Daily reminder:

Stair case*

Some people peak at high school.

>sex at 15 is cool

Jokes on you faggot we all died in 2012 and everything you experienced from then on was a dying dream

And then everyone clapped.

lmao ok nigga

this some sort of cuck shit?

I am very attractive and had my first sex with 25. I watched so much porn I could recognize the porn actors by their cock shape.

>I am very attractive
X

Nobody respects or gives a shit about a 15 year old, and they're very small in the grand scheme of things. Late teens to mid 20s is what really matters.

What made you post this, user? Do you miss your highschool gf? It's ok. We're here for you.

haha that dude in the picture is probably bald my now

I hope I come back as a chad in my next life.

I'm glad I didn't bother with sex before I found the right girl.

Stop! You’re making me want to kill myself!!!!!!!!!

>constantly referencing virgin gf

wanna know how i know you are a perma virgin incel

I left that life for that exact reason. I played football and ran track. Hanging out with the football bruvs is fun and all but you end up loosing them anyway when you graduate. College is where you can really party and fuck bitches. i left that shit junior year so i could make money and study hard.
Because i got a job when i was 16, now at 18 i am a manager, making like 20 an hour. I still live with my parents so its all money for me. I also use my free time to hang out with real friends, not with football dudes who are going to random other colleges. i managed to get into a good university by me so i can live at home while attending. I can keep hanging out with my bros from work and by me. I also can continue my manager job. I can also keep my ebay gig selling shit i find at vallue village for profit, making up to 600 a month on that too. I also use the free time making connections and networking, so when i graduate i can get an actualy job and not have to settle for mediocracy.

I really dont mean to be all braggy, and i know the post was bait, but this post is just for people on here who may be feeling bad about "missing out" on that shit .

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Took 4 virginities, sex with virgins sucks

OP doesnt know all those non jocks getting pussy.

I ended up fucking some mexican and never talking to her again. Sometimes waiting is better

They get clingy

We've been visited by Chad. Why us he here? What is his purpose? No one knows.

Bill gates definitely was not a varsity football player and probably lost his virginity in late 20s. look at him now
peaking in high school means nothing. most that do can't get past it and end up not doing much but always talk about the "good times" and never really mentally leave...

Wasn't even that. They're bad at sex

I was 15 getting tail while playing videos games when I wasn’t in school. Nothing better than head while playing MGS3

white people have NO culture, white history is filled with hatred and evil of you cracker jack, crack-honkeys stealing from other races including their cultures. blacks are inferior in culture you say? atleast we have one, where whites have none at all, when u think of white culture what comes to mind? music? no blacks did that, dancing? the spanish did that, food? mexicans, took that. not to mention white people are genetically INFERIOR to blacks, white people are prone to skin cancer, sunburns, eye cancer, lice, aging quickly, un-athletic, if you think your race is seriously surperior just because your kind can solve useless math equations , than you're a fucking idiot.

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Jokes on you loser I had sex with a woman when I was 5 years old. (Technically its was molestation but tomato tomahto)

True, they also always seem to be afraid their gona get pregnant after

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aye at least it was a woman amirite

>”Life is all about being YOUNG and cool”

That’s called peaking in High School you fucking tard

If you're fucking dumb chicks maybe. All of the girls I slept with were on the pill and I used a condom.

if you were any older than 15 you'd know that none of that shit fucking matters in the long run. Why are you so obsessed with some trope?

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OP has been with less than 50 women and it ahows.

I lost my virginity at 14

Honestly, while sex makes you cooler at a younger age, and deflowering virgins is fun and all, I pretty quickly learned it's hard as fuck to make virgins/newbies cum, while college+girls cum easy

And making a girl cum is significantly more satisfying than just busting

Honestly I'd prefer to fap if I know I'm not gonna make her cum

Op was just an autistic retard in High School, the only reason he had such a shit time is because he was probably a shit person. Don’t believe this, op is just a bitter person because he thinks girls need to be virgins to even get in a 10 foot radius of him

Someone’s daddy didn’t love him enough

How old r ur bitches? Im talking about fucking them when your in like highschool and all them be dumb

Two 14 yo girls that babysat me, but yeah.

You gotta get them there before you even insert it. They can go multiple times in quick succession.

17-25

What. A. Negro

Sexual market value for males peak at 39.
Maybe open a book rather than stay stuck in the past. Then again I had women on my dick when I was 15 so....

