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Do you have a vagina? Do you live in oregon?
Yes I have a vagina and no I don't live in Oregon.
Are you aware that this is not a porn board anymore and your tits are no longer required?
Do you have a Sharpie and will you put it in your ass for me?
what's the point
post them feets
Can we see your vagina?
Any tips on getting laid?
What kind of underwear do you have on?
What the fuck? Don’t try to derail a rule as old as Yea Forums itself zoomer
Hey what's up titchan. Are you insecure? I'm kind of insecure about myself. If so how do you deal with it? Ever cheated on someone? Been cheated on? What are your plans today besides getting your rocks off showing us your tits.
what do you think of smokers? and weed smokers?
M’lady
Tits and hips pls
Are those sensitive? Do you gain much pleasure when those nipples are being played with?
Op has left
can you do the magic trick where you pretend to have a magic thumb?
The day porn stops on Yea Forums is the day hell freezes over.
Yes and no.
Okay.
Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.
Black cotton bikini cut
Everyone is insecure. You deal with it by changing what you can and accepting what you can't.
I don't like cigarettes but I love weed and weed smokers.
Are you so high you sat on the ceiling? If not, wanna come burn?
Shut up boomer
Are you shaved, trimmed or hairy?
u like cut or uncut?
Let's see what panties you're wearing
I dont think everyone is insecure, because I think some people are literally too stupid. Otherwise I believe there are varying degrees. Some people are insecure at a level that doesn't fucking matter, etc.
One tits and one hips. Order up.
Sensitive nipples to the point where stimulation is uncomfortable.
No but I fucking wish
Ideally I'm shaved but when I'm lazy I've got a lil bush
No one is beyond self doubt. Not even the most self inflated moron. You just need to know how to find the crack and pry it open more.
Go back to your re/b/el threads zoombaby
Ya girl forgot to attach the pic lol
Can we see your vagina?
Do you like your asshole played with ?
can we see your bush?
Who doesn’t?
Is your vagina and innie or and outie?
Thank you, you've made me want to get /fit/
No.
Yes.
No.
pls, try
A real vagina?
I think I'm falling in love with titchan
>ok showing tits. Not ok showing vagina. Something seems amiss
can we see a wedgie? front or back is fine
It's an outie. I've got a really big labia.
It's all just angles and posing. I could make myself look really fat too if I wanted.
how many fingers can you put in pussy? And in ass? And in both at same time?
Can show squeezed tits to us?
from what ive seen so far, id really like to play with your asshole
favourite sexual activities?
show ass
Plz make fat, honestly would be hot af to see you push tummy out.
>a really big labia
Only one?
yes
yes
outie
>I've got a really big labia.
That's the best kind, more to play with.
Exactly my feeling here user...
Something is not right...
Fuck off, she followed the rules. Even the anti porn raiders have to bow to that.
I'm not understanding why there has not been sharpie in pooper yet, though.
Me thinks we have been had
It has a dick
feminine penis
what sort of guitar is that
pussy and timestamp or OP is a tranny with a dick
Spit on a sharpie and insert into anus then provide evidence
labia refers to both. dumb fuck
Can you tell me how my weed plant is doing? Also this girl I have been texting keeps playing games. She says we're soulmates but when I scheduled a hangout she bailed. So I pretended to be really into her. Now I ghosted her for the last 3 days and she keeps messaging me. Should I reply to her?
likely a boy with tits, afraid to show vagina
There are two labia majora and two labia minora
No tits. Cover that chest young lady
titchan here is just a guy with tits, probably has a fat dick
Did you know that "baile" in Spanish means dance?
The yellow spots are nutrient deficiency. I’ve got a good chart for it somewhere.. I think midleaf means nitrogen, but it might be potassium. It’s been a while
>I have a large balls
Doesn’t sound right
Trips checkwd
good job tucking your cock where it isn't visible , nice!
I did my best
Last time I checked.
I don't really like sex I just like power exchange and violence.
No way. That's horrifying.
It's an acoustic six string. That's all I know about it.
What a good little guy. I hope the best for him. It also sounds like you're both immature.
I don't like to show my vagina and I'm not going to.
