Should I kill my moms cat? I dont even have a choice in it anymore I have to. how do I get this deranged piece of shit?

should I kill my moms cat? I dont even have a choice in it anymore I have to. how do I get this deranged piece of shit?

>cat pisses all over the house
>cat shits all over the house
>ugly as fuck
>it pisses on EVERYTHING
>literally my room smells like piss
>it pissed on my fan or window something
>when I open my window and put a fan into to get fresh air
>NO FRESH AIR CAT PISS
>it never goes outside its inside 24/7
>pisses fucking everywhere in the house
>go downstairs smell fucking piss everywhere
>try and walk on treadmill
>OH THIS AWESOME CAT PISSED ALL OVER THIS CORNER I HAVE TO SMELL PISS THE WHOLE TIME
>it shits OUTSIDE THE LITTER BOX
>literally every day I wake up to clumps of shit right on the floor 3 inches from the litter box
>every fucking day
>constantly running up and down the stairs and stares at me like im going to feed it
>I just throw shit at it or fucking chase it down or beat the shit out of it
>every corner of the house smells like piss literally EVERYWHERE
>gets himself locked down in the basement like a retard
>just pisses and shits down there all over everything
>PUKES EVERYWHERE
>every week i wake up to a different puke pile
>puke stains on every single carpet multiple spots from this fucking retard
>just eats pukes eats more

my entire fucking window smells like cat piss and every fucking breeze in my window smells like cat piss. every corner smells like cat piss. he constantly pisses me off

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>every fucking time i see this cat its making that god damn gagging coughing up a fur ball noise
>HNNG HNNG HNNG HNNG HNNG HNNG HNNG *5 minutes later* HNNG HNNG HNNG HNNG HNNG
>fucking sprays everywhere
>i just walk around outside and see it fucking shoot its tail up the air and its tail does this fucking weird wiggle thing looks like a fucking sped inbred retard cat
>just sprays all over everything runs away pisses on more shit
>leave my room for 5 seconds
>every time I come in my room
>it fucking BOLTS out the door because if I see it in my room I close the door and trap it in a corner and fucking kick it and throw shit at it
>every time it goes in my room and im not there it just starts pissing on my shit all over with the most fucking disgusting spray piss smell

i mean that's on you bruh. i personally have a guilty conscience so if that were the case i'd take it to the pound a few cities away or just drive like 20 miles and drop it off. cats are naturally savage killers and skilled hunters and will survive well on its own. i mean if you don't give a damn about killing an innocent creature then go for it. I eat meat so im kind of a hypocrite here but yeah. Love me a nice kitty. Sucks when it's like that and they don't know how to not piss and shit everywhere

kill that motherfucker and tell yo mamma it run away or something

I have no ride or way to get around and its so used to me beating its fucking ass it just instantly runs as soon as it sees or hears me

just leave it in a forest or something

gotcha. well do what you gotta do man. that's wild unreasonable to let an animal destroy your dwelling like that. that's really irresponsible pet ownership and your mom needs some serious therapy to not be so damn passive to let a little kitty fuck the homestead up like that

I want to but itd just die either way I cant even get ahold of it or in a car or anything

whats something good to poison it with?

>Cat acting more wild than domestic
>Doesn't think of just letting it out to be wild, just contemplates violence.

Set the poor fucker free. It's obviously ill from living in you and your hoarder mom's shithole.

Don’t do it nigger why are you this petty over a cat? I mean at least it’s not porn bros

Put the cat out and you'll both be free of each other. Your mom will get over it.

This.
Also, OP should kill himself before he kills a cat.

I want to but its inside 24/7 it doesn't even like to go outside its just a god damn retard

god damn it dude it finally gets warm outside enough to open a god damn window FIRST FUCKING THIS this pile of shit does is run out on my window piss all over it and run away

dead. I WANT IT DEAD. FUCKING DEAD

Sounds like you just need to move out, OP. Ever think of that?

I dont have a way to fucking carry it miles itll die either way itll die in the woods. no difference

anti freeze?

God damn dude, entice it with treats and get ahold of it gently. Reassure it that it will be better off on its own. I guarantee your spastic attack mentality is keeping it away from you.

smash his head with shoe when he sleep

It's a fucking animal with instincts, it will be fine outdoors. Don't be a psycho.

Fuck that and fuck you

Yeah, OP. Go slay your mom's pussy OwO

OP can you post picture of said cat?

bro I dont have that option

I dont want anything messy dont even want to touch it. just want it dead

This post pics of your cat and maybe of the damage it’s done

Figure out what room its in

Shut all the doors except the door to outside

Walk near it, you have obviously traumatized it from the beatings enough that it will scram the second it sees you you dumb oaf, the only open door is outside, there is no where else to go.

Then you close the door behind it and you can be rid of each other.

There are so many ways you can do this. The fact you are here looking for advice and take your actions out on the animal physically shows your literally no better than the cat, you just piss and shit over him physically instead.

You should probably spend some time outside yourself to work this shit out without needing to cry on the internet over it.

Right, or:

Move out and be your own man with your own home.

Dude, come on. You have access to enact it's death but not it's abandonment? You are making no sense.

you type like a nigger

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