You have until I go to bed to so me questions about growing weed

You have until I go to bed to so me questions about growing weed.

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How do i grow weed

piss. lots of piss

Light, water, nutrient, profit.

Is it hard? I've heard good about it but never really learned.

Auto flowing or normal speeds for a first time grow? I've had other plants and shit but nothing that takes the time as weed. Just growing for personal.

from back in the day

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How do i consume weed through my asshole

does growing it indoors like that make it taste like the wall paint or concrete or electrical appliances?

Also what kind of light for a 1 to 2 plant set up?

hard? no but that really depends on how green your thumb is and how much time you want to invest learning. if you go in blind things aren't going to go well.

always normal. autos are scams to keep you buying seeds forever.

kek, plug a hashball.

no

315w light emitting ceramic

I planted some seeds in lil pots and they sprouted. Now what?

See that's what I was thinking cause I've heard it's super hard to clone. I've been doing some research but I know that does not compare to hands on. Would you reccomend hydro or soil

add a small amount of organic nutrient and wait for the root system to fill the pot with roots then put them in a larger pot and add more organic food and stick em outside and pray

Super hard to clone autos

I know that weed plants are a kind of animal but they hardly ever move. Why is that? Are they afraid, and if they are, how do I not scare them?

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cloning is the simplest thing in the word. buy or make an aero cloner. if you want to build one you can find directions online how to build one using a 5g bucket for cheap. start with soil and organic nutrients since they're harder to fuck up.

Right on solid advice. What kind of basic nutrients should I focus on

go to your local hydro store or go on amazon and get two products called rainbow mix grow and rainbow mic bloom made by a company called earth juice. they're cheep and will cover all your fertilizer needs for veg and flower. you may want to pick up something like CaMg+ by general organics to make sure you have enough calcium and magnesium since these plants demand a lot of both.

more back in the day

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What kind of soil do you use. Is like home compost for the garden good to grow in. Or add to a certain soil

start with a proffesional potting soil made by a company who speciali zed in growing marijuana. the easiest to find will likely be foxfarm ocean forest. i personally like aurora formula 707. DO NOT BUY SOIL AT HOME DEPOT. notice i put that all in caps? that's because that is an absolute do not do. hit up your local hydro store.

See that's my problem I live in a not so friendly state and I'd have to drive like 4 hrs to the nearest hydro store. So I plan on slowly getting the things I can get online.

How can I tell when to harvest when I have no access to any kind of magnifying glass or microscope, just my telephones zoom ( I can't order one online). Can I tell with the naked eye or judging but the percentage of orange pistils?

there's nothing you can't order online anymore. if all you have is a home depot then see if they have then at least get the highest quality potting soil they have and amend it with your compost and add some perlite. equipment can be shipped directly to your door.

pretty hard to do with the naked eye. time is probably the best guess you're going to have but you have to know what kind of genetics you're growing.

See I wanna get what I can so I would only have to make one trip for things like dirt and seeds.

>Update
try and find a cheap little microscope around town. they shouldn't be more than $15 but you need to make sure it's at least 60x magnification

sounds fine. just buy extra soil and other basic supplies.

Genetics? You think too highly of me user. I found a bunch of seeds in one of my pockets and planted them all. Got 5 females and 6 males. Pic related.

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What do you think of my plant OP? Got the seeds for free and am just sort of fucking around.

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this was my boss's grow at his old house

NOTE: this is how not to grow

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You don't understand, there's a reason I'm asking for advice on how to do without gear. First off I'm not in the US so you can say goodbye to things like Walmart and home depot. Second off I had to move to a tiny town where there's literally jack shit for miles on end. Mail coverage for like amazon and even federal mail is spotty at best. Thats the whole reason im growing the weed myself, I cant get it anywhere near here.

you pulled the males i hope. you really need to find a small cheap microscope somehow otherwise you'll just be guessing.

looks like it was inside the house for a while before you put it in that pot.

well fuck me. you still need to find one somehow, someway.

what's wrong with this method of growing?

Yeah unfortunately I live in Canada so the outdoor growing season isn't very long. Had to start indoors before bringing them outside.

Yea of course I culled the males as soon as i could identify them. I cant stress enough how I literally do not have access to microscopes or 40x magnifying glasses, otherwise I wouldn't be asking for advice. You ever seen that video where the guy goes to the chernobyl radiation zone and finds a solitary family living there? That's pretty much my situation here. At this point I am just guessing, I was gunna wait till 7p percent of the pistils were orange and then harvesr.

is the pic, if anyones got any tips itd be much appreciated

very spindly and weak plants caused by his lighting being placed way too far away from his plants. they were only getting a small fraction of the light they were supposed to be getting. his type of lights should have been a maximum of 4 inches off the top of his canopy and instead he had hit more like 4 feet above his canopy. he grossly overestimated how strong his grow lights were. they should look more like mine

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How soon till harvest? Ever have white fly or mold problems?

Speaking of genetics. I'm stuck in the most antiweed state in the U.S., three guesses where and the first two don't count.

How best to acquire superior seeds for a superior starting point?

>I was gunna wait till 7p percent of the pistils were orange and then harvesr.
no. stop. pistil hair has nothing to do with judging ripeness. we can play the odds and assume your plants are an indica/sativa hybrid with an 8 week flower time because that's the vast majority of genetics that people grow. pretty rare to see anyone growing pure sativas or pure indicas. so pull at 8 weeks for a best guess.

somewhere in the south. alabama maybe.

best place for seeds is just to order them online from a place like attitude seed bank and opt for discrete shipping during checkout. they'll show up at your door in about two weeks.

Thanks for responding
Dumb question but 8 weeks flowering time means 8 weeks after they first showed their sex?

this is hard to guess when they're outside. don't know what to tell you.

They're not outside. If we're counting from when they first revealed their sex, then they're in the fourth week of flowering.

Black light or no

looking at your pistils and trichs i'd say that's a good guess. different plants show sex at different times and without more pics it's hard to know. if you can post a more full plant pic there might be more signs i can pick up on.

no. get a proper grow light.

Worse than Alabama. This state has a flush budget and likes to use it getting up ones ass about certain things. Mail is definitely not a safe option. It's that bad.

Colorado is not far away, do outlets there sell seeds directly? Work has me stuck here, but I'm about to get a rare vacation and I can't chase all over the lower 48.

Have just a one shot window and then it's gone for at least a year, maybe longer.

I'm just tired of never knowing what's in my shit. Hell, I raise over 95% of my own food, proteins and all. I want control over this now.

>Mail is definitely not a safe option
it really is. it's a federal crime to open your mail. the only people that can touch it is customs when it first enters the country and that's very unlikely. in the unlikely event that customs opens your package and find the seeds they will simply confiscate t hem and insert a letter into your package saying contraband was seized but they can't do anything to you. i've order seeds like 50 times.

>I'm just tired of never knowing what's in my shit
you really really don't want to know, believe me.

skeleton grow i did a few years back while renting a condo with one plant and one light in a dwc hydro bucket.

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Weed suppository

more grows from back in the day when i knew half of what i know now. those were the good days.

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how much are those lights?

what like price? back then expensive as shit but today you could buy a light like that for about $200 each. i wouldn't buy those lights anymore though. modern 315w CMH grow lights are much more efficient.

back when i was a fucking noobie at this. i think this was my third grow ever. you can see some nutrient burn.

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bud from that crop

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how early can you tell if you have a male plant? my current plant is short, bushy,6 inches tall. no balls yet, am I good to go?

what the plants in OP started out as

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depends on the genetics. i've seen plants that showed sex at only two weeks old. most will take longer and some won't show until you initiate flower.

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