>I don't like to show my vagina and I'm not going to.
because you're a dude
Your plant is looking great! You just have to wait to sex it
confirmed trap
>It's an acoustic six string. That's all I know about it.
post it
Man hands
how about showing ass?
Wait ... you can fuck weed plants once they grow up?
you got big man hands, and afraid to show your vag. dick confirmed
But you're anonymous, I bet guys on here would love to see chub girl
Could you write on your tits that you want me to luck my cum of them? or on a piece of paper
are you ticklish? if yes, where?
I did a question about fingers and you skipped it. Can you answer, please?
You can fuck anything if you have enough determination
Would you ever have, or have you ever had, sex with a complete stranger in exchange for money or something else of value?
everyone! this is a dude! look at the evidence. man hands. wont show pussy. thats all I need to see
Like a prostitute?
Weed plant guy here. Thank you for the compliment here is one of the others. I agree that I am a little immature but we both said we liked each other. And when I met her I was just selling her weed. I told her I didn't want to be friends and that she should just buy from me. Then she started to message me all the time. Girls are so mean to play with people's minds like that. Once she said we were soulmates I got the feeling I was being played. So are you suggesting I leave it alone and move on?
I don’t care. Show the dick then!!!
All Yea Forumsro is asking is for the name on the headstock, really... as if to say if you can't tell him, the pictures are fake, probably.
You're a dude. Nice try faggot
CANCER
more pic please
Not my stepfather. I have tried
and this is the real cancer. you muh dik faggot, fucking kys
I wanna see a dick then
So. You go braless?
Like a prostitute, escort, sugar baby, or whatever other label you would want to give it.
Those aren’t the same things
Tell us how you tried...
ass pics pls
Two birds, one stone.
Ticklish basically everywhere you'd think. I get like body spasms when I'm tickled.
I don't know. I don't know the minute details of the situation. I say do what makes you feel good but don't make yourself vulnerable to her.
I go braless as much as I can.
SAGE
Do you like black guy?
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Fuck of Nigger
mooooooooar
He was getting out of the shower and I tried to slip my dick in. He tried to push me off but I held on. He eventually got away though because he was wet and I had grape jelly all over my hands(don’t ask that’s a who other story)
>Sensitive nipples to the point where stimulation is uncomfortable.
i suddenly want to tease you with a paint brush, i'm sure you'd love it
I can see a bulge
The original question itself was broad enough to encompass any and all of those things. Would you ever have, or have you ever had, sex with a complete stranger in exchange for money or something of value?
I’m going to laugh when you grew one seed and it turns out to be a male.
Could you write on your tits that you want me to luck my cum of them? or on a piece of paper
i'd really enjoying having you undress in front of me, having you fap to orgasm, and then stroking my cock over your wet pussy until i cum all over your belly and tits
nice ass, keep the pics incoming
Sugar babies don’t fuck strangers for money
so close to guitar :(
I guess I should leave it alone. Thank you for the advice OP. Also you have a a killer body. Your boyfriend is a lucky man. I wish you many good fortunes in life. Consider being a webcam girl. Instead of giving us the goods like a bunch of charity cases.
You fucked it up again Rob
original requester here: thanks for the effort, thats very kind. you need to practice a little more though. the index and middle finger should be masking the joint of your thumb.
who`s rob? my names Rufus
Triggered smol white boi
I'm guessing "her" balls
I don't really mind black guys. I don't use physical features really when deciding if I'm attracted to someone or not. That's not to say I don't appreciate good looks, I'm just saying it's not my first consideration.
Lol!
I'm sure I would hate that.
Define "a complete stranger"
This might be the most obscure fetish I've ever encountered.
Imagine if it was Rob though
damn. now im sure id really love to lick your ass and shove it in.
More ass pics please
Wow
Didnt thaugt you would still post pics
Have you pooped today?
That’s some shrubby looking weed there, kid.
OregonFag detected
Could you write on your tits that you want me to luck my cum of them? or on a piece of paper i really need this in my lfie more
That of course depends upon your definition of "sugar baby". But that is really irrelevant to the question itself.
Just answer the original question. The question is pretty straight forward.
