idea that fooling around with other people turns them on.

>Greentext it, fag. I had basically no childhood sexual experiences, and I'm jealous of people who did.
The world is so strange.

I have an unusual fetish for a cartoon character. Old show called King of The Hill. It was on Fox after the Simpsons, before Family Guy. Anyway, the main character had this niece, a really hot blonde named Luann, and she wore hot pants and a tank top and I jacked it to her even though she was animated.

You're calling him a fag, but you're the one demanding details on a child molestation.

See and I'm super embarrassed by all the weird shit I did as a horny kid.

I think this whole "society" thing was a real mistake
Humans should just take the noble way out and do a global mass suicide. We're not helping anything by being around. Let's all just drift off into the void together. And leave this precious planet alone.

You first

And what is it that makes this planet so precious?

I lost my virginity at 15 to a 28 year old woman and I am a man.

Yes but the sheer mass of rotting corpses might make it difficult for other organisms to thrive. It would corrupt water supplies. All sorts of shit.
that as far as we know no other planet is capable of sustaining life in the way ours does. I think you mean I was raped as a child...

But you've just called for a mass suicide. So is life itself a good thing or not?

>...
no ur statement is simply wrong, a 15yr male doesnt get raped by a 28yr woman without drugs

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I was 11 when i was raped by two mid to late 20 year olds. Sho it can happen. Especially if you're weaker than the women.

>I was 11
That's a child's age

One time I was scared to get up in the middle of the night, so I actually pooped in the bed, even though I was awake. I had the top bunk, but it didn't leak through down to my brother. Still, it made a stain that never came out, onto the mattress itself, even after I had washed the sheets. I never told anyone.

I committed the whitechapel crimes in '88

Ew wtf don’t tell us either

Pics or it didnt happen

No place to be squeamish. This is a secrets thread.

Your a sick fuck.

sorry you are going though this. you are futher along than me. stay strong.

type out a summary then

>I committed the whitechapel crimes in '88

>Your a sick fuck.

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I'm an alcoholic, a cocaine addict, a shopaholic, and a sex addict. I have problems with weed and anger management. I do too many prescription drugs. I don't know where my life is heading, but I do know if I don't turn things around, it's an early grave.

You should start using needles. Its pretty fun and you waste less drugs. Hellva rush too.

It's more expensive and dangerous though, isn't it?

Fem or male? Greentext

This just sounds like undiagnosed bipolar disorder

Female but its a sad story if thats okay?

im addicted to bbc porn

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Go on

In all seriousness you should get some some help. I was in your situation with the drugs a couple years ago, I manged to get help and now im 18 months clean.

Damn, you must be me. I took a short vacation so I could do drugs without anyone bothering me

I have a female friend who fucked pretty much all of my buddies but rejects to do the same with me cause she sees me solely as a friend. Tried everything but she's not changing her mind. But ever since she found out how much I want her she keeps teasing me for it. Once she called my friend over at my place to fuck her while I was made to listen to all of it.

i steal my fat pig older sisters dirty thongs and jerk off while sniffing them i've even eaten her shit
out of the toilet i expose her on kik and b

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I went out at 4 in the morning trying to kill a rapist named lil sexy after he was on the news, he doesn't like deathgrowl rapping during coitus

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>be me. 13.
>small. Chest developed faster than my height.
>brother starts noticing me.
>some days i’d notice things out of place in my room
>one day my lotion was gone
>404 not found
>walking up the stairs one day and i see it under my brothers bed
>i didnt know what masturbation was. Strict christian household
>complain to my dad.
>dad tells brother to give it back
>one day a week later i was showering
>happen to look at floor
>there was an ipod touch camera at the bottom of the door
>freak out
>dad comes in the bathroom
>tells me I’m going crazy. Nothing was there.
>believe him.
>have a radio in my room to listen to music at night
>my brother starts to come in the room and change the station
>tell him to fuck off. Its my radio
>one night i fell asleep with my sophies shorts on
>felt a light fingertip trace the edge of the shorts
>start to hyperventilate. Im scared
>tell my dad
>”youre lying. Youre just like your mother”
1/2

there's this cute chick at my work who started bringing in her own organic creamer for coffee. made a big deal about other people never using it. Everyt ime I work late I jerk a fresh load in to the creamer

