Sup Yea Forums,
So whenever I jack off, I cum on this tee that’s in my drawer. Been doing this for years
I’m currently high in bed and thought you guys would like it
Sup Yea Forums
Joshua Moore
Asher Gomez
thats pretty fucking gross
good job OP
David Nelson
Give it a lick
Jason Butler
eww I just jerked off on it, that’s gay
Benjamin Jones
the stench on that must be awful
Daniel Adams
Pick a corner that you didn't?
Luke Fisher
How long does it take for it to smell? I used to do this a long time ago with a sock (I use tissues now). I think I would switch the sock every couple months? It just smelled oddly sweet, not gross though
Joshua Bennett
Oh my fucking god
Charles Lee
I've got one of those on the floor under my desk that i just bust all over. For emergency quick faps Its a couple years dirty but looks nothing like that. Just covered in hard white crusty streaks.
The wood backing under my desk is also caked and crusty as fuck from power shots.
Alexander Sanchez
niggawut
Luke Miller
but your socks werent decayed brown like this were they?
Dominic Sullivan
I mean I can’t really tell since I’ve been doing this for years. I just went up close and took a sniff and it smells like cum
Andrew Peterson
Just cum on yourself and wipe it off.
Brandon Kelly
I call bs on this fag
Liam Cruz
Jack Wood
very cool, user!
Colton Harris
lick the crustiest spot
Jeremiah Moore
anyone know if it’ll grow mushrooms? at that point I’d throw it out and start fresh but for now imma keep going
Isaac Clark
why the fuck would you keep that
Noah Hernandez
I’m not licking my dried cum, I’m not a fag
William Nelson
put it on, then take a pic, you'll be a legend i promise.
Colton Diaz
Wouldn’t fit anyways, but I could try to open it up and break the crust
John Stewart
Juan Lopez
Keep jerking off onto it until the day you die.
Brayden Adams
Nice work op. Reminds me that Yea Forumsro that used to post his annual bottle of cum.
Carson Richardson
I like the mild scattering of pubes. Nice touch.
Carter Campbell
Asher Martinez
OP LISTEN HERE SET IT ON FIRE
IT WILL MAKE THE MOST GLORIOUS NOISE ON THE EARTH
TRUST ME I DID IT ONCE AND IT WAS EPIC AS FUCK
Or make fake napalm (really easy watch a youtube tutorial) and mix it with that shit
You will make the perfect explosive
Jacob Foster
Thanks, didn’t even notice them until I took the pic
Austin Johnson
Do it for science
Andrew Miller
I might do the same now if I don’t eventually throw it away
Noah Martin
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Adam King
>0 search results
I'm scared bros
Noah Rodriguez
At what point did it become your official lifelong cum rag?
Easton Edwards
Oh okay, well...
You could take it and leave it at a mall or subway or somewhere populated.
Maybe a playground? Too far?
Oliver Collins
Does it have any smell to it?
Sebastian Gonzalez
Idk, I’m just lazy af and didn’t want to get tissues
Evan Lewis
Dude you're a legend, up there with MLP cumjar guy
Elijah Jones
LMAO I could totally leave it somewhere. I live in this complex where everyone has to get their mail at this certain place, and there’s a small playground and a picnic table there. I could leave it there tomorrow night
Ethan Gutierrez
I used to cum on the floor onto the carpet. After about 5 years I changed the carpet. Thanks for the memories op.
Jeremiah Ward
Can really tell anything unless I get close to it
Ayden Bailey
Indeed it would be epic as fuck. I was just thinking though, you aren't a registered sex offender or anything right? It's unlikely, but if some kid buries there hand in it like I buried my hand in a warm pile of MAN shit on top of the slide as a kid, mom might put 2 and 2 together and know its cum and hand it in.
I mean its more likely they'll just think its shit and sit somewhere else but its up to you.
Looking out for you user, is all. There is a bit of DNA on that shirt.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Not a sex offender or ever gotten in trouble with the law, and yeah your right
William Barnes
>thinking that someone will request a DNA test on an abandoned shirt
Imagine being so naive
Ryan Foster
Well then, it can't be traced back to you. Unless you fuck up down the road.
>30 years later
>thats the fucker who jerked off at playgrounds
>sex offender
>but it was a joke
>sex offender
But hey, you'd still be that legend I promised you.
Aaron Cox
It's very unlikely as I said, they will likely think its some kids old shirt covered in bird shit.
Grayson King
this is why the white man needs to die
black fucking power, yall to nasty to survive
Bentley Williams
dude what the fuck?
please kill yourself fking weirdo
Nicholas Smith
i wonder how it would smell if you burned it. like if i were you id burn it out of grim fucking curiosity
Carson Robinson
im just fking vomit
This shit is beyond gross
Hudson Jenkins
I remembered his name. Jizzus Christ. He posted every Jizzmas.
You are standing in the company of God's user, and you are holding your own.
Joseph Butler
I still wonder how much he sold em for.
Josiah Jenkins
this is going to get so many upvotes on reddit
Colton Davis
I'd say sweet scent, but in summer or a hot room. Like burning candies.
Benjamin Gomez
Start pissing and shitting on it to make it smell better
Brandon Perez
He sold them? Wew lad!
Jayden Bailey
Can someone please screencap this?