>Be me >27yr old >Fit, tall, average-looking >Have friends, social skills, good sense of humor, good conversation >Have a family that loves me and I feel appreciated >Good job, have my own car, living alone, good salary with some savings
But then... a teenage-looking dick, 4-4,5"... I had never been very worried about that, just my job, hobbies and friends... but now I am knowing a girl and all I can think about is her reaction when she discovers it
Is it that bad Yea Forums? Should I give up and find some kind of asexual girl?
Looks like a botched circumcision. Like the top half of the gland was removed along with the foreskin. Any trouble urinating or pain
Dylan Clark
what are the sores/scabs on the side too? FFS if you have to use moisturiser on that nob then do it because that's fucked.
Charles Diaz
I guess just another ugly circumcised dick
Christopher Smith
better get really good at eating p***y
Michael Nelson
Woh, those Jews really butchered you.
What's life like knowing somebody ruined your dick for no reason? They cut off part of your head or something.
Jason Ward
not that bad use some oils on the daily will make it look less dried out, don't listen to the trolls
Hudson Nguyen
You can only piss with the dick you've got. If you're with a girl that's unhappy with what you've got then move on. Seriously, just move on. There's only one way to find out if she's in to it and that's to get it in to her.
Carter Green
Not that bad? That dick is freakshow quality.
Brandon Carter
No, it is perfectly functional except for the size...
I am afraid it can only be a patch... how can you have a long-term relationship by being good at eating pussy? I would like to have children someday...
Juan Johnson
it's mostly dried the fuck out it needs some care those lumps i cannot explain tho.
yea bro stuff is bad u might have to settle with and uglier girl and thats it ,shes not gonna care if she loves u
Matthew White
looks a bit like genital warts.. somewhat
Adrian Garcia
Scar tissue lump, the tip of his glans was probably cut off, skin pulled up on shaft has hairs and bumps, dried out, small, oddly shaped, etc.
Quite the long list of problems. Glad no dumb Americans or Jews decided to alter my dick because of their stupidity. Dude is never going to experience a normal sex life... that is rough.
Jace Mitchell
moisturise but see a doctor about those lumps the missing head is fucking weird
Hudson Gray
It might be because of the light... it is not dry and I have never needed oils or moisturisers
Justin Long
If your self conscious about it talk to a surgeon about dermal fillers. The glans are just a sponge, they can fill it just like lip injections.
Joseph Collins
this is not normal
Josiah Stewart
What the fuck, user, it looks diseased
Andrew Roberts
yes it fucking does you don't want it to look the way it looks
Jacob Kelly
That's really weird, like you're missing the end of your dick or something?
Also is that really 4 inches?
Oliver Morgan
head needs moisture
Ian Miller
I have a 5inch cut dick and it looks way better than that dude, made me feel slightly better about it, thanks!
Don’t procreate OP. Major Possibility of having a son with skinny forest mushroom dick. Him hating every second of having to look down at that pathetic thing the rest of his life all thanks to your shit genes. Just...don’t, OP
a serious reply OP; when the right girl meets you, it doesnt matter. she will love ur dick and you. i know its hard to take comfort in, but one day you will meet a sweet girl who will love you for who you are. relax. your penis aint that bad, yes its kind of weird, but there is alooot of weird penises out there. dont sweat it. it will be okay.
Liam Parker
Botched circumcision bro, look at your cut line
Juan Torres
What happened to you?
Noah Thompson
That's fucking disgusting dude should of had that warning blur box over that shit so you won't scar people for life, God damn user God damn you to hell!
Jack Walker
OP - Answer - What's up with the scars? They have nothing to do with circumcision. What are they?
Joseph Walker
oh god circumcision
Jackson Gray
I like how 'Murican cutfags try to deny that circumcision is genital mutilation. This dick is so mutilated it makes me want to puke.
Juan Young
fucking jews
Noah Turner
Hypospadias reconstruction? It doesn't matter really. Inform your girl so there is no shock factor. It's not that bad but if they're expecting something else it could be a little surprising. Many women looking for a relationship won't have a problem with it.
Wyatt Lee
why u always lyin?
Alexander Howard
bro, that isn't normal. Still fuck her though
Eli Wright
Not only the surgery itself, but now I know that checking your kids hormonal levels during puberty (9-14) could save them from ruinning their self-esteem or even their lives...
Oliver Torres
agreed, i have a friend who has an identical twin brother who has a massive cock while he has an average one
Parker Williams
Bruh I don’t think light can make your dick look as bad as it does here
Andrew Sanders
let the girl make up her mind if she wants to dump you after seeing that let her. But you should at least try to bone her
Evan Smith
This.
Alexander Parker
Just use a dark shade condom nigga
fuck in the dark
Sebastian Miller
can you wank normally?
David Phillips
sage
Take it to /soc/
Robert Anderson
is masturbation painful? How do you do it?
Carson Bailey
WAT! this is literally the worst case scenario
Hudson Carter
You got it. Hypospadias reconstruction, I think they needed more skin and took an extra from the head.
Kevin Cooper
OMG! UR kids gonn have that dig!??!
Brandon Morris
Just a sponge....
Just a sponge....
>Do you even comprehend the nerve endings involved with the Glans? Just a sponge... You make my physically sick.
Julian Morgan
Are your balls equally worthless? If they work enough to be able to get a girl pregnant, you're pursing a flawed sequence of inquisitions.