I fucked up and only watched lesbian porn, so when i fucked a bitch for the first time i couldnt cum because i wasnt used to the whole "dick" thing. I smashed her shit for like 3 hours and didnt cum. Im pretty sure she did tho... hopefully.

To shit on OP’s imaginary virgin friend that he’s made up and thinks is some sort of real life trope.

Or maybe it’s to reflect on how fucking stupid he was in High School

All girls can shotgun orgasm, and I have a much easier time doing it to older girls

Guys who actually got laid in HS arent on here posting shit like this

Wow, thats actually not bad on the "molestation scale" I was thinking like your moms 43 year old friend or some shit

Why is football so important?

Whats wrong with crackerjacks? You got something against carmel popcorn with peanuts?

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Oh i see, i havent fucked any girls older than 18 (because im 18), any advice on older women? I almost got with a 22 yyear old hong kong girl last year but shit happened

She didn't

You know when a girl cums, they know if they came, if they aren't sure, they didn't cum

Cumming is just as intense if not more intense for girls

Well i asked her if she did and she said she did like twice, and it did look like she was like twice when i was smashing and once when i was eating her out, but she couldve been faking right

Unless math equations got your dirt pile living ancestors on that boat, shit black man didn't invent the computer or electricity either bud. Slavery been over for years what the fuck is Africas excuse now?

>wanting to be with the 15 year old cheerleader
how old are you OP?
Be honest.

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Honestly, it kind of fucked me up because I thought I was in love with one, and then she rejected me of course, because I was only 5 - 6. Made me freak out about having sex with any woman I was attracted to. I fucked mostly marginal chicks until I reached my 30s.

This

Believe me, it took me years to realize and much disappointment when I finally made a girl actually cum at 17

I thought I was making them cum all along, and it was pleasurable for them, which is why I thought their moans meant they were cumming, but when they actually cum you realize it instantly

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I don't sleep around, every girl I've slept with was via dating them first. No clue how I landed any of them, I'm a total loser. I've got that dorky charm, I guess.

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Sorry to hear that, mustve been tough. Glad your fucking better now tho. good looks bruv

Well no, I had multiple teenage girls think they "came" because it was pleasurable, and for girls they get waves of pleasure so they think each wave is an orgasm. But even they don't realize they haven't had a true orgasm until they have one

Clearly you know nothing about me.

Sometimes I can't tell. Like sometimes I can feel the pussy convulse. And sometimes they just lay there moaning with their ass stuck out like a cat when you find the right spot to scratch. Is that cumming? It seems like it, but Im not sure.

So.... You're mediocre because you didn't peak in highschool?

Explain

>dorky charm
you sound like a faggot

Thats probably better in the long run, my mentality about fucking women is kinda fucked because my first time was an online hookup with a latina one night stand when i was 15

That's fine, I have nothing to be ashamed of. I've had multiple fulfilling relationships, both emotionally and sexually. Currently in one.

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This is the type of dude desperate for a virgin gf and mad because he can't have one now. So probably this dude turns to being a pedo.

he may be a faggot, but atleast he's getting women, better than 72% of this site. (No offence torwards you, for all i know you could be a dude with like 8 bitches or some shit)

Daily reminder:

Pussy is overrated. VASTLY overrated.
Age 14:
>Poindexter < Chad
Age 35:
>Poindexter > Chad.

Want proof? youtube.com/watch?v=lrCQxY77snA

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>samefag
I mean obviously when the pussy convulses they're cumming. But what about the other?

Iv'e had niether, longest relationship was 3 days with a freshman Hmong bitch

Facts.

That's precisely what it is. Fuck OP.

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it was amazing

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I doubt it. When I was 15 I went to one of those """""gifted""""" high schools where absolutely everyone has S tier autism, talked like they were the smartest person to ever exist, socially shunned people if they didn't get in calc i/ii by age 14, danced at school dances like they were in a gulag, etc. Also, there weren't any athletics teams at the school save for two: a league of legends team and a basketball team that considered getting 1/3 of the "enemy team's" points a win. To give you more perspective, since our school didn't have a band program, I had to play in another high school's jazz band. I, when I was 15, considered these jazz band musicians CHADS and was awestruck by their ability to carry on both funny and meaningful conversations. So, no, I don't think anyone at my high school was having sex at age 15, and I'd be willing to bet that just ~25% of them have an irl friend, let alone a girlfriend or wife, right now.

