How come captain morgan doesnt make a 40 percent abv rum? and not that gay cannonblast or parrot bay shit either...

Thats not rum. Drink Zacapa 23 or Dictador 20

what is this bullshit,let me guess.it costs about 50 bucks and you ruin it by throwing your lit cigar in it?

Give or take yes but id never throw a cigar in a drink

Drink their 100 proof if you want stronger Captain Morgan.

i have,i just figured if i didnt want the 100 proof there was something else i can get

although,the rum i got recently isnt even captain morgan.it was some cheap shit that was still 35 percent abv

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They have 100 proof you fag.

Drink sailor jerry instead

>mfw sailor jerry wasnt an actual sailor

at least captain morgan was a real captain

If you want to drink neat rum, drink Mount Gay.

Not even trolling.

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>drinking something with the name gay

might as well suck a dick afterwords

I mean I work for my states stores and we have 100 proof captain its a thing

>literal piss

You know that alcohol can't be made without sugar, right?

Gin isn't bad, but you gotta get the right kind.

>New Amsterdam?
Kill yourself

>Citadelle?
Gentleman and scholar

op here,i know 100 proof captain morgan is a thing,but i dont want the fucking 100 proof.its not my fault they had to make the regular captain morgan a pussy 35 percent abv

if your not buying tanqueray,bombay sapphire or beefeater then your probably some hipster faggot

This guy knows what's up.

the best captain

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mount gay is for men who suck cock.ill take my rum without a homosexual name thank you

>Tanqueray
Yeah if I want to get raped by bikers in some sleazy pool hall

>Bombay
Fair enough. For cheap gin, it's pretty damn good.

>Beefeater
Never tried it, but I'll give it a shot.

Ever tried Citadelle?

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isnt citadelle some expensive shit,by your response to tanqueray,maybe you should stick to some faggoty expensive hipster shit

Nah, $24 for a fifth. Hardly a bank buster. It's just good, man. I like shit I can drink straight, and Tanqueray just tastes like acetone to me.

totalwine.com/spirits/gin/citadelle-gin/p/91961750

Gin: Plymouth or monkey 47. Yes monkey is expensive but it’s damn good.

Just get Sailor Jerry’s

>monkey 47
$40 for a pint. Maaan that's rough.

Plymouth I can fuck with though.

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because you arent buying real rum like this
captain morgan is a cartoon character my dude

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Boodles is good too, but, i am gay and a hipster so

artofdrink.com/ingredient/jamaica-ginger-aka-jake

Make this shit. Feel like a pirate.

Your welcome.

Where are you? In my country I only can find 750ml bottles :(

LMAO @ americucks

How many yards per inch is that bottle?

Alcohol can't be made without glucose (sugar) you fucking retarded drunk whorre

That shit is nasty. Its only benefit is that it's slightly cheaper than morgan

This
Literally impossible not to. Even your gin was made with sugar. Even my beloved single malts. It’s sugar.

Scuffed Captain Morgan’s

He probably doesn't even know what yeast is my dude

being this insecure about your sexuality. mount gay is great rum