IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!

>ywn fight space niggers in your lifetime

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More like purge whites. God I hate them. Whites deserved to be executed.

Does this mean I'll finally get that big tiddy alien waifu I've always dreamed and fantasized about?

I hope they are hot and will fix all my issues.

>first contact is happening in your life time
I'm scared bros...

Lack of pussy

wait. why am I asking?
>brb playing summertime saga

The aliens are here to purge themselves from Europe

You want to believe.

no it means you will be gender bent into a big tiddy alien waifu while the males fuck you and you moan like a whore

Holy shit...it's real
thetrumpet.com/20781-us-mexico-immigration-an-open-door-for-europe

sweet, I hope it's the Culture

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I'm... actually ok with this.

What should I do now that its the end of the world?

Close this thread, Mods

based ayys

Fuck I wish

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>fake
God why

Imagine if real first contact happened,majority of people won't even believe it's real

Just what we needed, space poachers
ITS OUR RESOURCES

First pic of the alien appeared online some hours ago...it's happening. Get your family,wife,kids,parents,animals,etc. in a secured place...they're not here for peace.

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The end is near...

Imagine being this retarded

It was off topic

based

>Europe
Stupid cunts.

And you broke a rule dumbass also,if alien contact happens then it's not Yea Forums related? It'll be on all news,you are fucking pathetic.

>forgetting that announcing a ban is ban worthy offence

Bump

Cringe

The hero Yea Forums needs

They’re not aliens ffs.
How many times do I have to tell you they’re robots from the future.

God I hate Spielbergo’s fans.

>News
First of all, has nothing to do with TV shows or films
Nextly, fake as hell

>aliens invade
>still virgin
What do before we all die?

The day Has come.
To check these fucking dubs

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do your fucking jobs

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you're high

Got any sisters?

>news are not television
We got a genius here boys

So,what if ayy lmaos are nice?

He's in

holy shit an alien just flew over my house

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Exellent work mr president

Yes,why?

>it’s real

>why
You must be new here

>aliens arrive
>they take all women
>leave
Good or bad?

Do they leave sexbots behind? Well, good either way really.

>still virgin
>probably will get desintregatred
Aaaaaaaaaagghhhh

Bad. Without women, no sex. No reproduction. No creatures to admire and love unironically.

Call X COM!

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Based.

"Hope aliens abduct all white males"
~Brie

>actual answear
Disgusting,go back

Have first contact with a woman incel

TIRED OF WINNING YET?

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Keyword here is "if".

Hope Brie abducts me UwU
How can someone be so gorgeous guys?

Great more fucking immigrants heading to Europe

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Basee

>implying it wont happen by 2040

Alright then, picture this if you will:

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me,
It's gotta be,
Deadhead Chemistry,
The blotter got right on top of me,
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

>cont...

Indians should rule the world.

>when it does
>if it does
We won't report this thread
>haven't ever banged a bitch?

>cont...

You better listen.
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes.
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down.
This is so real.
Like the time Dave floated away.
See my heart is pounding,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now!
It was so real.
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sort of terrifying.
And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
You all sound like Peanut's parents
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real.
Finally it's my lucky day.
See my heart is racing,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now!
You believe me, don't you?
And this wasn't all in my head.
See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,
Then they showed me something.
I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red.
Can't remember what they said.
God damn. Shit the bed!
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen,
Shit the bed again,
Typical.
Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red.
Sunkist and sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared.
Can't remember what they said.
God damn. Shit the bed!
I can't remember what they said to me.
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero!
Can't remember what they said.
Bob help me.
Can't remember what they said.
Don't know.
Won't know.
God damn shit the bed!

>Europe
Fake.

seek help shizo.

This but unironically
We're going to see a huge spike in dumbass posts like this unless the government sends one of these flat Earth retards into space to debunk the shit, or if they go to the edge of the Earth themselves.

>it's unironically real
wtf I'm scared boys

Got the pic without reddit frog on the side?

Aliens are in my room bros and I.....fxjh cjhffghghbm!,.,mnm!!,,!!!!!mnnnjjujk!?..,,

THEY ARE ENTERING THE SUPERMARKETS

HERE'S THE NEWEST FOOTAGE

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BRAPPP

>implying will have electricity when itll happen

>believing aliens exist
The dumb board is

What a chad

I was captured by a UFO in 99'. Nobody believed my story. I still haven't recover

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You are literally an alien to other beings aswell.

AHEM

Not true retard,God made us real. Life is a dream.

Say aliens came and they're declaring war if we don't give them 50% of our population. (From all countries)
Would you sign up for war? I would, fuck aliens.

Boredom

Bro, have sex

No,I'd give them the bad population

You're alive, is what's wrong. Kys

bargain with them to just take africa and israel

Let them have all whites. Especially alt right conservtards

I would immediately assume bluebeam or something

If it's fake, you only have your personal shame. If it's real, you're witnessing history.

It's honestly an easy thing to choose.

>not even /x/
based mods

No, space is flat

stock market up 1%, fake news

Markets not even open yet. What are you talking about?

depends what they want them for

It's guaranteed replies, every time... every fucking time.
For fucksake Yea Forums... why are you so easy?

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I would fuck aliens.

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They must have watched the last season of GOT and were so disappointed they sought an explanation in person

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Lack of want to believe in boredom that you’re alive and feel shame

your mom burger fuck

I wonder how long after the arrival of aliens it would be before the first human fucked one

this sentence could be extended into an entire chapter in a self help book

Hours. If one gets away from the pack it's going down. Humans, man.

lizard people
insects people
light based beings

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Go home space niggers.

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have to deal with the local niggers first user. that's the first test

I wish it were true.

>Got the pic without reddit frog on the side?

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Fucking dumbass, that's Dobby.

if alex jones dosent save us we are doomed

EN.KI Show me your ways!

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They'll quickly realize earth is a polluted shithole and simply piss off.

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