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If you want my advice, don't use dating apps. They're trash and pervert the dating scene. I was one them for a hot second trying to rebound from my ex, and it really fucked with me. I assume you're in your early 20's, if that, so you'll have plenty of chances to meet women in your jobs, at school, etc. Just let it happen.

user, you sound like a coward. Get over yourself, degens like you think life's over at 18 bc Mommy won't wash your shitty undies anymore. I'm not a Chad, but grow TF up dude.

I was playing games and having sex at 15.

I also watched a fuck ton of porn.

Played sports badly.....

Except jock Chads will never know the pleasure of tabletop rpgs, sperging out over random creative or otherwise cerebral activities. Even the intelligent chads tend to avoid the good stuff, like GURPS. Jocks are missing out.

Virgin pussy is overrated anyway, too tight.

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Often no, girls get waves of pleasure which makes it super confusing at first and super understandable to why it's such a hard to do thing, because how do you improve if you thought you were hitting the goal all along? But when they cum they cum hard, sometimes so hard they cannot stand more because of the pleasure, or they completely freeze. When my wife cums while bent over doggy style I can normally keep fucking her but her entire spine tenses up and she arcs her back up, her toes curl and she practically chokes on air

Im currently 18, but a manager at my job, so il get fired if i do anything with women their because they below me

Fucked you how? Weren't you there to get fucked?

What's it like to have a wife? Im planning on moving to china for business and will probably have to get one there

Sorry buddy, I fucked girls in HS, and I was a DM for 3.5. I also played world of Warcraft, hockey, and football

as if the greatest accomplishment made in life is getting laid as a teenager.

mfw OP peaked in high school.

I was there to distract myself emotionally, got dumped after 3 years. They made me realize how shallow the dating scene had become since 8 had been dating my ex. A lot had changed, and you’d match with a dozen girls and have 0 real convos. Went on 6 dates in a month and they all sucked major ass, these girls don’t know how to hold a convo.

Yeah, but you can meet people at local places like bars or concerts if you want.

So, what did they do to you, or make you do? In detail.

And that's nice, but you didn't get to spend 8 hours a day cranking out excel tables and designing your own adventure modules. And I did cross country, had a nice long-term gf. Just saying it's okay to not be living that jock life, since you get to spend time doing other nice things.

It's nice, but I should warn you. You have to find a girl that never wears you out. If you ever for a moment think "I've spent enough time with her today, I should go home" then don't get married

I could literally spend months with just her and wouldn't grow tired of her presence

>WOOOO SUMMERS HERE AND ALL CAPS IS COOL!!!

Times have changed
Change that white wimp to a black pimp

am amerifag so bar age is 3 years ,
live in gay area so no concerts that arnt like the lumineers

Cross country is great, but now i hate running haha

Thats actually great advice. any other

I'm not even sure women know what cumming is. I had one girl literally tell me its was like scratching a really good itch. She'd cum in like 5 minutes and want to stop. I couldn't even tell except she'd get real quiet and arch her back. Now my wife definitely has pussy convulsions when she cums. She releases a lot of goo and then wants to go sleepy.

That's creepy and overbearing. If you're honestly like that, good luck on anything lasting longer than a year.

>When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
i'm 20 and that's still pretty much the case to this day

It’s not like you’re stuck in one place forever. I’m 25 and it feels like my life is just starting, I’m about to have my master’s and find a real job. Feels like my life has had no substance until now, I’ve literally been in school my entire life. It’s tough to have perspective on something you haven’t experienced, but the world is a huge place with tons of people and jobs. You control your own path.

Scholarship or Parents money?

Assistantship through the uni, they paid me to teach and also took care of tuition. Have some loans, though. 10k in debt for a master’s in chem isn’t too bad.

Would getting a MBA be worth it? I already have 2 years of collegecredit and want to do a 1 year intensive mba after bachelors, so il have the MBA when im 21. Sound like good plan?

I’ll also mention that I’ve been employed since I was 17, and haven’t spent more than 6 months without a job. I worked all through college.

Bullshit I didn't.

I still have materials from every one of my custom campaigns, including hand made props including a 70 page spell book written in archaic runes that took my party 10+sessions to learn the secrets of

Also I was the raid leader/MT for my guild throughout BC and Wotlk (was only ot for vanilla)

I also got drunk on fireball and Corona lights at after-game house parties and played strip spin the bottle with a 4:1 girl to guy ratio

you so so right bruh

I can’t really tell you, I’ve been hardcore buried in academia so I don’t even really know what the job market is like, talk to the uni career center.