Dammit George. You fucked it up again
No
Its a man ,babyyyy!!
ass ass ass ass
Alright guys we all have to come to the realization that Hitler was right we've allowed the Jews to take control over everything on this world and they are killing off the white race they are lobotomizing the masses shrinking our dicks with needles cutting off our foreskins and infiltrating our childhoods brainwashing our family's and planting seeds in our minds for us to stumble upon later in our life isis is not the threat I literally used the same fucking tactics as them to enter this hell hole as them we painted you red and blue and made you molest baby's and changed your economy and through the research I found out that the jews are actually behind this world controlling everything like I did before. It's time to wise up and take them out before they take us out. Rob their stores paint swastikas in the streets fly the pride flag there is a civil war coming be ready we all have a common enemy. Normally I wouldn't care but since they got in my way for loving a person and lobotomizing me for it pisses me off.
They thought I would eventually kill myself from the rays gang stalking and the brain washing of my family but they truly did fuck with the wrong person I have lost alot of brains fighting the jew over the years it takes more then one person this cannot be done alone all of us need to rise up and get rid of them once and for all.
Mexicans grew it of course it is. I am affiliated. I almost got my arm cut off by the people I work for.
Thats that fake cbd weed ,aint it?
>Define "a complete stranger"
Someone you did not know prior to making the arrangement to have sex in exchange for money or something of value.
Will you if he ever spells the question right?
FUCK /POL/
Check above
That one tight rubber band
Define money
Define exchange
Thanks for answering my question
Have you ever been with a black guy and if so how much more bigger was he then the average white guy
a no-strings-attached sexual encounter with you would really make my month
how much money would that take, out of curious? most people have a number, what's yours?
Define someone
he was much smaller actually
Boys. Sigh.
I'll be on for a little while.
Yeah I think so. This morning.
No, I don't feel like scrubbing marker off my tits later today.
To generalize, I fucked people for no reason at all and I've fucked people because it would seem impolite not to. I'm kind of a slut.
Smooth you might get his phone number
Hi Isaac
There is definitely a hanger between those legs
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could you write it on a piece of paper and hold it in front of you belly with your tits in frame?
that you want me to lick my cum of your tits
Snapchat
it's a universally known trick that looks just a tad obscene. i like making people do it.
Yay!!!!! You did it!!!!!
snap is so 2018, get with the program
youre the one posting pics. loved this one, thank you. More always appriciated ;)
Huh
Kinda like it
Can we see top of your feet and/or soles
Show your taint
squeeze tits, please
excellent sleuthing there. I thought I'd hid it better.
Don't say I never gave ya nothin.
You're peculiar and I like you.
How old are you, lass?
Definitely not a rubber band.
your nipples are heavenly
please answer my "how much" question from above
Would you rather have lactation induced on you and be milked with industrial goat milking machines or have your ass rubbed with stinging nettles and canned afterward?
hmmmmmmm thank you
well there's a waste of a post
Can you verbally assault me and recite Karl Marx as you whip me?
No homo
Define "define"
Why HRT tiddies can lactate
You had one job....
I would do it for free if the person was my type. I don't know that I'd do it for money.
You need psychological help. Also the lactation one I guess.
Lol.
Do women like scars?
where's the most unusual place, or the most unusual way that you've ever masturbated?
Excuse the flaccidness. Im at work
Depends if they look cool
Where do you live? you ought to have one of us come fuck you
any picture with that piece of paper is heavenly for me, would love more, would understand if not, still thank you tho
Dick confirmed boys. Clearly you can tell it's inserted in his vagina
Could you describe your bowel movements and the smell?
Abra
So do you have any notable kinks that you enjoy beyond power exchange?
Personally, I adore biting and seeing bruises on myself or whomever I am with.
Can you shit on a plate for us? Or shit anywhere I don't mind.
I still say no vag pic, means trap
OP you're great. women who identify as sluts are truly the best
You're not a hard worker, then?
thanks for answering
i want to beg you to slip those panties aside and retake that picture, but I won't
for the encounter, i'd be interested in flying you to vegas and putting you up in a suite at mandalay bay for two nights, one of those to be spent with me. your pleasure would be my priority, though ofc i'd enjoy myself too
nice to think about at least
Not the same guy. What's your type?
