Prove that I, an intellectual, should spend my time on procreation and females

Prove that I, an intellectual, should spend my time on procreation and females.

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You shouldn't. Use that brain of yours to DL porn if you feel like it. Otherwise don't. I don't fucking care.

Have you seen the opening to Idiocracy?

That means he's gonna die masturbating.

I got nothing.

if you're an intellectual, why are you in Yea Forums?

you aren't an intellectual. quod erat fucking demonstrandum.

Why i sould masturbating?

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Just to show you, what another life is possible

fuck dude why DO you sould masturbating

And if not?

if not then go and do

What will i gain by doing this?

enlightenment

During ejaculation you lose a lot of energy, think about it

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At the very least take one for the team and donate to the sperm bank.
You’ll be free of obligations and the human race won’t end up living out idiocracy.

yeah but that post nut clarity is like actually a really fuckin good feeling tho

Ok, but there a plenty of another methods

Come to a website full of faggots
Ask about Procreation

put that text on a dank meme like techno duck or advice dog and you should be fine to go

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If you are a Christian (or almost any other religion) because your god demands that you 'be fruitful and multiply'. If you're an atheist then because as an intelectual you know that we are just animals and that you must procreate to carry your genes foeward and as a superior thinker it is even more important for you to reproduce than the average human.

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But have you ever considered the amount of energy you lose as you come with the force of 1000 suns?

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It only reinforced my argument

How?

I am pessemistic atheist, i believe that we have no moral right to bring another feeling being into this world of pain

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The Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen act between two homosexual men, where one male defecate on another guys taint and then proceeds to eat the shit between the guys bunslike a hot dog.

If you ever visit San Francisco or surrounding area, you have to find another male to perform a Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen.

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post-irony

what the fuck even is "post nut clarity" I've heard of it before and I've never felt something like that in my whole life

And then they it da poo poo

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Let’s say you’re lonely and horny. You’ve got an ex you could maybe hit up and get your dick sucked, but everything else about her is toxic and just a big ball of no. But you really want to fuck and have no other prospects. But her crazy is a 8.9 on the Richter scale.

So, you crank one out and really think to yourself ‘is hitting my crazy ex up still a good plan? Nahhhh, definitely not’.

That’s post nut clarity.