Again, girls often go many years without having an orgasm, and they think they have

I wish in my next life I want to be born as a Stacy. I'm tired of being a mediacore male. Although I get my sex from my uncle's and cousins, but that's gay. I just want to be a Stacy that cheers around to my hottest Chad and after that get pregnant and live a quiet live somewhere out in the countryside.

>Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
These jocks went onto be cops in their small, midwest shitty towns.
I'm good.
Have you ever heard of Google computer nerds salaries?

>talked like they were the smartest person to ever exist, socially shunned people if they didn't get in calc i/ii by age 14, danced at school dances like they were in a gulag, etc. Also, there weren't any athletics teams at the school save for two: a league of legends team and a basketball team that considered getting 1/3 of the "enemy team's" points a win.
This is pretty common in tism schools. I've known a few people in them. "known" (past tense) because they're ego tripping cunts

>be jock at 15
>full ride to college
>drafted to NFL
>life-endingly crippled before 40 because of a life of sports, drinking, and probably drugs
nice life

We celebrate 8 years married on July 16 next month, I have my own lounge and she has her studio, we have our own lives and own interests, but we never bore of each other, how is that creepy?

i fucking hate Yea Forums, so confusing to use, how do you gys keep track of threads

Use the catalog and don’t try to keep up with fast boards like Yea Forums

(you)
#notallautists
Have to add that in because I know autists that are actually cool to hang around
It's the blue ribbon wins that fuck everything up

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Sooo... OP thinks he lived the high life as a jock back in his high school days and is posting about it on /b to soothe the dread he feels for his life going nowhere since high school.

Dime a dozen story of a moron.

You just have to keep the tab open until you dont want to see it anymore

7 year itch is real, but if your heart wanders you can bring it right back by reminding yourself that all the qualities you're falling in love with on someone else are the same qualities you fell in love with for her

Not gonna bother with green text.

The first babysitter started slow.
She'd had long brown hair and she'd have me brush it. We progressed to rolling around together on the couch. Then one day she started having me rub her nips under her bra. Finally one evening she came to my bed and took her pants off. So I took off mine. I was like 5 years old so there wasn't much I could do, but I instinctively rubbed her pussy. She got real wet and then started crying and left my room. She refused to babysit or spend time with me after that. Really fucked with my head.

The second babysitter was the first one's friend. The first one must have told the second about it , because she came in right away trying to get me going. She took off her top, had me lick her nips, and then took me to my parents room where she put me between her legs and ground her pussy on me. I remember she turned on the TV to cover the sound and the Beverly Hillbillies was on.

The second one died in a car wreck about 10 years later. I heard a truck hit her and knocked her body about 50 yards into a field.

>I'm not even sure women know what cumming is
When it happens, they know. It's an orgasm, more intense and longer lasting than a man's. It all centers on the clitoris.

Nice, way to be self made. Too few like that nowadays. I'm too poor/lazy for college atm, so I'm housekeeping at a hotel until I turn 21. After that, get my CDL license, drive long haul semis until I'm 25 and save my money. Hopefully by then, I'll have over 150k in the bank (long-haul trucking is very lucrative [and I'm an excellent budgeter for being 20]) no attachments and then from there.. idk lolol. But good luck with college. We're going Yeo very different routes, but the end result will be the same. Success.

You came off odd to me.

When I was 15 back in 1987, I may have been playing video games, but unless one knew someone with a tape collection (and I didn't) one probably wasnt watching many porn vids. My Commodore 64 computer wasn't set up for that stuff just yet. I was too focused on school stuff anyway to care about girls too much. (Well, that and I had a domineering parental figure that'd never let that happen, but that's another story)

Oh shit also. Honesty early and often. NEVER FUCKING LIE. It's a lot easier for someone who loves you to forgive your shortcomings if you're always honest than for them to realize they can't trust you. And no matter how smart you are, no web of lies are impervious

dont mean to sound like a cunt but becoming a semi driver might be a bit risky, i know it might be a meme but automation might gay it up, Also if you get a rig off a loan what are you going to do when oil gets fucked

Mimi reader on Android is perfect.

I might marry a chinese girl because il be living their, any advice on that?

OP, when this copypasta first came out 8 years ago it was only slightly relevant. Now it's completely irrelevant as kids start fucking at age 8. Are you 40 or something ?

Yeah, I guess I could see how that statement is creepy. I more mean this:

You know how you can be hanging out with a friend all day but near the end of the day you just want to head home and unwind by yourself? I don't get that with her and she doesn't get that with me.

