What's the ebst way to experience getting fucked in the ass "passively" on my own?

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Vibrating dildo toy. Buy lots of batteries

Strap dildo to old washing machine with a pedestal in the middle. Mount and turn on the wash cycle so it rotates both ways

i want one with really strong "back and forth" movement, dont care much about vibration tbh

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pay a hooker to fuck you.

this is ok but a bit disappointing

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Get the attachment that allows for you to attach a dildo to a sawzaw/reciprocating saw. Attach large dildo and have at it.

best tip so far!

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I'm straight, don't find any men attractive and the thought of kissing a man makes me feel sick but I'd really like to get a rough ass fucking occasionally. When I'm on stimulants I can't help but ravage my asshole with whatever I can fit inside it, wish I had gay nigfriend with a BBC I could get round to pound me when I'm drugged up.

Is this weird?

moar hoar

no the exact same happens to me too ive noticed
after doing certain drugs i have a couple of days where i turn into a super faggot (pics related).
other periods im just totally not into it

Try live in Sweden

which drugs, fagboi?

Ecstasy makes anal very enjoyable

anything that raises serotonin and norepinephine i think

Warm cucumber or carrot.

honestly, a fuck machine is the way to go

i have one and haven't looked back; once you experience it you'll wonder why you didn't get one ages ago.