Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find this negress on your bed
How do you react?

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Get boner...have coitus.

Ask “Where is my TV?”.

Turn 360 Degrees and walk away

Bump, I need good black girls

Back to work you go!

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would

You'd just walk into her then lol

Ask how much she wants for that killer pillowcase on (her) right side.

Then I would remember that this actually is my own bedroom (aka I own the fucking pillowcase, dumbasses), and ask if Cutty has to smack a bitch?

coincidence

>a negress
kek

Enslave her and send her to the cotton fields

No you wouldn't you fucking idiot

On further thought, I would like to add that it is kinda mysterious that I would walk into my own bedroom. Who the fuck walks into their own bedrooms?

We all sneak, right? I even got me some replicas of suits from Assasins Creed that I use when I sneak to bed. They even double as diapers (kind of), so I cant really describe how happy I am with that night with the tailordude so he would make me the suits without demanding regular payment (aka 3 heads of humans, 1 hand of a mole and six shots of cum (served in a Persian twist of the good ol' Tiramisu).

he can do a 360 AND walk away afterwards.

>cotton goes on all fields

Proceed to carry her out and throw her onto the pavement violently while saying:
>"no niggers allowed"

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Fill every hole with semen.

bag over head and bop

"How the fuck did you get out of the basement?"

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you stupid?

>actually being this new

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Man, summerfags are in full swing this year

Can’t tell if newfag trolled by oldfag pretending to be newfag or if it’s an oldfag pretending to be a newfag pretending to be trolled by an oldfag pretending to be a newfag

i dunno either