I've only found a hand full of people in my life like that and I value that in a long term relationship more than anything else

Actually there are at least two types of female orgasm. The clitoral, and "G Spot" or anterior (top) wall beyond the vulva.

Been around it all my life, automation is still at the least 10 years off, and even then they're not going to all be automated overnight. I've got time. The oil bit, if gas goes up guess what? The company just charges more per load so no skin off my back. In the mid 2000s when diesel was 5.00 a gallon in some areas truckers were making 6000 a load for short hauls due to gas markups. It's all cyclical.

And you don't loan a truck, you lease it like an apartment.

Not gonna lie, you're not wrong. But do ya think the cunts who stormed Normandy cried like a little bitch over someone having a life that was different to their own?

Be a fucken man cunt

That's true love. Happy for you man.

I remember reading about one guy who was about the age you were. His older teen sister would put his head in a vice lock between her legs and force him him to lick her for so long that she almost caught off his airway. It stopped when the mother finally caught them.

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>fter that, get my CDL license, drive long haul semis until I'm 25 and save my money
A UPS brown truck driver makes more than 80k+ a year on average. More than most college grads. And it's union so fuck automation.

I've only ever visited China for work

But based on what I've learned, the girls there swoon over stoicism more than being gregarious. And acting childish is only seen as that, never playful. If you play pretend with a kid, everyone will think you're slow, you can show kindness, but do so with polite reservation, not charisma

Hell yeah. You'll find it too

Shits funny

Don't get to see all of the country driving UPS though. You literally go East coast- West coast all the time. After taxes and paying lease on the truck, you make roughly 120k a year with no bills. With UPS you've still got rent, car payment, electric, water, trash pickup ect. Honestly do the math trucking is like a secret good job and all you need is a GED/HS diploma and be able to drive.

Sorry, thats what i meant. I apolagize for the inconvenience

I always thought that Leykis was kind of like what Sam Kinison would have been if he was more refined and got into radio. I’m “old” too btw.

I'm talking the brown trucks, local deliveries and pick ups. The semi truck drivers make easily over 110k a year.

The point is you get to drive, make more than a fucking structural engineer with a 4 year degree and have union protection against automation. Teamsters go hard for the drivers.

My buddy drives UPS local out in colorado. He makes about 75k a year, which isn't shit in the expensive area he works. Can barely afford to rent a doublewide.

I know what you meant, what I'm saying is it's much more efficient to do long haul and have the truck be your home than have short hauls/deliveries and have to pay for housing and such.

Exactly.

>tfw zoomers think of these two names like Bob Hope.

Yep. Colorado, $

I was playing games and literally banging bitches in high school. Who hurt you

>sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars
Imagine sneaking out not to get shitfaced and higher than the fucking sun, yeah couldn’t be me.

@1:19 youtube.com/watch?v=m_VURr6jnWQ

Never thought about it that way but it's an excellent point. On that note, thought you might like this little chestnut.

youtube.com/watch?v=m2lXWckBcwY

Nothing better than your parents thinking your at some friends house playing video games all night, when your really in some park somewhere on a complete bender

if you think the quality of your entire life is determined by 4 years where everyone around you is an absolute dumbass have i got news for you pal

Can’t argue with that!

i sneaked out to get shitfaced with whores lol

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Saw Sam Kinison live in Fort Wayne Indiana in 1987. It was great. He ended his set by asking for guys who had recently broken up to raise their hands. He called on up to the stage and had a phone brought out. Then he called the ex-girlfriend and gave her the full Kinison treatment. Here's an example for you young fags.

youtube.com/watch?v=S4rbobz9Ylo

Those are the people that get hooked on heroin. Real talk

Imagine being a 14 yo tweaker. Momma should've got an abortion from the sounds of it. Just another mouth to feed through the dwindling SNAP benefits. Let me guess, you sell your stamps for 0.50¢ on the dollar to feed your hunger for highs now don't you?

Honestly yeah

You can share with timestamps, just sayin
youtu.be/m_VURr6jnWQ?t=79

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Later being 50 more than 500 ladies fucked you see old women with great wholes, hemorrhoids, hanging breasts...
And you are glad when you walk away

Then the problem is the UPS pay rate it's the fucking zip code you live in.... 75k will give you a pretty good life in almost any area except Cali and NY.

Right? I'm just trying to save as much as possible and UPS doesn't quite allow for optimum savings yanno

Tfw never had love while a teenager

Brb now married to a woman that has had 10 cocks and has got fat/miserable bitch the last 2 years

Hate my life

Where’s the restart button?