HOLY FUCK LMAO

i like where this is going

continue

I don't know how to get into the position of sex in life
How in the fuck do I get into that position without rape cause that definitely isn't an option

I act gay though
Or maybe I am
Idk man
I know that shit is wrong you know?
But at the same time I'd like to fuck a trap good
I've only fucked a dude before
No female
Even though a big tit big ass bitch wanted my dick though

Every woman looks ugly though
I know I'm no prize myself but every woman, even the ones that look good, just are so fucking ugly
I can see through the ridiculousness of make up
Hiding imperfections in plain sight
I speak, stand, act, think, feel, everything like a woman but I'm not
I do put on panties sometimes
I sometimes think of trapping

I'm horny right now thinking about trapping
I probably would pass but I'd never be a woman and the world would know it as well
They would be able to tell immediately man

Describes it like nobody has ever heard of King of the Hill.

Tits and timestamp
No larpneckbeards

Whenever I'm home alone or everyone is asleep I like to turn on the webcam and Jack off in front of strangers

Well it's a show that hasn't been on TV for ten years and it's not like it was as popular as The Simpsons, so I wasn't sure if you would.

Fingered my passed out cousin and cummed in her face

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Eh
As long as you're not talking to a cardboard cut out professing your "love" for Luann and proposing to that shit you're good

It's eh tier
Not something to worry about
Just don't say shit about it and you're ALL good

You don't believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ as a catholic?

And you believe that Mohammed was the last prophet sent by God?

I’ll be leaving home and state in 3 weeks. I’ve been planning this for months. No one knows and I don’t plan on telling anyone. I have to get as far away as possible.

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my gf had sex with my boss to get me a raise

Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?

I want to kill nigger chasing white women, because they'll be dead anyway after getting pregnant with a black man, would make me feel great.

Greentext?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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>high school starts
>turning 14 very soon
>my brother has been coming into my room for about six months now
>now when he does, my pussy actually gets wet
>hate myself for this
>still telling myself its just a nightmare. Not real.
>my panties return to me crusty with cum in them. I dont fully comprehend this until later in life
>lotions and perfumes are missing/ miss placed constantly
>feel like I’m being recorded all the time
>one night during the first week of school, it happens
>i felt him trace the top part of my shorts.
>no longer crying or freaking out
>broken.
>i could hear him masturbating to me
>he started to pull down my shorts (its august. It was hot)
>i roll over in an effort to dissuade him
>he yanked them down
>start to cry
>he got on my bed
>he rubbed his cock on me
>im sobbing.
>”please stop”
>he doesnt care. Puts his hand over my mouth
>shut up. No one will believe you anyways
>he felt how wet i was
>i rolled over to my belly in an effort to hinder him.
>he rubbed himself on the outside of my pussy
>put one finger in. Tasted me.
>slid himself in me
>i’m trying to crawl away it hurt so much
>he grabbed my two arms and held me down.
>pronebone
>i’m sobbing. My dad is downstairs he cant hear me
>my brother pulls out and finishes in only a few, but long and torturous minutes.
>finishes on the shorts he yanked down
>im left crying
>i dont tell my dad
>continued until i was 16.
>never fought back after a few times
>tried to kill myself multiple times
>cut myself multiple times
>have misogynistic fetishes
>addicted to sex
2/2

I go on Yea Forums and fap

Shouldn't be a secret, user. Don't get be wrong, you shouldn't boast about it (see Matthew 6: 2-4), but it's nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm celibate for the same reason, and it's nice to hear about others out there.

me too!

Doublelist, mate. Godspeed.

persona 3
when my son was born i put him in the toilet and took a shit on him

I'm really bad at writing those. can write down what happened as plain text

I'm obsessed with exposing my wife. I've been posting her nudes for years and keep going further. I even shared her name and encouraged anons to dox her.

Me. Leaving. 3 weeks. West Virginia. Terribly abusive parents. Car.