Adrian Rogers
Someone post that pic with the dude with a massive mushroom helmet and a skinny as fuck shaft, make OP slightly more happy about it
Dude I feel fucking sorry for you, like seriously. I have similar size so I know the struggle of having a tiny dick. It´s fucked up, but I think there are woman who a) don´t feel shit in their vag anyway b) don like to fuck c) are freaks of nature and have such a tight little pussy that your dick fits just fine
It´s making life much harder but not impossible. It´s a pretty ugly dick tbh, maybe it can be made a little prettier, as a dude who likes cock as well I wouldn´t suck it, but not bc of the size. Btw: there is a legit method to enlarge your peepee, no scam, like actually enlargement that works. drelist.com/
Don't stress it. There are many trans men out here who would kill to have what you have, and yet they still manage to charm women. It doesn't look diseased -- the tip is just flattened. And certainly looks longer than 4". It would only be a deal-breaker for a shallow, sex-obsessed person who's not worth keeping around anyways. Be happy and grateful that you have a healthy, mostly fine-looking, functioning dick.
Thanks, at least I want to try, the opposite would be to give up and it would be worst for me...
Daniel Watson
No, wayyy more funny looking.
Luke Fisher
how
Kevin Mitchell
Get one of those dick sleeves and slide it over that train wreck you call a penis son.
Dominic Flores
everyone has some kind of insecurity in life. Don't let yours get you down. You have life going well, you deserve the girl as well. Enjoy it!
Brayden Hall
... also when I see people without arms, or blind people, or people with cancer, I feel better because my "problem" does not affect my normal life, except for my family aspirations
Lucas Edwards
Tennessee flat top cock kek
Noah Lewis
Wow, might as well just reroll a new human being at that point.
Easton Green
Just buy a fleshlight and a VR headset m8, curl up in the basement and spend all your money on weed, alcohol, pizza and vidya
Don't give up OP. I had reconstruction when I was a baby and have been insecure my entire life (we look very simlar). The first time having sex was extremely nerve wracking and I wasn't sure what she would say. I did inform her prior to actually having sex of course. She thought it was cute because it was different, it had personality. We've been together for 15 years now and I don't even think twice about it anymore. I am what I am and she loves me and my dick.
Eli Morgan
looks cute, would lick it :c
Ryan Rivera
>Fit, tall >Has friends, social skills >Good job, car, live alone, good salary with savings
Dude, no one will fucking care about your dick size. You are light years ahead of some us in terms of being fit and tall, having actual friends, social skills, job, car, savings. I have a decent-sized dick but have none of these things... am skinny, ugly, unemployed with terrible social skills. You can't have EVERYTHING. If you're pitying yourself, just stop.
Gabriel Morris
What was wrong with your dick? Looked deformed like OPs? Let's see a Pic of it now
Nolan Thomas
LOL wtf is wrong with your dick head lol, did you iron that shit or hammer it flat nigguh weeeoooeeee lololololol
you should probably try to date chinks or someone ugly, I can't imagine a pretty girl would settle for less than average dick size, especially if your dick looks this ugly
Jose Perez
I've seen worse
Chase Nguyen
and from this day on this user will be forever known as "flat dick fred"
Thank you. I have never had those one-night girls, because I didn't need that kind of relationships and also I didn't feel very secure
But now it is different, that girl is the one for a long term relationship, and I really want to take it seriously... she is not very sexually active, like being with a different boy every week, but I wonder how can you keep a relationship with such condition... I don't know if eventually she will get tired and want to find another thing...
you haven't even slept with her yet and you're worrying about what comes next? jesus fuck you're probably not gonna get very far regardless
Dylan Richardson
Post your dick
Henry James
It just is what it is bud. Everyone has something they wish was different about their dick. I wish mine was a bit thicker for example, but just remember women spend a lot more time feeling your dick and less time looking at it. Just make sure when you fuck the lights are dim and most women won't notice or care unless they're going to give you head. Just don't let anyone give you head and learn how to give good head yourself and you should be fine.
Joshua Myers
I know her from months (we were friends), we have been together many times, we share many things and both like each other... of course it is not enough, but is a good start
Jonathan Price
well OP, the head of your dick definitely looks odd, and you are prob a bit below average. if you find a girl who genuinely cares about you, she probably won't give a shit, as long as you take the initiative to keep her sexually satisfied in other ways, such as oral or with toys. there is a lot more to relationships besides sex. and despite your dicks quasimodo looking appearance, it shouldn't prevent you from having kids if you can find a willing grill.
except a good 25% of men end up alone and never have kids ... so yeah there's that. most people don't find their fairy tale perfect love, and most people who do get married end up divorced. having kids can be wonderful but in today's society there's a good chance the mother will divorce you, take half your life savings, and do everything she can to keep you from your kids. so yeah, staying positive is commendable but being realistic is also a good way to prevent bitter disappointment later in life.
the positive side is that there are many incredibly fulfilling things in life besides marrying a women / having kids. enjoy your life and do cool shit!
Aaron Wilson
I just blew whiskey out of my nose you cocksucker it fucking burns
Nicholas Watson
I know, I have my grandparents as reference, and it is more rare to find it nowadays...
The positive side is what I have had until now, I have changed job and city whenever I have wanted, I plan my weekends as I want (sometimes the day before), I have dedicated many time to my hobbies and personal projects, I appreciate my emotional stability and being alone whenever I want...
But suddenly one day you find someone you really want to be with, and you realize that happiness is better when shared, and many of the things I used to do alone begin to feel meaningless.
May be it is just temporary, but I do not want to spend the rest of my life desperately trying to avoid the feeling of loneliness, traveling far and doing more extreme things every time.
Anthony Robinson
Was this the result of bad bootleg fireworks accident?