Lmao this faggot listened a little too hard when D.A.R.E showed up to his school

Not a cuck just never married a virgin or a girl that had one or two cocks

Regret my life choices everyday

Your wife has 10 cocks?

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Nah, I just know a drug ridden coward when I see one. So, how many Perc10s do I need to trade for you to give me a shitty, toothy bj? Like maybe 1, 1 1/2 tops)

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Yeah, if you don't want to live in the mountains, or on the east coast, or the west coast, or in any major US metro area, 75k is pretty decent.

Yea they offer a 401k, but no match. Pension is halfway decent but nothing to brag about. Unless your a driver then its shitty work.

In the mountains, so thats where the majority of good paying jobs are huh?
East coast - You can live anywhere except NY and Washington DC comfortably with 75k+ a year... Again if he wants to do a semi truck driving he'll make over 110k a year.
West coast - yea Cali is off the table but lets be honest, why the fuck would you wanna live in that liberal shithole.

>living in mommies basement while complaining 75k a year isn't enough to get a house and nice car and go out often...

Isn’t it fucking insane how backwards we became all pc? Ok. Yes, we do need to be sensitive to the vulnerable and extreme situations. Sam, Dice. They couldn’t even get a cheap gig anywhere now a days. Kinison had a “joke” about asking why the homeless don’t just kill themselves. I think most got that it was a “character” that they played. I don’t know, maybe too much bad shit has happened and that kind of humor is just done.

Kinison and Leykis even sound alike.

Bruh back in the day i fought hard for my virginity.. I aint fucking no high school thot..

Mort with the cigarette.

>so thats where the majority of good paying jobs are
No, its one of the places rich people like to hang out. You'd know that if you weren't 19 years old and poor.

Memories. It was all and still is a show to sell ad time. ~the jews

Same. Virgin by choice. No, really. I'm tall, not fat but a lil pudgy and handsome. Have nasty bitches all over me at the motel I live in. Won't fuk em though, STDs disgust me. Does that make me a robot?

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Same it all went downhill in my 20s

Implying "football" is a sport worth playing. Amerifaggots cope.

And sell everything, including your life. ~the kikes

Yea but they don't live there. With 75k-110k a year you can vacation there for a month straightno problem.

Thanks for the message man. Still brings some hope.

>Yea but they don't live there
They own homes there brainlet. Most of the people on my friend's route are millionaires and billionaires.

thanks for giving me something to post for sweet karma on reddit

>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Then when they don't make the pros, they fall back into a sales or teaching job while coaching a junior team.

A young piece of virgin pussy is not worth a shit career after your childhood dreams failed.

If that was you it would make sense but you're on Yea Forums

It's called be a mega nerd, make a lot of internet money, buy pussy.

If asshole jock groups exist them you have nothing to lose by fucking with them. Either you let them take you down or you both go down.

I spent that time working on becoming superhuman. Now while all the 15 year old chads are doing their thing, some of them successfully, some of them not so much, I’ve also found my share of love. I’ve achieved highs that they never could though, and I regret nothing. I’m not bitter.

Daily reminder that while I was 15, watching porn and playing video games, I was also getting deepthroated by my ex-boyfriend because I'm gay.
Sub reminder that football is probably the stupidest fucking sport ever next to golf. Fucking sage

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i feel like it was the other way around, that’s why you’re posting on this board loser

This is true.

There was no internet to watch porn on when I was 15, and that scrambled shit on cable sucked. I did steal a Playboy every now and then, but they got boring.

We all did get laid back then, popular or not. It just took the less popular kids longer, and they had reasonable standards. I started out earlier than most, first year of jr. high. Never had an issue getting laid, ever. Porn availability is cool now, I get to see a variety. But I think it's ruined a generation.

And being young makes it harder, now. You're worth more to society, and therefore women, if you are older, and employed + upwardly mobile. Just focus on the good job now. When you're in your 30s, find a decent girl in her 20s. One that admits she wants to be taken care of and wants s family. Marry her, have kids, and set things up so it would be devastating to you both if you got divorced.

I fucked five girls and even have had two longer relationships with two of them, the current being 3 years already. Problem is, I'm almost 27 now but my penis brain stopped at 15 so I want to fuck every hot teen I see so bad that at this point I'm getting actually depressed about it, since I can't have it anymore. Also my gf is the best person I ever met so I can't leave here to get myself what I need. Which I wouldn't get anyway but whatever, but not even being able to try drives me insane. Fuck me and my stupid gay surreal problems

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