I’ll be staying at my gf’s place there, we’re serious so hopefully it’ll work out.

serious question, why are girls who were molested by family the freakiest girls my cock has been inside

you fucking liar, that's a hot story not a sad story.

Lmao i have no idea. I feel like sex is the only way i truly feel like myself. Its the only time i like being me. I like having a simulated situation where i finally have control over what’s happening to me.

Sure
Quick question
How do you get her to do that for you?

Let my dog dominate my butt since i was 8.

Are you molested femanon? From up there

Underrated

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so i know what happened at tiananmen square

I was by my brother and two guys from middle school. Easy target i guess/:

im so happy when i find a broken fucked up girl because their brothers or dad or uncles raped them early in life, bend them to my crazed sex fetishes. I thank your brother for making you a dumb whore.

she met him at an office party and she loved how he looks. she actually wanted to fuck him and it was obvious. I asked her about it and she did confess. after that I thought of the plan for her to fuck him and demand a raise for me

Doing the lords work. I’ll thank him next time i see him for ya

Tits with timestamp

The fuck you hanging with her for then cunt? If she got a sister or mom hit them up.

Two guys?
You loved it didn't you?

went out to a strip club in Texas a couple months after my wife found out i was cheating on her, i chose the best looking girl and paid her for her company and multiple private dances. towards the time they closed i took her back again and this time asked if she wanted more money to fuck, she did and it cost me $200 but i fucked her senseless for an hour. my wife doesnt know

Didnt at the time but now i dress up as rapebait when i go out in hopes of it happening again.

The two guys held me down on the bus one day and tried to get between my legs. I fought back but I was 11 at the time and they were high schoolers. They only felt up my chest. This only happened for a week before someone stopped it. I was too afraid of them to hit them. They threatened to beat me up.

sounds hella familiar to something i did back in 9th grade, forcefully fingered this 6th grader on the back of the bus.

I think that most people are just being manipulated by popular opinion and are not longer able to think for themselves. Especially here, because we are all just looking for that fucking non-existent popularity among anons.
I don't fucking understand people anymore and I can't talk to anyone about it.
Internet did nothing but bring people closer so people can judge each other using their own point of view.
Political correctness is nice, but what's popular these days is just prejudice.
I get really nauseous thinking about it and I just want to die.
But we have very poor mental health system here so I can't even get help.
I hate myself.
And I pretend to be fully functional person outside, doing my best knowing it's not enough for anyone.
I fucking hate myself.

My girlfriend stopped having sex with me because Georgia just turned into a Hand Maid's Tale. I've been frustrated and started jacking off into her shoe.

Lmao what state?

to many normie faggots to understand I guess. this board is shit lmao. social media has wiped the herd clean, so they feel oh so good living in a diverse colony, retards. social media will end this planet. if you fags had to fend for your own youd be dead

>be me, 13
>parents divorce, live with mom
>mom always gone, always at work
>she turns to alcohol after divorce
>see her maybe once a week
>she worked 3 jobs, drinking and partying when not at work
>one of her jobs is a bartender, she used to put all of her tips in a patron bottle
>i always steal money from the bottle
>over the course of 3 years i steal what mustve been a couple grand from her bottle
>buy stupid shit with it, mcdonalds, games, whatever
>no regrets, bad relationship with mom

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You slut
You probably love feeling that dirty when you're walking outside
What do you think about when you're walking?

>have misogynistic fetishes
felt sympathy until this part

Had a similar situation with an ex, but sadly never went through with it. I believe I could use the raise and I'd love to watch the little slut go at it. How was it for you?

My girlfriend has been turning me down for sex and oral (me giving her anything), I think its the 6th or 7th day. I'm close to either rape or cheating

had sex with my cousin(f), when i was 13, she was 12

Dont need sympathy(:

Tell her you're going to rape her if she doesn't put out
Eh fuck it
Tell her you've been cheating on her and that's why you act like you want to fuck

I was a hardcore fentanyl and heroin addict for 2 years whilst living at home and going to college but no one ever found out. I managed to get clean on my own and now have almost a year sober from opiates and still nobody knows and I plan to keep it that way.

