Is it dangerous to eat the inside of batteries?

Is it dangerous to eat the inside of batteries?

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Why would you think that?

No, not at all

No shit sherlock

Make sure you microwave them first or you will get e coli

Gosh no, it's delicious - which is odd, since it's not amongst the food items in the various markets.
They are hiding this nourishing nugget from The People! You should also chew car tyres and drink sulfuric acid.
Yum yum.

nope
you'll be fine

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It gives you power!

The insides of battaries are alkaline or acidic. Swallowing it will make you have corrosive burns on your insides. Very dengarous.

Don't listen to this paranoid user - have some batteries, they go very well with tide pods!
Delicious.

Tide pods are basic and battery acid is acidic.
You know it’s a good pizza pie when the two cancel out for a nourishing neutral!

Mmmm, battery/tide pod/tomato/cheese pizza, the best combo.

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Just google "Shortest route to the nearest hospital."

Nice. Are you preparing a meal for your date?

Gonna go with yes but what the fuck do I know?

I thought it might give me energy. No?

No. Go right ahead. Post results. I heard watch batteries taste best.

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try it, it tastes like citrus

it's only dangerous if the batteries are dead, cause you're eating the dead stuff so that will make you dead too.

Nope is actually good for u

So long as you cook them first (I usually bake mine at about 425, but I know some people like to microwave them for convenience), they’re a great source of vitamins.