Greetings and salutations, I'm back for the third time today(its now tonight where I am, whatevs)...

greetings and salutations, I'm back for the third time today(its now tonight where I am, whatevs). Let me be frank and firm. I don't care that much about the environment, mostly because I'm not a vegan faggot. but I did discover this thing called ecosia, lemme break it down for you Yea Forumsois
>search engine
>if you use it to search for stuff 45 times, they apparently plant a tree
>you can type in whatever you want, like nigger, kike, cuck, why am I a gay ass doomer, you get the picture
>they hate google
>we hate google, not for the same reasons. but still, fuck google
>if Yea Forums makes this the most used search engine on the internet, it will forever prove google is garbage, maybe even kill it, the internet is all about amount of hits, you know this well.
>most complex goals in history have been attained by relatively simple means
>all you have to do is literally type "nigger" 46 times and its creates oxygen.
>felt it out, they actually do plant trees

I've come up with something good go fuck yourself, I'm right, who's ready for some old Yea Forums level lulz?

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why is google so bad

kys

because they want to hide things everyone needs to see

why I'm gunna get laid tomorrow
>you aren't getting laid
>jealous you didn't come up with this

that being said, im not gunna samefag this. if my idea sucks I need to know, but I reserve the right to bump my thread with quality porn

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hawt what else ya got?

Bump

thanks bruh

Ignoring the the fact that this is a retarded marketing scheme, trees account for a relatively small portion of oxygen production. The vast majority comes from phytoplankton in the oceans

was waiting to address this issue. I hate these vegan fags that made this site. I do not support them in any way. I support Yea Forums and internet bullying
>the people we usually bully have created a badly coded, shit tier platform
>it's still better than google, because it isn't google
>I like the idea of using this to hurt propagandist libtard faggots who hate you and me, and everything we stand for

planting trees based on a internet index searches.

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its a good thread. fuck u fags, you used to do things. whoops for trying to stir up real action on this board. I'm disappointed, oldfag out

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fuck you google, I can stay up awhile longer. you cant hide my thread, your evil an Anons hate u

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bump

I'm gunna fall asleep. I'm not on meth theres only so much I can do, heres porn, keep my thread alive if I stop responding

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from last night to prove its me

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bump

this is way more interesting than my cbd thread, fuck you guys, I'm gunna keep posting it all week.
>your fags
>hail old Yea Forums
>your fags

im still here, I care about this, eat my ass

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booty for newfags

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nice

by the way, said I won't samefag this. I'm doing it anyway, this is a good idea, worth samefagging. you wont post in it because you're fags

have some more booty

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no it's funny fuck you

fags rowing about my CBD post, wow Yea Forums is shitty now

Ok.

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They hide shit and bump google sponsored products.
Try looking for roms and isos on google and you get jack shit.
But put "y" into the search bar and i think you know what’s going to pop up.

there are not enough people on all of Yea Forums including family and friends to put a dent to googles userbase

it's not about that. hear me out
>they do plant trees
>Yea Forums can plant trees by typing "NIGGERS"
>possibly the last great Yea Forums prank in history, but hope not, maybe its the start of many more
>somebody at ecosia keeps track of what people search because datamining
>most searched word on libtard engine is "NIGGERS"

how do we lose here?

well for all we know ecosia might just be some faggots trying to scam people

if we find them out to be lying faggots, even better.

>if we improve the planet by typing NIGGERS repeatedly, fucking awesome

again, how do we lose?

strategy dictates the best victim is always un suspecting.

cause planting trees isn't improving the planet, in the long run we're just buying humanity more time and humanity is the problem if you wanna "save the planet"

the planet was here before humanity and will be here long after we are gone, not sure why people call it saving the planet

Bbbbbump

this is a joke clearly for our enjoyment and also we might produce oxygen. I'm so based I've become the floor.

you guys really are fags these days. wanna talk about anything? saw a dead body yesterday. boi looked ruff. really made me think

fuck u ecosia ceo your search engine sounds like a skin disease that you would pick up in sand-nigger territory. fuck u and your fuck trees that you aren't planting and fuck your fat hillbilly wife/sister too.

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Hi this is Google.

You are pathetic and insignificant. If you keep coming after us we'll inform the authorities of your searches for loli and child porn.

that's whats interesting, I don't work for these people, I'm using them for my own amusement.
>aka everyone's amusement
>I have a god tier sense of humor
one of two things will happen here
>Anons plant trees by typing NIGGER
>help the environment unironically
>we expose shit tier company for lying faggots

how do we lose user?

>oldfag
>never entered a lolli or shota thread
>know what that is
>lol
>I'm funny, type NIGGERS into ecosia or be a scab faggot., very simple

we lose when we are the only ones making this effort and normies will never leave their beloved Google. It's literally a saying now to "Google it". "Ecosia it" doesn't work. Google will forever reign as long as normies stay tunnel-visioned and ignorant.

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sorry you've lost heart user, I know how it feels. but if we band together and have fun ruining this shitty startup by just typing NIGGERS, maybe, just maybe
>old Yea Forums lulz will return
>hackerman did, last night enjoyed talking with him
>holy fuck Yea Forums is back

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By the way is hackerman still in the house? I wanna know what hackerman thinks of my joke. I think hes based, and would probably blow him.

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HAWHAWHAWHAW a beetle

Arguing with this retard is like arguing with the hobo who says the hotdog is telling him to murder his shoe. It's a waste of time. Let this fags threads die. Maybe the failure of his shitty search engine will lead him to kill himself

agreed. how do you kill a shoe though? that sounds fun

honestly funny as hell, but this isn't old Yea Forums good luck man. simple as that

also, you can't blow me, sorry, I'm not into doomers

Interesting. I used to use it. It also has a phone app. Results aren't as good but I guess if you search the same thing over and over that ain't bad

it's user friendly if you don't actually use it for anything

I'm having a grilled cheese at the moment. it's ok, would be better with some relish

any suggestions on how to achieve a better grilled cheese?

>this is actually me
>my thread is still funny because if this works...
>I can die happy
>jokes are the only thing that matter to me anymore

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mayo on the outside of the bread. or spray oil.

great idea. just recently got into mayo, put on chicken because im a kang.

>not really
>I just like chicken and tried mayo+chicken
>im still a nigger

here's the thing Yea Forums im going to bed, but im right. please type NIGGERS into ecosia, because its funny. Night fellas