Still jerk off to fb pics of my ex from 4 years ago

What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded?

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I'm not a player I just fuck a lot

it was amazing. seeing her being so happy, it was a really nice experience. the only thing that bothered me a bit is that she said he fucks a lot better than me

I think about how many older men are looking at my body and lusting after it. I think about how they would want me only to cum in and walk away from me because thats all im worth to them.

florida

Damn. SC

i kinda started a tradition on my school buses though lmao, the back seat is for fingering.

probably had my fingers in 8 girls back there

Willingly? How did you coerce them?

I stabbed a man in Mesquite for a Klondike bar

1 was straight up not willingly

3 was ehhh but they didnt "stop" me

the rest were sluts that wanted it

My Dad got this big box of donuts last Sunday. Then he went to church to pick up my Mom and brother. I couldn't wait for them. So I ate a donut. So good. Then I ate another. And another. Before I knew it, beyond my control entirely, half the box was eaten. I panicked, and I worried about JUDGEMENT. So I broke the backdoor and I pocketed some valuables, and I banged my head on the counter. When my family got home I told them I got mugged/assaulted by a robber. They freaked out, naturally, and I hope they assumed the robber ate the donuts, cause I put a lot of work into it.

Greentext the one with some fight?

I like teenage girls 15+ and I feel like a dirty degenerate..

Since everyone is talking about bus experiences, I fingerblasted a girl in the back for like a half hour on a field trip. The trip ran late and it was dark on the way back, so she jerked me off. Good times.

You are the least original person ever, fyi.

You dirty whore
That is all what youre good at and you know it
What slutty things have you done?
You probably fantasize about your brother as well

I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with one of my friends. I practically walked in on them doing it in my bed. I caught him coming out of my room getting dressed. He was apologetic, acting like there was nothing going on. I knew what was up though, especially when I found her still in bed. She said they were playing video games. I got my revenge though. My girlfriend goes to work before I do, which gave me the opportunity when I had the place all to myself. I rubbed my naked balls all over the sheets and the pillows. Now if my friend has sex there, he won't know what hit him.

that a weird coincidence because I once got fongered on a back seat

Nigga stop hating
This niggas on some bangbus type shit
Tell us your experiences fingering sluts in the back of buses
Casanova over here would probably be able to finger his way through a senior home to a couple of life insurance policies

I told all the guys in my office I was going on a sexcation to Bangkok. In reality, I couldn't afford it, so I just hide out in my garage for a week. There's a sink out there so I can pee, but I had to poop in these empty Gatorade jugs. I wanted to order delivery, but one of my co-workers lives just 4 blocks away, and I was worried he might see. So I had to sustain myself on canned goods I had out there.

When I went back to work I showed my friends photos I shopped of me doing sex stuff with Asian chicks, but they didn't care. I'm not sure they believed me, and one of them threatened to report me to HR, said that was inappropriate in the office.

>be me sorta attractive 9th grader
>think girl is cute
>flirt with her and ask to sit next to her
>started touching her
>she asks me to stop
>too scared to actually make a scene
>get inside her pants and shes freaking out
>kinda trying to move away from her but have hand on her shoulder
>finger her the rest of the ride home
>she gets off the bus crying
>finger smelled amazing

hmmmm was it in florida???

An ex of mine used to store pretty much everything in her bra. Backfired on her one day. Middle of an office meeting, she reaches for her phone, and accidentally whips a tit out. Got to hear about that for a while, and work got a lot more awkward for her

Uh, settle down, guy.

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Someone who was raped at 13 by a random fat bitch
Mom ran away with sister, left me with dad
Groomed to murder a women's husband at 14
In a gang at 15
The list goes on.

Sluttiest thing i’ve done was finger myself with the windows down in a crowded parking lot.

Ive cucked myself and encouraged my SO to fuck another girl because i dont even deserve him.

Ive camgirled because thats all I’ve ever been wanted for so i might as well be good at something.

I’ll only do anal some nights because i shouldnt feel pleasure when i want it.

I do dom/sub and my preferred nicknames are dumb whore and slut and fuckmeat. I enjoy being hurt and i dont want him to care about how i feel during sex.

