>one american state
>one thing to do there
Bonus points if it's /fringe/ and edgy
One american state
SC -- Visit historical sites from all the way back in American history while trying not to die from the shitty roads.
>south carolina
I can play a mean confederate song on guitar, will I get killed or applauded for that there?
New York
Pick apples
I hardly ever run into people with a boner for the Confederacy. Hardly even see the flag on anything, even as a generic sign of rebellion. All the talk about them is just outrage nerds playing pretend.
ND: Drunken buffalo tipping
You can grow corn in Nebraska, soybeans and other shit too
Nebraska: Suffer in the strange combo of humid as hell and drought.
I want to get faced and box a buffalo
Can confirm: Live here, though it's mostly corn due to ethanol being a thing.
Illinois
Get nickel dimed quartered and dollared by the government
>Soybeans
Don't talk shit about corn
Not being cringy but I could see myself doing that. Where is it, Central park?
ND is Nevada, right? Wouldn't mind getting drunk off dirty moonshine tbf
She's a bit bigger than your average cow m8, good luck
No, that's NV.
>central park
lol, no. apple picking takes place in apple orchards which are mostly upstate. the city is too congested with people for agriculture to take place there.
>Alabama
>Fuck your sister
Oregon.
Isolate somewhere in nature to summon UFOs.
That one is genuinely on the list, along with tagging along for a bigfoot hunting trip, however one goes about doing that
Washington
Search the coastline for severed feet
South Carolina
Find parts of her body scattered in marion county.
bonus: guess what town she died in and ill tell her name.
california
beat a tranny to death