Whats the worst thing I can do to my parents without they suing me

Whats the worst thing I can do to my parents without they suing me.

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Become a failure like you already are

Kill them, dead parents can’t sue

Become successful and cut them out of your life.

poop you pants whenever u see them xD

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Depending on their political affiliation, you can either become a Communist, Nazi or a filthy fucking Centrist

They are center-left, republicans

Kys. It will give them insane life-long grief and will most likely destroy their marriage.

Murder them
Or become a tranny. No one wants a tranny kid.

Become a 30 year old unemployed neckbeard, just keep browsing in the meantime

Why do you want to make your parents suffer?

You already did

You already did. You were born.

This almost made me feel bad, but then I remembered I'm only 27 and therefore my poor life choices aren't all that bad. At least I'm not 30.

Is there any way they can sue him?

Bro if you have a small family pet for example a hamster or like small cat. NUT on the small pet lots and throw it at them or in their food. Lol

Lol

I was desired

Become more successful than them so they get jealous. Because you know they had you just so they could be disappointed in how poorly you'd turn out.

Sneak out at night, slash a single tire, insurance doesn't normally cover that.
Furthermore, you could be out with friends, throw rocks in the windows and run, you could do plenty of other stuff too, cut electrical wires, use more water and electricity to ramp up the bills, etc.

Nvm guys I just realized they cant sue me if I steal money