I do fantasize about it sometimes. He helped me discover what sex was. I didnt even know girls could masturbate until he made me cum the first time ever.

Everyone has back of the bus fingering stories. It's not some rare thing

Kek user, this is the best thing I've seen on Yea Forums in a while

I'm genuinely sorry for the trauma you've experienced. That sounds legit awful and I hope you can recover. That doesn't make it okay to cheat though, and it certainly doesn't give you the right to rape.

thing is that it wasnt a thing before i started it, now ive heard hundreds of stories from my school and buses. feel accomplished tbh

Thanks(:

I fuck dudes so I don't finger bitches nigga

I've got one on an airplane. What's the male equivalent of fingering though? I did that to myself (penis) a couple of times.

Let the list go on you homo

Deffinetly, I got to finger a 40yr old women my old man was trying hook up with when I was 19

How in the fuck does that happen?
I can't even talk to underage bitches without getting rejected?

I have weird cuck fetishes about my exes, but never a girl I'm currently dating. Once they're an ex, I want to share them and use them in every way imaginable, but as a gf no one can look at her.

It's been a thing for longer than you've been alive

Sometimes I show my gf's nudes to taxi or Uber drivers (I do it when they start talking about girls or sex in general)
they always get horny as fuck

thats sweet, user.

Post em?

>ITT: the inventor of bus fingering

Pic related
Nah, it's not a nude thread

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Damn. Shes hot

kid needs to go to jail. fucking religion. sorry this happened to you.

Yeah, you don't

You know that's all you're good at right?
And even on an anonymous board that's all you're good at
What other whore things are you planning on doing you dumb worthless slut?

I'm a teacher at a middle school. In the past 5 years I've had my dick sucked 3 times by two different underage students of mine... I feel so bad about it and I'm so affraid the truth will leak somehow. Don't want to lose my fucking job/gf.

Yup
I love to see the driver's boner as I show them some good 'ol nudes and sometimes some real time sexting

Thanks(: its been a while. It doesnt bother me anymore.

wtf how does that even happen

WHOA. thats kinda tight but also super fucked up

I think I am in love with my step is. She's 17 and super cute and I am 23

Greentext?

I type niggar to redpill the autocorrect.

Ive convinced a man ten years my senior to fuck me next week. He wants me to buy a collar for him to pull on and so he can degrade me further. I want him to make me cry and fuck my ass until i beg for him to stop. I want him to cum on my face and make me wear it in public. I want him to cum in my panties and make me wear it. Sometimes i think about paying men to cum in my panties to recreate what my brother did to me.

that is fucking hot

Well I'd hope they are under age, there arent very many 18+ middle school students...

First student I met at a bar. She was underage at the time and wasn't allowed in there but she got in with some friends. I approached her and told her that this wasn't really a place for young girls like her. One thing let to another and she basically begged me not to tell anyone that she was there, she told me that she would blow me in the toilets if I kept it quiet... A few moments later she had my dick in her mouth.

I'm affraid she will blackmail me but it's been almost 5 years so I think I'm good.

The other 2 times were with another student. 1st time with her was at my office in school. We had a conversation about her bad grades and how she would improve them next year (she was failing but could go to the other year if she had a good plan)
sorry no greentext. too lazy to do that

what's the nastiest blackmail material you got

Ich damals 15 habe meine Tante und Onkel in Bamberg besucht, sind von mir aus über 300km entfernt.
Ich musste bei meiner Cousine, damals 17 Jahre, mit im Bett schlafen, weil das Gästezimmer von anderen Freunden belegt war. Ich bin nachts auf Klo gegangen, kam zurück in das Zimmer und sah wie ihr Top verrutscht ist und ich konnte ihre strammen Brüste sehen. Ich bin neben dem Bett stehen geblieben um sie nicht zu wecken und fing an mir darauf einen runter zu holen. Ich wollte in ein Taschentuch spritzen doch ein paar Schübe verfehlten es und spritzen auf die Bettdecke. Aus Angst es könnte auffliegen wenn es trocknet oder dass sie aufwacht vom wegwischen habe ich mir den Finger in den Hals gesteckt und ins Bett gebrochen damit die Bettwäsche gewechselt werden musste....