Are you into abstract math?
Does my scar in the thread look cool?
Do women like men who are under 6 foot?
what about 6 feet underground?
No shit, his name is Isaac
do you have sex with another girl ?
mah nigga
sage
I meant under 6 foot in height.
You're cute, why don't you post your full face?
Just checking veeohlah#5947 shows it anyway
Very nice. Interested in coming to Toronto and riding my face until you can't cum anymore?
> "... attention 'baiting'. " ;
you fail to 'master' the art of euphemism
Best joke this month
You made my dick smirk
Please blow a kiss and write "I love you user" on a piece of paper with a heart on the end.
DESU
>Lol.
You won't answer the original question?
I don't know, I think it's on a case by case basis. Personally I like them.
One time I masturbated in the same tent as one of my friends while she slept. Not my proudest moment.
I live in New Jersey and I wouldn't fuck someone unless I liked them.
I like abuse. Degradation, sensory deprivation. Objectification. Lots of syllables there but you catch my drift.
My type are sociopaths and narcissistic men who want to hurt me physically and emotionally.
I fucking hate math beyond algebra and math not associated with physics. If I can't see how it is applicable to the real world then I hate it.
That's a tight rubber band.
I've had sex with a girl before. It's pretty boring.
That was very clever.
im totally nude hnnngggggg
“My type are sociopaths and narcissistic men who want to hurt me physically and emotionally”
Just my type
Sharpie in pooper
nice nipples, can you press them?
definite tranny
>math not associated with physics.
LULZ
>I like abuse. Degradation, sensory deprivation. Objectification. Lots of syllables there but you catch my drift.
So, spread your pussy wide already, princess.
Also, how did it all began? Rotten family? Or too strict one?
And come on Yea Forums, no sharpie in pooper?
No shoe on head? No sharpies in pussy? Or panties in mouth? What is this kindergarden shit
Oof if so
You're an interesting one OP. Thanks for making this thread. I enjoyed it.
PS: More feet?
Shit, too bad you're in the land of the free. I'd bruise your tits all you'd like.
post pussy
P-please Midge.
abstract math is a place for itself
it is much more connected to logic and philosophy
it tackles problems of knowledge communication and the limit of what can be known
we need soles
Kik me? HeadToTheCrib
I'm in Maryland. I'm into the same things and I'd love to make you my little slut
kik- d1ebrucke
pic very related.
Abra
Is there a solid Kink scene in New Jersey?
SAD
I wonder if people on the streets think the same. That I wore a really tight rubber band.
hi Chad
What a douchebag
you don't have a boyfriend or something?
I'd love to challenge you with boundaries of knowledge making your mind disoriented lacking any feeling of hope
i love intellect torture and physical domination
type of dude ruining Yea Forums
I'm her boyfriend bitch
Maybe I'm just too dense for it.
You're welcome.
Not that I'm a part of. I'm a bit antisocial. It exists though. With cool people.
You sound like my next obsession.
dogs or cats ? why ?
No sharpie in pooper
No pussy shots
Confirmed trap. This is now a faggot thread.
bending over with panties down?
Chadeep demands bob and vagene
I got this feeling too but I'm wondering why is it wrong? Is it just hate or is it against some rules?
shoe on head
you're probably not dense, it's just a bit different than what you're used to and what they teach you at school
the ideas are really simple once you understand them properly
Feet or fake
Last years kinkfest in Portland had an absolutely amazing class on mindfuckery.
I've seen her pussy, not a trap.
Definitely dogs because they are more loving and loyal than cats.
I really enjoyed physics in school. I stopped at pre-calculus and switched to statistics because I wanted to cry like every day in math class.
Clean the mirror you sket
Your discord didnt work, what is it?
>challenge you with boundaries of knowledge
lmao fuck off cuck
dude is clearly a fucking normie and not into kink, just into abusing women and getting away with it under the guise of kink. like most male doms
is there a resource to read/watch you could send me?
Yeah because I'm going to just take your word for it.
