Old Fag Thread

I got it for Christmas when I was 12. It was the same time those fucking digi-pets came out.

Oh yeah true, thanks

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Claiming the label OldFag doesnt make you an Oldfag...

how do you feel whats in the box though

only newfags call themselves oldfags.

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I doubt you even know what a finger box is you retard

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What model was it?

Wrong thread. That's pretty stale.

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That's exactly what makes it so cool. I mean, the inside is lined with a soft rubber. But the feeling is completely psychosomatic, like a placebo effect for your kinesthetic senses. I can't explain it other than to say that when you see your digital finger hits the object, you feel it. It still weirds me out to this day.

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Everyone started off with these as a kid. Unless you're uncultured

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That's like duplo lego

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Ok wtf is a 'fingerbox'?

You're a fucking retard. Wrong pasta for this thread

I don't know, the label on the bottom is worn beyond recognition.

What the hell mab, where are you from africa?

lol, I had that one!

If I make it to page 10, I go free

It's probably really old then. Probably worth a lot of money. Does it have any hidden finger holes?

Still waiting for the return of the jizzus

My one's got multi finger access. You jealous?

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One day I will see without my eyes.

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Snacks? Longcat?

Mah Roodypoo.

This was overlooked in E3, but Nintendo is making a new finger box. You heard it here for the first time. They teamed up

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Go fuck a goat

man i would give up a blowjob from the girl of my dreams if i could spend 1 hour in that thing

Nice. Is that a mod from the '76 version?

WTF?! There IS one! on the bottom. I never even knew. Ha ha, this changes everything.

>posts a mini USB
>calls himself oldfag
do you even USB 1.1 Type B?

I bet the side's slide to make a cover to fold up to see the insides. That's pretty rare

Nice quads

mootposters dont know about my candy-ass roodypoo's.

Completely wireless, and Bluetooth accessible

You wouldn’t be able to handle it. None of us could.

but surely you know how to use this one, right? If not i'l show you later.

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Moots a closet faggot

Guys i lost my fingerbox
What do?

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I own a historical society. I can loan you one as long as you learn the history of it

Don't associate me with your weak dreams

There's also a huge market for newly refurbished boxes

seriously? how do you miss out on one of the most recession proof past times in history next to the yoyo? The oldest toys in history are dolls, yoyos, tops, balls, then fingerboxes.

This thread doesnt have nearly enough desu for anyone present to be classified as oldfag.

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Look at this fucking brainlet

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How do you know all this? What do you mean rare? Like uncommon or valuable or what?

The 79 actually. The inlay pattern is different and the finger action feels slightly more dynamic. It's great for when you have friends over.

I made a advice dog

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this desu

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