AMAZING

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>Dildo got lost in vagina
>She told me that I had nice labias

Real, actual woman here.

Fuck out of here

Why not use it? too affraid that it will stab you in the back? or other reason? What is the most sexually hot blackmail you got?

tell them and have a foursome

I've waited outside a retirement home with my dick out at 7am.

the kind I cant really talk about here.

>paying men to cum in my panties
where are you at? I'd be down

I think visually and this just seems strange to me. any reason why you would do this?

First fucking post and nobody points out that it isn't a fucking secret to exist?

Fine. It's not *extremely* nasty, but I filmed one of my neighbors getting his dog to crap on another neighbor's lawn without cleaning it up. I think it was deliberate.

Red panda things?

Say it faggot
You know you want to
You just act like you give a fuxk about whoever you don't give a fuxk about

Too scared(: south carolina tho

Be a good whore and shut up for a bit
Call me daddy and say yes daddy

there's nothing to be scared of. we can make it just like your first time.

You have 2 that could claim against you. Leave the children out of these things, or you'll end up a dead man in prison

You know you really don't

I get a rush from having it, I don't really get a rush from using it. If I had to use it but otherwise there's no real point.

calm down guys I know you want your filth but the specifics aren't my secret

Call me daddy? Who do you think you are, dude? Joe Black? You're talking to a rando on the internet. No one is calling you daddy.

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Paul M?

I had no control over my urges. That night two girls were high on some strange pill. They mustve slipped it in my drink

Rapists apparently rape for power and control. Did he cum in you? Did it ever feel good even though you didn't want it? Or did it start to feel good after awhile you and your body gave into the pleasure?

When I was 21 I fucked a 15yo at about five minutes before midnight, the day before her 16th birthday. By the time I finished in her, she was legal

Lmao and make me hyperventilate and have a panic attack. You’d have to put your dukes up. I’d fight pretty hard.

Tsk, damn. I'm 35 and mine is only 22, so you win the age gap there.

14 is legal here, 14yo virgin curious pussy is the best

Fortunately they don't have any evidence. However I still feel scared. One of them has graduated now. The 2nd one is in her last year and still in my class. I sometimes see her looking at me in disgust and hate... Feels so bad but also so hot.

I do actually, partly...

Like a lil' hermit crab peeking out
"No you get outtakes der' now buddy!!"

He never came in me. It only felt good physically and only after the first few strokes because it hurt. Again. Only physically. Mentally it fucked me up pretty badly 0/10 would never touch or look at my brother again.

Evidence or not, they come out with it, you're over. And you deserve it.

And yet you mostly don't

Greentext?

You're right, and honestly, part of me hopes for that. I took advantage of those girls, and it haunts me.

And who do you think you are trying to put a random in their place? You're a random on the internet yourself? You think you're someone special? No one really gives a fuck

Dafuq is wrong witchu?
Recreate what your brother did to you?
Do you realize how fucked up you are??

They knew what they were doing

I thought getting a gf would be a good thing but im actually more stressed now than ever, fuck i want to die

you know me too well user. scary. the sluts deserved it tho... haha

Oh, I'm no one. But you don't have to be to point out how silly it is to ask to be called "daddy" in such a medium.

this is why im a volcel

Embezzled over $300,000 in a 4 year span with a local mom and pop company, the owner was a dick and didn’t pay me what I was worth, and was too dumb to notice that I cooked the books. That was a couple years ago since I left, I was able to purchase a house, new car, and jump start my life successfully and the owner is none the wiser. Feels Goodman.

100% this. everytime again. stupid women

You don't have to point out how silly it is pointing things out on a medium as well

Cooked the books?

While I was in highschool I met up with my french teacher at her house during the weekends. Her husband was out of the country a lot and we had sex their her bed.

She eventually wanted to stop seeing me because she wanted her marriage to work again... Still hate the moment she told me that. I would have never stopped fucking her.