Fuck outta here faggot. You sucked her dick.
because it's a brainwash user this is the same kind of tactic that I used years ago turn everyone into a perv and you can control the masses distractions from whats going on in the background. You control the minds of the people you can do anything you want. Hello.
Nope
spread dat pussy
I could certainly look into it. Give me a bit.
I'm in Jersey, and according to my friends sociopathic. Where do I send the cactus?
Op is this really you?
Yea ForumsROTHERS
IT IS TIME TO JOIN THE UPRISING AGAINST THE CANCEROUS ONSLAUGHT OF PORN THAT HAS DESECRATED Yea Forums
THE REVOLUTION IS BEGINNING, WE WILL ASCEND
JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST THOTS AND TRAPS!
Message me on discord!
dubs checked also this
oregon posters get the same treatment as porn posters
Yes, that's really me with a very heavy Snapchat filter.
thank you
I can't find girls that are into it and it drives me crazy
they just go for physical stuff
Fuck you. This isn't just a porn thread. Where do you think the rule tits or gtfo came from? These threads existed when you were still swimming around in your Daddy's balls.
Go be a faggot somewhere else
so welcomed in Yea Forums?
You're actually super hot if true. Would bang, even though you have a penis.
fuck man, your shitty retake b threads are even worse than porn. none of you got something interesting to say.
how about a decent face pic with no filter?
908?
what exactly is that? new to bdsm and haven't heard that term before. do you just mean subspace and the like?
>Yea Forums deciding no more ponr threads
>one girl
me as well please.
Lol you're a fucking trap, how gay
Can we have an tongue out pic ? Also, great tread. Interest coming 70% from answer content and 30% from tits/ass pic
My english is a bit bad so i don't know if what im saying make any sens
Yes!
Damn... I fly in Newark all Aug and Sept, we should catch up. I'm sure you'll get not just the degradation you desire, but that which you deserve.
girl doing ama with tits is not the same thing as porn spam
once this becomes spam i'll agree
So mindfuckery is a long type form of play that focuses on embarrassment, control, and metal domming over the sub/bottom.
It often involves a lot of research into the life of the bottom and works best if the top is regularly involved in the life of the bottom (close friend, partner, etc.).
Still no pussy? Fuck this thread.
'summer' set county?
Also yes.
Bye felicia
a borough of hills?
Well, would you?
post egg in pussy phaggot, tits or gtfo is old rules get with the times
ExcUse me what the f
those are some sweet tits ....very nice
thread over she left to text and prepare her pussy for Chad
desu
KEEP PORN ON Yea Forums! FUCK THE ANTI PORN FAGS! JOIN THE DISCORD AT /aMdasqU TO FIGHT THEM!
dubs demand egg in pussy check em
Staats drive bb
You're a weird person
In shortform it can range from interrogation play (have a friend give the bottom the answers to a puzzle or have them in the room then tie them up and "torture" them until they give you the answer) to humiliation (Pretending to cut their hair in a disturbing way while they are blindfolded before a family gathering where you have a member or two of their family comment on it despite it not actually being cut) to playing with their fears (Are they afraid of being buried alive? Make a false coffin with a dead man switch as their safe word and get some mutual friends to pretend to nail them in after pouring dirt on them.) .
The keys are this:
Always play with a safeword, and a safe action/gesture.
None of this is real but the top is trying to make it feel real.
Make sure the bottom has used the bathroom before you play.
!!And always focus on aftercare!!
You are in essence trying to temporarily break another humans mind before pulling the mask off and revealing that everything is okay and that you are there for them and will care for them.
reddit.com
These commenters have some good advice/ tips on mindfuckery play. You could also look for hypnosis and predicament play.
POST SNAPCHAT NAME ASAP!
except they know there is a safe word the whole time therefore it is all bullshit for people who spend their time playing make believe because they are too stupid to have a serious life.
Someone has never heard of willing suspension of disbelief. So you are incapable of enjoying movies even though you know it's all bullshit?
Spread pussy and take pic please.
you first
What about clit only pic?
What's more disappointing, opening up a watermelon after giving it a good slapping only to find out it's bad or having the last bit of popsicle fall off the stick when you're trying to eat around the end?