>Walk into your bedroom
>You find this negress on your bed
How do you react?
Walk into your bedroom
Get boner...have coitus.
Ask “Where is my TV?”.
Turn 360 Degrees and walk away
Bump, I need good black girls
Back to work you go!
would
You'd just walk into her then lol
Ask how much she wants for that killer pillowcase on (her) right side.
Then I would remember that this actually is my own bedroom (aka I own the fucking pillowcase, dumbasses), and ask if Cutty has to smack a bitch?
coincidence
>a negress
kek
Enslave her and send her to the cotton fields
No you wouldn't you fucking idiot
On further thought, I would like to add that it is kinda mysterious that I would walk into my own bedroom. Who the fuck walks into their own bedrooms?
We all sneak, right? I even got me some replicas of suits from Assasins Creed that I use when I sneak to bed. They even double as diapers (kind of), so I cant really describe how happy I am with that night with the tailordude so he would make me the suits without demanding regular payment (aka 3 heads of humans, 1 hand of a mole and six shots of cum (served in a Persian twist of the good ol' Tiramisu).
he can do a 360 AND walk away afterwards.
>cotton goes on all fields
Proceed to carry her out and throw her onto the pavement violently while saying:
>"no niggers allowed"
Fill every hole with semen.
bag over head and bop
"How the fuck did you get out of the basement?"
you stupid?
>actually being this new
Man, summerfags are in full swing this year
Can’t tell if newfag trolled by oldfag pretending to be newfag or if it’s an oldfag pretending to be a newfag pretending to be trolled by an oldfag pretending to be a newfag
i dunno either