Just count your blessings and try to move on. Don't do it again. Promise to God about it if it makes you feel better. There is more to life than pedophilia

Why did it hurt if it felt good in the beginning? If it already feels good you'd get wetter.

Also timestamp?

You must live somewhere poor.. $300,000 is not nearly enough money to buy all of those things here in California

what is fonger?

obv not a friend at all...

you say that like it's a bad thing. I wont charge extra.

Maybe you got her pregnant so she got what she wanted.

you know she was also fucking a few other guys....

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I wear my mom's dresses and heels to go out clubbing and on dates with older men

it's like a finger but longer

>promise to god
are you fucking serious user... you fucking piece of shit christian! you should litteraly be held accountable for the things I did to those girls. it would be justice if that happened...

Nah, she has 1 kid. and that kid was born before I fucked her. no kids after that.

They will catch on soon enough, I predict very soon. have fun before they ban you from hanging out

Not necessarily. It's mottled in error the further back it was, then again maybe those friends they've told abound. I see why it is haunting

what kinda things do you do? I want to try this.

fake

Its weird as shit, i just got out of a BAD relationship but immediately i wanted to get into another, and now my shits fucked up again

Ugh ok. Something is wrong with you.

someones a std spreading loser

Cant timestamp yet(:

My body was wet yes. When he traced his fingertips around me it made me dripping but it hurts when I’m penetrated in general.

OC of me in the meantime

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how so? story of how it started and then how it became routine?

the planet is fucked with or without us. and be the one to go first. stop complaining about it and then no do anything...

Now I see why you did it. You hold no accountability to anything. Yet I felt and forgive you. Then you get enraged by God, which is your problem and not mine. Good luck sir. I hope you change.

Your pretty fucked up. i feel for you user.

you and 75% of the population

good thing its on camera

Yeah, it's no fun being overpowered and forced to do shit. Problem is being a victim it will traumatise or send your sex drive overboard. When your 15 being tied to a lounge chair thinking your going to get a blowjob and you end up getting edged and tazered, it alters the way you see sex.

Hospitalized 2 kids for bullying me
Incest
Disowned by both sides of family
Underage drugs and alcohol
Dad ran my dog over infront of me then killed it because his not paying for vet bill
Sister stole 1k money to go on drug rampage
Failed marriage (bikies and junkies sent after me on a lie)
Job involving constant violence
Long line of undiagnosed mental bullshit

Thanks for letting me vent a little bit.

Before I got disowned by my mother's side I found out my aunty and her partner are into bestiality. The grandad was some pedo prophet type, Deffinetly fiddled some of the relatives.

>I was a married man.
>Wife and kids.
>White picket fence, the whole 9 yrds.
>Walked home after night out with friends. >Someone ambushed me.
>Cant breath, passout.
>Woke up and passed out a couple times. Head hurts.
>I'm in a dirty bedroom. Just mattress and carpet. >Wake up to men raping me. Force fed me while being fucked.
>Cant move. Other times im tied to the mattress. Other times i just physically cant move.
>wake up naked with my old clothes near me at a rest stop behind a chainlink fence.
>get home
>its been a week
>wife furious
>too ashamed to admit what happened.
>file for divorce.
>i dont want to be a father or a husband anymore.

I vote Republican all of the time solely because it's the anti-woman party. It's hysterical how many women vote for a party that actively hate them. It's like watching black people try to join & participate in the KKK.

>Autism S01E01

Every girl I fucked I cum in them. Whether they know or not. It's a primal urge and they want to carry my baby in that heat of the moment. You can see it in their face as their minds betray them. Many of them ask for it. Some don't but still get it. I find it hot and the girls come back wanting more, probably from having my cum inside them. One didn't want dick (drunk lesbian friend) and was saying stop, till I grinded on her to the point she was so horny she told me to stick it in. I then came in her and she passed out. I add passion beyond just bump and grind and it Def gets these girls wanting to be impregnated during sex. When they orgasm too their urge goes away. But I still bring it back.

How do they hate women?

does anyone else having getting fucked by their dog stories?

When i was 16 i was high and horny so i let my german shepherd fuck me